Chapter 635 Goodbye Jade Rabbit
One thing that must be mentioned is that Li Erdan brought his body out of the space trip this time. He is a serious person. People have three urgent needs. The "impatient" can be tolerated in these three urgent needs, and the "impatient" can be relieved, but the "impatient" cannot be delayed. Li Erdan ate too much at night, so maybe she is really urgent.
Alice said disgustedly: "Brother Erdan, you are too disgusting!"
"Oh, what do you mean? If you don't agree, you can go down and make it easier. I will never stop you." Erdan.
Convenient, convenient for your sister! Alice doesn’t need convenience, she doesn’t eat or drink water, and she can’t come out even if she wants to be convenient!
Alice suddenly pointed to the virtual map, and there was a star-striped flag lying on the moon at the point where she pointed, just below the Kukulkan, so she said, "You are so terrible, are you? Last time you wanted to pee on the Miligan flag, but you were the body of the Sun God. Now you want to repeat the same trick. Is there a weird thing like you?"
Erdan was seen by Alice and smiled, "Alice, Alice, you are so smart, my little thoughts really can't escape your bright eyes."
"That's a must. Who am I? I am Alice, who knows everything and is omnipotent. Don't believe it. I know you much better than you. I even know how many hairs you have." Alice said proudly, not realizing how evil the mystery in her words was.
Erdan was scared and hurriedly covered her crotch with both hands, "Can you even count here?"
"Uh, you, you roll, I'm speechless."
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It is normal for a young couple to flirt with each other and tell a few erotic jokes, nothing is strange about it.
Alice's pretty face quickly changed from shameful blue to normal white and tender. A little blue could be seen in the slightest bit of blue, as well as other light to the benefit of the colors, which was as charming as clouds. She said: "Brother Erdan, I understand your dissatisfaction with Milijah, but I still recommend that you not be so damaging to your gentlemanly demeanor."
Erdan said dissatisfiedly: "Are you sympathizing with Miligan? You sympathizing with, you are sympathizing with!"
Alice quickly denied: "I don't have sympathy. I'm thinking about you and your descendants."
"Uh, what do you mean? Why did you involve my descendants again?" Erdan.
Speaking of descendants, Erdan's eyes were filled with tears!
Alice smiled mysteriously and said, "Whether you want to pee or shit on the Miligan flag, you have to take off your crystal armor first."
"Aren't you talking nonsense? What's wrong with my decrystal armor? I can hold my breath for an hour without getting gasping for." Erdan.
"I don't doubt your ability to hold your breath, but I doubt whether your body can withstand cosmic rays." Alice said slowly, staring at Erdan's two old faces as she spoke. She found that Erdan's old face suddenly turned black when he heard her words. She continued: "Without the blockage of crystal armor, cosmic rays will freely shuttle back and forth in your body, and you will accidentally mutate your genes. Then your next generation, um, hehe,..."
Erdan was frightened and didn't expect this layer. "I heard that the next generation of people radiated by cosmic rays are monsters, four legs, three legs, two heads and other monsters. Then, you can't sprinkle this piss, and you have to keep this shit."
"I'm so disgusting that I'm going to vomit."
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Erdan's evil little conspiracy ruined the star-striped flags that Miligan had planted on the moon decades ago, but ultimately failed. When the Kukulkan started again and after more than a minute of flying, a "little car" that looked dark came into his eyes.
At first glance, this "little car" looks like a mini-version excavator. It has a long stretching arms that can be bent freely, and a "big pot lid" under the cantilever. It has two tracks on its feet and two wings on it. The most eye-catching thing about the small car is the five-star red flag that is attached to it.
Yes, this little car is the first lunar rover launched by our China, also known as Chang'e-3. At this moment, she is hiding peacefully in a small corner of the quiet sea. The loneliness and loneliness can be seen by even the blind. Once upon a time, she was a tomboy who was as moving as a rabbit. She dared to go to the sky to embrace the moon, and was as good as a woman. She was wearing golden armor, with "hot wheels", holding eighteen weapons, and was pampered with thousands of loves, making outstanding contributions to China's lunar exploration project. After a lifetime of military service, after becoming famous, she was abandoned by her relatives and forgotten, and stayed alone in a place 340,000 kilometers away from her hometown.
This distance is beyond reach! It's too far!
Now, she is a quiet and graceful lady, and she can no longer be a tomb. Her heroic and sassy "golden armor" was roasted black after being reborn in the ashes. She can no longer be charming, and she can't recognize her "children's father and mother" when she sees her.
By the way, it’s also great to be a quiet little girl!
At this moment, the Jade Rabbit was still quietly, alone, her eyes clearly looked at the direction of the earth. She hoped that a relative could come to visit her, even if, even if one glance was enough; he hoped that the relatives of the motherland of the Earth could take her home, and then, again, um, put it in the Aerospace Museum for people to pay homage.
When Comrade Li Erdan came on a flying saucer, the Jade Rabbit's wish was realized a little bit. If it weren't for the difference in species, it would be possible that she would have promised her body.
Erdan squatted beside the Jade Rabbit, slightly adjusted her direction, and raised her two "eyes" on her forearm a little, and said with a smile: "Can you see the earth more clearly when looking at this direction?"
Alice's voice suddenly came into Erdan's ears, "You are crazy! Can I hear you?"
"You don't understand this. The Buddha said, all beings are equal, and all things have emotions. Although the Jade Rabbit is an artificial thing, I think she is spiritual and should understand what I said." After Erdan talked to Alice, he said to the Jade Rabbit: "Little Jade Rabbit, Xiaoyu Rabbit, let's take a photo together!"
Alice laughed again and was speechless at Comrade Li Erdan.
After taking a few photos, Erdan said goodbye to the Yutu, and before leaving, he said a very affectionate thing: From now on, Li Erdan will come to see you every time I come to the moon.
Chapter completed!