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Chapter three hundred and eighty first wedding (seven)

Asking questions is the most fun. Everyone is looking forward to it. I hope the groom will be punished if he cannot answer the questions.

This time Erdan stared at Ximen Yuntian, but Ximen Yuntian didn't look at him, probably because he felt a little worried.

Erdan asked the question instead of coming up, but asked first: "Groom, do you have anything you want to say to me before asking the question?"

Erdan wanted Ximen Yuntian to apologize to him because of the release of his pigeon. Ximen Yuntian knew this better than anyone else, but it would be a bit difficult for him to apologize on this occasion!

Ximen Yuntian sneered, "Nothing to say to you." He seemed to be afraid that Erdan would mess with him, and then said, "You ask questions quickly, weddings are not a joke, don't do anything to me."

Li Erdan was completely disappointed and thought to himself, if you let me go, I will have to deal with you.

When Yaya saw Erdan's disappointed expression, she hurriedly winked at him and signaled him not to go too far.

Erdan pretended not to see Yaya's winking expression, and said to everyone: "I just said that the groom could not answer the question and would punish him, sing or do push-ups. Here we have to explain it clearly, there are five questions in total, and one hundred push-up punishment measures must be done at a time."

Well, everyone was shocked. Isn’t it difficult to do a hundred push-ups?

He Xiaowei's small notebook is not a hundred, but ten. Li Erdan deliberately said 100, and brought Ximen Yuntian to death and made a fool of himself, because he was sure that Ximen Yuntian could not answer the questions he would ask later, and he could not sing and could only choose to do push-ups. Of course, Erdan would go from easy to difficult, so that Ximen Yuntian could answer two or three questions as appropriate.

In fact, it is too fucking easy for Ximen Yuntian to do push-ups, and it is not stressful to kill the world record in seconds.

Maybe seeing some guests in the audience having an objection, Erdan continued, "One hundred push-ups are indeed a little too many, but the groom can't answer and can sing! To be honest, I haven't heard him sing the national anthem since I met him. I'm looking forward to showing off his singing voice and singing a few songs for everyone on this occasion."

After Erdan said this, the guests in the audience laughed, but Ximen Yuntian's face was indeed bitter, because he had never sang the national anthem and rarely even listened to it. Even Zhao Yaya, the person next to him, had never heard him sing.

Li Erdan waved his hand and calmed the guests below. His left index finger shot up into the sky, and his voice was loud: "The first question. May I ask the groom, "Do you know what month and day the bride's birthday is?"

Hey, Li Erdan played according to common sense. Ximen Yuntian's tense heart suddenly relaxed, and Zhao Yaya would also smile.

Erdan handed the microphone to Ximen Yuntian's mouth. Ximen Yuntian reported two dates in succession, one in the lunar calendar and the other in the solar calendar.

Erdan didn't know what day Yaya's birthday was, so she confirmed it with her and got a positive answer.

"The first question did not stump the groom. It seems that he was very prepared." Erdan said with a smile, which made the people in the audience laugh, and then said: "The second question is not very difficult, a very humane question. May I ask the groom, when did you get the bride? How did you catch her? The bride is my tenant. I, the landlord, did not get the moon first, but you took the lead. I tell you, I am very dissatisfied with you. So you have to tell me about this question and tell everyone."

As soon as Erdan finished speaking, his butt was kicked several times by the bridesmaids behind him, and he was almost kicked under the steps of the wedding stand. It was not a loss for him to be kicked because he was too careless about what he said.

Yaya blushed and did not regard Erdan's landlord's words as a belated confession, but instead Ximen Yuntian's next words would make her feel embarrassed.

Ximen Yuntian took the microphone from Erdan, smiled and said to Erdan, "I think you have two problems."

"Uh," Erdan was suddenly stunned. He pinched his fingers in his heart and calculated, as if he had indeed asked two questions just now.

Alas, if a person fails, there are two problems.

Ximen Yuntian was very stage frightened at first, but now it is much better. He said that he was moved at first sight when he saw Zhao Yaya, and even the date and the situation at that time were revealed. Regarding how to catch Yaya, he said that he was conquering Yaya with his personal charm, but who could say that he was wrong?

Ximen Yuntian’s personality charm is really strong, okay? Most of the bank deposits are so handsome. Both parents have a house and a car. Although they are a bit indifferent, they are enthusiastic and meticulous. These are all manifestations of their personality charm.

Ximen Yuntian easily finalized three questions, and his intuition told him that the fourth question was a bit difficult.

Erdan held the microphone and talked so hard that he deeply apologized to the guests for three consecutive problems that failed to stump the groom.

If the host He Xiaowei was here, he would definitely give Erdan a thumbs up.

"Okay, now the fourth question is here. In order to let everyone hear the groom's singing, I have to ask a question. Groom, do you know the mobile phone number of your mother-in-law?" Erdan said, with a cunning look on his face, because he thought from the bottom of his heart that Ximen Yuntian could not answer this question. Just now, Wu Jing was stumped by this question.

As soon as Erdan finished speaking, Zhao Yaya covered her hands in a trumpet-shaped shape and put them beside her mouth and said loudly: "My mother passed the questions without questions."

Yaya's mother has never been to school and can't read a word. She has never used a mobile phone. She has only used a phone number at home. If Erdan asked Yaya's phone number, it would definitely be stumping Ximen Yuntian, but he didn't ask.

Ximen Yuntian couldn't help laughing, but he felt a little sweaty! Li Erdan was confused and suddenly felt dizzy. Her harem bridesmaid group laughed when she saw him being crippled, especially Xiaoqing laughed the most exaggeratedly, and her waist was bent. Aren't the guests in the audience laughing too?

Erdan said silly: "How can this be done? Mother-in-law doesn't have a cell phone, so mother-in-law should have a cell phone, right? Groom, please report your mother-in-law's cell phone number."

Ximen Yuntian's face suddenly turned dark. How could he know his mother-in-law's father's phone number!

Erdan knew that Ximen Yuntian was stumped by this, and then said, "If you can't answer, you have to sing or do push-ups. Think about it carefully, I believe you should be able to think of it. If you really can't think of it, just think of the lyrics of the song you want to sing."

This time, Li Erdan was sure to win. He knew that Ximen Yuntian would not choose to sing, but would choose to do push-ups. At this time, he was a little depressed because there were too few push-ups, and he should have said a thousand just now.

At this moment, Zhao Yaya covered her hands in a trumpet shape and placed them beside her mouth, and it seemed that she was about to speak again. Li Erdan suddenly felt that it was not good, thinking that my mother-in-law and father didn't have a cell phone, right?

Oh my god, I won't bully people like this.

"My father's cell phone was stolen by a thief on the street yesterday. He now has no questions and no answers, so he passes it directly."
Chapter completed!
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