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Chapter Ninety-Seven: What Happened?

The jade seal is green all over and exquisite. But Hu Che didn't pick it up for a while, which was very surprising. He was stunned and said, "Hey? This thing is quite heavy, hey,"

Hu Che did not believe in evil and used his hands together, but he still didn't pick it up. Even the bones of the king of Zhongli could not be removed and pressed on the jade wall. The two seemed to have grown together.

The second uncle next to him seemed to have discovered something, changed his angle and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"There is a problem with the body of the king Zhongli!"

Uncle Er picked up a steel shovel and poked the body of the king of Zhongli. He pulled off the broken jade dirt and could see his ribs. Looking up, two iron chains as thick as fingers pierced on the pipa bones, and the rusty iron chains intertwined with the gray bone pieces, imprisoning the corpse in front of him in the coffin chamber.

Everyone looked at each other, but they never expected that the king of Zhongli was imprisoned in the coffin warehouse.

"Is this the burial custom of Zhongli in ancient times? Is it necessary to tie a chain?"

Hu Che was surprised and looked sympathetic: "It's still your children who are unfilial, afraid that you will run back to compete for the throne, so you did this on purpose? But don't be too sad, tell you good news, your son, grandson and even great-grandson, are all dead now..."

Hu Che was talking nonsense while beating his finger bones, but the fingers of the king of Zhongli seemed to have really grown into the jade seal and could not be broken.

Hu Che began to lose patience, looked around and stretched out his hand to Uncle Er: "Boss Hu, please lend me the bronze sword to the envoy,"

The second uncle raised his beard and said, "What are you going to do?"

"Take his arm off."

Hu Shanshan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Officer Hu, didn't you agree on civilized construction? Why are you so violent at any time?"

"I'm already very civilized, but this old guy is too stubborn, he's dead and still holds the jade seal. I also saw that his finger-sarcophagus bone grew into the jade seal, which is bone hyperplasia, and it must be very painful. I'll help him with a minor operation..."

Only Hu Che can tell the evil things so fiercely. Uncle Er doesn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, but the bronze sword is too expensive and afraid of being cut by Hu Che, so he pulled a dagger and threw it over.

The dagger slashed the bones of Zhongli's hand, but what made people collapsed was that the dagger blades were cut and rolled up, but Zhongli's bones only slightly pulled out a few unnecessary white marks.

"Fuck!" Hu Che looked at the blade where the dagger was spreading out of the curling mouth, and was surprised: "What did the king of Zhongli Kingdom eat to grow up? Why is the bones so hard?"

Zhang Shuishu, who was standing beside him, straightened his glasses on his nose and frowned: "There is no connection between soft tissues, and the human bones are independent and scattered. There is something wrong with the body of the Zhongli king."

While talking, while Hu Che fiddled with his hand bones, a bundle of bamboo slips slipped out.

Hu Che was startled at first, but then he reacted that he would be some treasure and hurriedly picked it up.

"Is this... bamboo piece?" Hu Che looked over and over again, and the more he looked, the more disappointed he became.

The rope connecting the bamboo slips has rotted, leaving only the bamboo pieces full of holes. After being unfolded, you can vaguely see the small words carved on the bamboo pieces.

Zhang Shuishu was afraid that Hu Che would not know the preciousness of the bamboo slips, so he hurriedly took them away and spread them out carefully.

When bamboo slips are arranged in a book, dense text information is presented.

"That's right, it's Chu Wen. Zhongli Kingdom was influenced by the powerful Chu, and it was Chu Wen who was promoting it." Uncle Er leaned over and blew away the dust from the bamboo slips.

After all, he had been in the antique business all his life, so he knew some of these early Chu Wens, and could read them together.

The second uncle twisted his gray beard and glanced at it and said, "From the content of the bamboo slips, this is the king of Zhongli in the third generation, and the surname Ying. King Fei said in the bamboo book that he regrets it very much?"

"Repent? What do you regret?" Hu Shanshan asked after him.

The second uncle looked briefly afterwards and shook his head: "I'm not very clear. I mentioned a woman. Maybe she did something that made me regret until death."

"Wow! This gossip smells"

Hu Che was also attracted by the interest. He glanced at the King of Zhongli, who was like a dead tree. Looking back at the romantic past he had in the past, it always made people feel a kind of erotic peach thing that traveled through time and space.

"The bamboo book says that the king of Zhongli succeeded to the throne at the age of 30, the country was declining, the enemy was strong on all sides, and the people lived in poverty. So the king of filth began to lobby everywhere, that is, to send tribute to the neighboring powers. Once, he came to Shouchun, Chu, and encountered a river disaster, and the ship sank. It happened that a fairy saved his life. This fairy was very beautiful and could dance on the water surface or leapt into the sky. She only needed to brush the sleeves of the clouds, and the water of the Huai River could be cut off into a street..."

Hearing this, Hu Che sniffed and asked, "Boss Hu, is this filthy king suffering from paranoia? Encountering a fairy? This is the remarks of "The Fairy"!"

The second uncle glanced at Hu Che, made no comments, rubbed his Adam's apple and continued: "The fairy claimed to be from the Miss Qushan Kingdom, and told the King of Foolishness that there was a piece of land in the south of the South China Sea and the waterfront, where there was no war, no oppression, no poverty...."

"The King of Foul is a shrewd person, so he naturally would not fully believe it, but he has a strong yearning for overseas land. After returning home, he began to build warships."

"It took more than ten years to find the so-called Qushan Women's Kingdom, but after the return of the King of Filial, his army became unprecedentedly powerful, and all oppression and dilemma were solved."

"It is said that the King of Immortal brought back three things from overseas. One is the Ghost Jade Seal. The Ghost Jade Seal can summon heavenly soldiers and generals to defeat the enemy and defeat the enemy; the other is the Boneless Beauty, born with beauty and natural beauty; and the Phoenix Spirit Stone, which is said to satisfy all your wishes."

"After these three things, the King of Filial began to be invincible, and the country's fortunes reversed. The King of Filial was heading toward the thunder of the Zhongli army. At that time, the King of Filial was already crazy, conquering cities and territories, and suffering from the lives of the world."

"And the good times did not last long. One day, an ark came from the Huai River. The boat bends and walked down a woman who was unparalleled and unparalleled. It was the fairy who saved the filthy king back then."

"I don't know what the woman said to the King of Demon. After leaving, the King of Demon began to massacre the so-called heavenly soldiers and generals summoned with the ghost jade seal, and burned all the boneless beauties into wax to create a burner and imprison the Phoenix Spirit Stone. These three treasures were never used until the destruction of Zhongli Kingdom."

...

This is all the content in the bamboo slips. Obviously, this is a comprehensive overview of the subjects after King Wu’s death based on the information they know. It is not very comprehensive. There are also many mysteries that no one who records these things cannot understand. For example, who is the beautiful woman? What did she say to King Wu? And, for example, did King Wu find the Qushan Women's Kingdom? What kind of place is that?

Hu Shanshan stood on her chin and said, "I don't know if there is such a place in the world, Qushan Women's Kingdom? It sounds like a feminist kingdom."

Hu Che said, "Da Shanshan, do you really believe in this kind of nonsense? The south of the South China Sea and the waterfront, isn't that Malaysia? Could it be that Malaysia was once a feminist society?"

Of course this is impossible. In fact, everyone knows that the content in the bamboo slips is very unreal, the whole story is full of loopholes and very inferior.

"It seems that the so-called three treasures of the king of Zhongli must be fake. They may have been fabricated to spread the prestige of the country and wanted to use them to intimidate the surrounding powers. The meaning is like saying: Don't bully me, I have three treasures in my family, each of which can be used to provide abundant army... But after all, it's just a lie. Later, not long after the death of the King of Demon, Zhongli was annexed by Chu."

Seeing Zhang Shuaishuai's analysis, it really seems like this. Because it is too far away, everyone likes to brag about the intrigues and deceits in the Warring States Period, but Zhongli Country has a little more brainstorming.

But at this time, Hu Shanshan always felt something was wrong.

But what's wrong? I can't grasp the inspiration.

After reading the contents of the bamboo slips, the second uncle waved to Hu Shanshan: "Shanshan, don't you have a mobile phone? Take a picture of the contents of the bamboo slips and study them when you go back."

Hu Shanshan nodded, and at this time, Zhang Shuishu looked at her and suddenly asked, "Hey? Where is your power bank?"

"Ah?" Hu Shanshan was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhang Shuishu and asked back, "Shuai Shuishu, what did you say? Power bank? Did you see that I used a power bank?"

Zhang Shuishu was confused when asked, looked at Hu Che and looked at his second uncle, "What does it mean? Didn't your phone run out of power before? Cai Sheng gave you a power bank, did you forget?"

Hu Shanshan nodded heavily and snapped her fingers: "That's right. I was about to tell you, but I suspected that I had a cold and had not recovered yet. I was hesitating. Actually, I wanted to tell you before that the power bank disappeared, disappeared out of thin air, and it disappeared with a loud bang..."

Hu Shanshan gestured vividly, her face filled with an incredible expression, as if she had discovered some big secret and finally could speak to people, and she was very excited.

"Disappeared?" Hu Che hurriedly searched around, "Da Shanshan, are you kidding us? I saw you holding it just now."

The second uncle looked gloomy and looked at Cai Sheng in the distance, narrowing his eyes dangerously: "Stop looking for it, maybe the power bank really doesn't exist."

"I was wondering before, why did Cai Sheng have a power bank? It seems that the problem is not the power bank, but the person who sent it to the power bank."

When the second uncle said these words, his voice was loud. If Cai Sheng hadn't fallen asleep, he would definitely hear it. But Cai Sheng in front of him stood at the intersection of darkness, neither moving forward nor retreating, nor speaking nor laughing. The more he looked, the more strange he felt.

After saying that, the second uncle looked at Hu Che mysteriously, coughed lightly, and handed over the bronze sword in his hand: "Xiao Hu, this bronze sword is a good thing, I'll give it to you."

Hu Che's body shook and was flattered.

"Give it to me? Really?"

Hu Che asked, snatching the bronze sword, pulled out the scabbard and looked at it, excited: "Thank you, Boss Hu, I wish Boss Hu a long life and a hundred years old to have a lot of experiences..."

The second uncle thrust his face, and he really couldn't bear his blessing. He coughed lightly and said, "You are the strongest here and fair, so it's the most suitable for you to go."

Hu Che was admiring the bronze sword, but was stunned when he heard this: "Ah? Where to go?"

"Go and see what happened to Cai Sheng. Don't you have a way to deal with ghosts? Well, just use your trick, go~!"

Hu Che was stunned on the spot, and after a long time blinking his eyes, he asked, "That move? Are you talking about... using smelly socks?"

"Boss Hu, I actually didn't find a chance to confess to you about this matter, and the fact that stinky socks can ward off evil spirits..."

Without waiting for Hu Che to explain, the second uncle quickly interrupted him and said, "Xiao Hu, I believe your method is feasible. Now that the army is not here, we have no combat experience, so we can only rely on you. As long as you can handle Cai Sheng's matter, I promise that not only this bronze sword, but also a golden mask can be given to you."

Under the uninterrupted compliment and temptation of the second uncle, Hu Che was unable to withstand the temptation of the treasure while expanding himself, so he happily agreed.

He patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, Boss Hu, I have experience in dealing with ghosts. Leave Cai Sheng's affairs to me..."

Hu Che looked at the bronze sword in his left hand, looked at the golden mask in his right hand, and swallowed his throat dryly:

"Da Shanshan, please let me know one thing."

Hu Che said as he brought gold into her arms and said, "You are responsible for bringing the gold mask out, I am responsible for the bronze sword. These two things are treasures. No matter who can succeed, we can make a big profit."

Hu Shanshan was shocked when she thought that the golden mask was taken off the dead man's face, and there was such a strange scene when she was taken off.

"I am honored that you can respect me. But I really don't want to put this thing on my body. Officer Hu, you should choose another talent!"

"Oh, Da Shanshan, don't be pretentious. I have a task to do now. It's inconvenient to bring you, and I don't feel at ease,"

"You'll be relieved if you let me go?"

"To be honest, I'm not too relieved." Hu Che said as he leaned into Hu Shanshan's ear and said, "But compared to your second uncle and the stubborn Zhang Xiaoshuai, I think you are still reliable."

Just as Hu Shanshan and Hu Che were pushing, suddenly, Zhang Shuaishuai, who had been tilting his neck and pondering, took a breath,

"Wow..., have you noticed it? There seems to be something wrong with this place."

Zhang Shuishu said as he held the glasses frame, gestured with his hands and said, "First of all, when he first came here, Hu Che wanted to smoke and said, "If there was cigarette, it would be great. What's the result? He just touched it back and felt a pack of cigarettes."

"Later, we were surrounded and killed by Kappa, but Hu Che said, 'If there were ropes, it would be great'. Then a rope really appeared and we climbed up the beam of the roof."

"And then I came here. There was no staircase leading to the stone platform. Both Da Shanshan and Hu Che said, 'It would be great if there was a ladder', and then I don't need to say what happened."

"And there is also a power bank. Did Da Shanshan say something similar at that time?"

Everyone looked at Hu Shanshan, and Hu Shanshan was stunned and her mind became chaotic.

After she cleared her mind, she also took a breath.

She did say at that time: 'It would be great if there was a power bank.'

The incident was really like what Zhang Shuishu said. Not long after saying this, Cai Sheng sent the power bank.

Zhang Shuishu looked at everyone and said word by word: "So, have you noticed that since we came here, we can always 'wishes come true', intentionally or unintentionally."
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