Chapter 159 Uncle
Dahuangya smiled and smiled so brightly, and she also knocked her home. Her face was pleated, her mouth was covered with yellow teeth, and her breathless bad breath. Suddenly, two lines of tears flowed out of the corners of his eyes, full of relief and excitement, and was sincerely happy for Erdan. He said, "Erdan, your grandmother looked for uncle before she passed away. She asked her uncle to take care of you. But Uncle broke his promise. Uncle has limited ability and is a loser. The most failed person in the world. Uncle can't even take good care of himself, so how can he take good care of you? Later, when you went to the city, Uncle also went to find you several times, but he didn't find you. Uncle thought you were dead and felt ashamed of you.
Grandma! I think I owe the two people the most in this world, one is your Aunt Xier, and the other is you. Now that I see you and you are doing so well, I am very pleased. Your mountain was flattened by Li Batian, and he wants to mine iron ore. Everyone and I moved your grandma's grave to a new place, which is the mountain where we used to go to herd sheep. Once you were bitten by a big worm. I said that the snake was called a three-step snake, and you would die if you walked three-step. Then you tied your legs together and jumped back home. Haha, Erdan, do you still remember?"
"I forgot, I'm completely fine." Erdan refused to admit it, and wanted to say goodbye to the past embarrassing things from the bottom of his heart.
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Look at people with big yellow teeth, they know how cold and hot they know how to be. Although they have not done well in their lives, they are worthy of the heaven and earth. However, many villagers in Xiaoli Village should be ashamed. When Erdan was reborn, they always called him a monster and wanted to beat him to death. Even if they moved Erdan's grandmother's grave, they were also good at asking for trouble. They spent more than 200 yuan to invite a meal at noon, and everyone agreed to help.
Erdan just cried because his grandmother's grave was "destroyed" by Li Batian, and now shed tears again. Although he knew that this would be shameless, he forced to close his tears.
The retrospective reflection is very short, and it is most appropriate to use the idiom "short for a flash in the pan" to describe it.
The bright yellow teeth are obviously not good, Erdan can see clearly because the life breath of bright yellow teeth is weakening with the "exponential law", and the blood and qi flowing in the meridians flow out of the body and turn into bubbles. The dead tree of bright yellow teeth can never return to spring. You will be a bachelor for your life and a shredded life.
How can a life disappear in such a way that is visible to the naked eye? How can people not sigh at the fragility of life?
Dahuangya said, "Erdan, uncle has a wish before leaving. Can you agree to it?"
When Dahuangya was talking, Erdan clearly saw the cunning smell in his eyes, thinking that this old boy must not be kind.
"Well, what wish? You said? As long as it is reasonable, I, Li Erdan, will definitely help you complete it."
"Did you call me uncle when you slapped me just now? I think I should have heard it right. Can you call me uncle again now?" Dahuangya said with a grin.
Erdan quickly recalled it and it seemed that he had really called. I went, what a shame! I can't admit it, and I can't admit it even if I hit someone.
"I didn't call me, you heard it wrong." Erdan denied it very thoroughly.
"I heard it right, you called." Dahuangya.
"I really didn't call him, Dahuangya, don't blame others, okay?" Erdan.
"Okay, you didn't call me. Then can you call me uncle now?" Dahuangya smiled, but she begged.
"Call you sister!" Erdan refused to shout. This is a matter of principle. "Dahuangya, do you want to drink two glasses?"
When he heard that there was wine, Dahuangya became excited and immediately threw his uncle, the god-like man, to Java Island, Indonesia.
"Wine, good! Do you have it on you?" Dahuang Teeth.
"It must be!" Erdan said, "Open your mouth, how much can you drink, how much I pour it into you."
Erdan took out the Jigong gourd from his pocket, which was obvious, and served with good wine.
Dahuangya opened his mouth and turbid air radiated from it, making Erdan want to escape here. But Erdan couldn't run away because this would mean disrespect to Dahuangya and disrespect to uncle.
The beautiful wine with green and refreshing hearts poured out from the Jigong gourd. The wine was filled with fragrance and immediately diluted the bad breath of the rhubarb teeth. This wine is so green that it refreshes the heart. After flowing out of the gourd, it hangs down like a green ribbon, hanging all the way to the mouth of the rhubarb teeth.
The teeth of the bright yellow teeth are really unsatisfactory. It is said that he is bright yellow teeth, which has defiled the name "yellow teeth". His teeth are black and severely deformed. If ugly teeth can apply for the Guinness record in the world, bright yellow teeth will definitely win the "Crown".
Erdan also said that he wanted to find a young and beautiful daughter-in-law for Dahuangya, but because he was so ugly, which girl would marry him? It would be a waste of money, unless you, Li Erdan, would give you more money, millions, and tens of millions.
Dahuangya closed her eyes and enjoyed the wine greedily. His face was filled with a satisfied smile, but the breath of life on his body was almost gone.
The green wine overflowed from the mouth of the rhubarb teeth, and his face was full of it.
Dahuangya has never drunk such a good wine. The most drinkable wine is the 60-degree bottle of "Lu Yun Daqu" for five yuan per bottle, which tastes far less than the Shenma Bird brand wine. He can drink it very well and wants to drink it, but this time he can't drink it anymore.
Erdan choked and said, "Uncle, drink so hard that you can't drink such good wine even if you go to heaven."
Uncle? Damn, I heard that right, it’s really “Uncle”.
The soul of the Great Yellow Teeth could no longer resist the repulsive force brought to it, and once again emerged from the body.
Xier kept her word, and she didn't leave. She was waiting for Dahuangya, the **silk man in other people's eyes, and the tycoon brother in her eyes.
Dahuangya suddenly smiled with relief because he clearly heard his eldest nephew call him uncle.
The word "Uncle" came late, and Dahuangya waited for more than 20 years, but it finally came.
Li Erdan called Dahuangya "Uncle", which felt very uncomfortable. If you don't say it, you don't feel anything.
"Brother Tycoon, hurry up! You're never late, but you're late this time. I really, really, don't want to pay attention to you anymore." Xier said angrily.
The bright yellow teeth smiled and revealed two rows of bright yellow teeth.
Suddenly, Li Erdan looked up at the sky, as if he was crazy, and shouted out loud: "Uncle, when you go to heaven, you must brush your teeth frequently and take a bath frequently. Don't smell bad all day long, so as not to let Aunt Xier not let you go to bed."
Dahuangya and Xier were running hand in hand to the Huangquan Tunnel, and they heard Li Erdan's last greeting.
"Brother Tycoon, you are really smelly. Xier ignores you, let's take a step first."
"Oh, Xi'er, don't! I will take a shower and brush my teeth frequently in the future."
Chapter completed!