Four hundred and ninetieth chapters hard-hearted
The flying saucer arrived at the rooftop of the temple in a flash. A flash of light and shadow, and Alice's phantom body appeared in front of Erdan. Her exquisite face was intoxicating. She said to Erdan: "Brother Erdan, open the door."
Let me see what treasures are inside. Oh, these two little bird-men with wings are very pretty."
Erdan sweated profusely and said, "This is not a birdman, but an angel, or a cherubim. It is uneducated and terrible."
"It's just the birdman!" Alice pouted aggrievedly, "We also have this kind of creature on the Sirius planet."
"Artificial?" Erdan.
"Well, it's a product of Sirius technology." Alice.
"The Sirius people are too evil. If they come to our earth to cause harm, I will kill one if I see them, and I will kill both of them if I see two." Erdan said angrily.
"Uh-huh, I'm afraid you don't have the ability." Alice disagreed and changed the subject, "Stop being so mysterious and open the broken cabinet quickly."
Erdan sweated again, "Please, this is not a broken cabinet, this is the Ark of the Covenant, a sacred cabinet, unique in the world and priceless." With that, Erdan opened the cabinet.
Alice glanced at the inside of the cabinet and was immediately disappointed, "Oh, what kind of treasure chest is this? There's just a walking stick, two broken stones, and a jar that looks like pure gold. It's not valuable, it's too valuable.
Yes. I think it’s worth ten thousand dollars.”
Erdan smiled weirdly, "Alice, Alice, you made a mistake this time, a big mistake." As he said that, he raised his right index finger, "At least it's worth this price?"
"One hundred thousand dollars?" Alice.
Erdan shook his head.
"A million?" Alice.
Erdan continued to shake his head.
"Ten million dollars, one hundred million dollars?" Alice.
"We're close, keep shouting." Erdan, be as vulgar as you want, as mysterious as you want.
When Alice shouted one trillion knives, Comrade Li Erdan finally showed a satisfied smile, "Yes, it's worth at least one trillion knives."
"One trillion for your head! Are you crazy about money?" Alice.
"You don't believe it? Then let me tell you. This cabinet is not an ordinary cabinet, it is the cabinet of a god called Jehovah. Jehovah, God, hell, have you heard of it? You have lived on earth for so long,
I think you should have heard of the name of God and the existence of the Ark of the Covenant to some extent
It can prove the existence of Jehovah. And more than half of the people on the earth believe in God and believe in Jehovah. Now that I, Li Erdan, have the Ark of the Covenant in my hand, Jehovah is also nearby, giving orders to the world. Who dares to disobey? The one who gets the Ark of the Covenant will get it.
The world!" Erdan said arrogantly, and burst into laughter after saying that.
"Come on, go ahead and daydream! Well, when are we leaving? You don't really want to watch Sirius rising with the sun at dawn with a bunch of niggas, do you?"
"Look, you must see it? Why not? And I still have a lot to say to the Dogon leadership team."
"You're crazy! What do you have to say to the Dogon natives?"
"The Dogon are so backward. As their god, I must help them."
"You want to give them money?"
"Spreading money? Do you think I have a lot of money? It is better to teach people how to fish than to teach them how to fish. Only if you know how to make money can you have endless money. I want to teach them how to make money."
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Erdan moved the Ark of the Covenant onto the flying saucer, chatted with Alice for a few words, then came down again, and then used the wall penetration technique to penetrate directly from the top of the temple into the interior of the temple.
As a "god", one must look a little divine. Erdan used the wall-penetration technique to make some people in the Dogon leadership team who doubted him change their views on him and admire him to the ground.
In the temple hall, Erdan summoned the Dogon leadership team together to discuss the development of Dogon.
The poverty and backwardness of Dogon has its historical roots, but it is mainly caused by man-made factors. When people are lazy and unwilling to make progress, it is a miracle that they do not starve to death, let alone development. Therefore, what Erdan first talked to the Dogon leadership group was
This aspect of changing ideas and concepts.
"In terms of ideology, I would like to criticize you. You people, the so-called leaders, only know how to give birth to children, but do not know how to provide children with a superior environment, which directly leads to the current backward situation of your Dogon tribe. You are committing a crime.
You know? The idea of muddling through must be put out of your mind as soon as possible."
"Dogon is blessed with unique tourism resources. This is given to you by God, this is given to you by God Sirius, and this is given to you by me. If you do not take advantage of such good resources, then you cannot blame others for your backwardness...
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"As the economy develops and material civilization becomes richer, the construction of spiritual civilization must also be put on the agenda, and even raised to a strategic level. Regarding material civilization and spiritual civilization, my advice to you is: grasp it with both hands, and be strong with both hands.
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Erdan talked eloquently and matter-of-factly.
"If we want to develop tourism, how can we develop it? We lack electricity and water." A small Dogon leader sighed.
"It doesn't matter if there's no water, you can bring it over!" Erdan.
"I'll give it a try, where can I draw it from?" Supreme Hegon Saadawi questioned.
"Fuck, has your head grown into your crotch? Have your eyes grown up to your butt? You little old man with semen, why are you talking nonsense? Isn't there enough water in the Niger River for you? You are so far away from Niger
The river is not far away and the reservoir is right next door. You
We only know how to look at the water and sigh, but we don’t know how to open canals to divert water. We deserve to die of thirst. With water, we can build a hydroelectric power station. In this way, won’t there be power resources? With electricity, we can also
Are you worried about the lack of signal on your mobile phone? Are you worried about the lack of signal on your color TV at home?"
The Niger River is the second largest river in Africa, second only to the Nile River. The Dogon tribe is located at the bend of the Niger River, not far away. The reason why it is dry here is because the tentacles of the Sahara Desert extend here. 2
The canal diversion in Dankou is indeed the only choice to solve the Dogon tribe's water shortage problem.
However, opening canals to divert water is easy to say but difficult to do, requiring a lot of money.
"Have a good job in tourism, but still worry about having no money? Of course, you can't become a fat man by eating one bite, everything must be done step by step, step by step..."
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Erdan has a brilliant tongue and his eloquence has never been so good. He chatted with the Dogon leadership team until dawn. He explained Dogon development, a major event that must be put on the agenda, from eight aspects and nine angles.
Chapter completed!