Chapter 8 Small Problems
China has a splendid culture and philosophy.
Confucianism teaches people not to be surprised by favors and disgraces, while Taoism teaches people to return to nature.
Therefore, as a good child of China, Guyu has definitely been unsurprising to be humiliated when he is humiliated, and returned to nature after doing something wrong.
When he is praised for doing the right thing and doing things well, he is not traditional.
Therefore, there were a group of people in the front of the bus to criticize and fight.
The criticized man, Guyu, was calm and breeze, and looked at the scenery outside the window.
The innocent Shukla and Nai covered their faces.
"Cruff~~~"
The bus stopped slowly with a long roar of the beast.
Guyu noticed that this is not a bus stop.
I noticed that two local police officers got in the car.
He listened for a moment and was sure that the two policemen's cars had broken down.
"Well, it probably wasn't for us. Well, why did I have this kind of thought? I didn't break the law? Why did I think of these things? It's strange!"
Gu Yu shook his head and smiled with a self-deprecating look.
Two fat police officers got into the car, and the driver quickly said hello:
"Oh, two police officers, how could you come to such a remote place? Are there any major cases?"
The two fat police officers waved their hands and said:
"It's not a big case, but the affairs of big people should not be neglected."
They didn't need to buy tickets. They talked to the driver and walked straight to the seat behind. They complained roughly during the process:
"Oh, these police cars should be renewed long ago, and they will break down if they have nothing to do."
Speaking of this, the police officer suddenly stopped because he saw Guyu holding Nai, with a handsome guy pressing on his body.
I'll see you for a long time. When did these two police officers see this scene?
I have always seen one man and two women like this.
Seeing the two police officers stunned, the few people who had just condemned Gu Yu came over and said to the two police officers:
"Sir, look at this woman, it's so unfair and want to arrest her."
"Yes, you see, she made two decent men cry."
"A person like this is not worthy of trial and should be killed with stones."
"You have to stop this, this~~~ I can't see it, God~~~"
“…”
Seeing the two police officers' faces beginning to distort and their hands were taken out, Gu Yu suddenly felt that the problem was serious.
Now explain:
"This, he, he is my cousin, relative~"
Guyu pointed at Shukla.
Then he twisted Nayi's neck and said:
"This, this kid is a molester. I caught me with molesting me. Really, my butt is full of fingerprints. If you don't believe me, please extract it..."
Hearing this, the condemnants collectively sneered and said "shameless" in unison.
Obviously, the focus of the two fat police officers is not on fingerprints, nor on where the fingerprints are located, nor on shamelessness, but on:
"You~~~ Are you a man?"
Gu Yu shrugged. He dressed up as a woman to protect Shukla. At this moment, ladies accounted for more than half of the bus, and there were police officers, so there would basically be no things Shukla was worried about.
So Guyu admitted frankly.
"Yes, I'm a man. I'm wearing this outfit, just because my clothes were washed away while I was bathing by the river. Then my cousin happened to have a new one to buy clothes and was going to give my girlfriend the clothes to cover my shame. That's it."
“Oh~~~”
The crowd of people in the car spoke in unison again, looking "So that's it."
The two police officers put away their handcuffs, and the others no longer paid attention to the intimacy of the three people. They began to talk about their own conversations and chat about family matters.
The three men crowded together, although they looked indecent, but there was nothing illegal after all.
This is how Gu Yu judged, but he really made a mistake.
Because here, it is extremely normal for several men to squeeze together, hug or go shopping.
On the contrary, in this country, men and women do not hold hands or hug each other when shopping and walking. This means love and friendship, the kind of pure, even if there are fingerprints on their butts.
It was also the first time Guyu came here. He didn't have time to go shopping, otherwise he would have found that the streets of Indeli were full of men with their fingers tied to each other.
The police officer sat down, Guyu and Shukla hurriedly found a seat to sit down.
As for Nai, he had already passed the station. Now this guy is worried about how to walk home. After all, this is the last bus.
A man in the seat next to the police officer seemed to know the officer, and heard him ask in a low voice:
"Which big shot is the matter, you got off work so late?"
The police officer hurriedly pressed his voice to a very low level, almost pressing it on the other person's ear, and said:
"Who can't be said? I can't afford to offend it. The lady from the family went out early in the morning and said she was going shopping and preparing for the wedding the day after tomorrow. However, she hadn't returned home at night. Although the owner of the family said she was afraid that her daughter would be in danger, I guess she should have elope with someone.
So, all the police officers in this area were sent out and looking for people all over the streets. We were both sent here. After all, we lived here and were familiar with the people around us..."
Others can't hear two people talking, but Guyu can.
He whispered to Shukla, who was sitting inside the seat:
"These two police officers are here to arrest you. Your father guessed that you had eloped with someone."
When Shukla heard this, she hurriedly hugged her arms to her chest, hid her bulging chest muscles, then tilted her head towards the window and looked at the scenery outside.
Before we knew it, we kept chatting with each other, and the car that had never been quiet began to quiet.
Someone began to wonder:
"Huh? Why does this station seem to have become longer? Old Toka, you won't go the wrong way, right?"
Lao Toka is the driver's name.
"Hey, what are you thinking? I've been driving this route for more than ten years. I don't brag about it, and I can drive back with my eyes closed, and there is no possibility of going the wrong way."
Someone next to him looked out the car window. There were few street lights here and it was dim and needed to squint your eyes and tell them carefully.
"Oh, that's right. We were on the right path. There was nothing strange about these two stations."
After this, the passengers started chatting again, and some people leaned on the chair and slept and snored.
After all, the next stop is the end station, and it doesn’t matter if you fall asleep.
One of the fat police officers was sitting in the seat, and his companions were already asleep. When he was bored, he saw Gu Yu and Shukla in the seat across the aisle.
The next stop is the terminal station and the police officer's home. It can be said that he knows most of the people in the car, and even if they can't name them, they all look familiar. However, Gu Yu and Shu Kela promised that it was the first time they met, especially the skin color of the two, no matter how they looked, they could not be people living in the slums.
So he shouted to Guyu:
"Hey, my friend, what are you doing in the remote suburbs so late? It's not peaceful at night there."
Gu Yu lies without drafting it, and he said naturally:
"Oh, I'm here to travel. I like to take a random car and go anywhere. This kind of trip is fun."
Hearing this, the police officer nodded. Judging from Gu Yu's skin, the police officer believed this sentence.
So he asked Shukla, who was pressing against the car window with his face:
"That friend, what are you doing in the suburbs so late?"
Shukla knew that this was asking herself, so she hurriedly turned around, but looked at Guyu first and asked with a question.
Guyu hurriedly answered for Shukla, saying:
"We traveled together, he was a little motion sicker and didn't dare to speak. He would...don't vomit."
The police officer saw Shukla's facial features and felt that it looked familiar. He seemed to have seen it somewhere, but he couldn't remember that he knew such a handsome guy.
But from the other party's eyes, the police officer panicked.
"Hmm? Could it be that there is something weird?"
So he said to Guyu and Shukla:
Chapter completed!