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【100】 Make you hard as iron

. "Brother, why is your thing so big? Did you install it later after surgery?" Zhou Zheng asked seriously.

"Haha, Director Zhou, you are really good at joking. Do you think this thing is a grafting fruit tree?" Ma Xiaole picked up the small teacup and drank it "gudong" in one gulp. It was hard to get used to drinking it.

"But why is it so big!" Zhou Zheng picked up the small teacup and savored it in small mouths.

Ma Xiaole was wondering why Zhou Zheng asked this question. When he was taking a shower, he saw that Zhou Zheng's thing was barely average in size, and 80% was that he was not hard enough. Ma Xiaole remembered that he saw in the "Yue Nu Sutra" that there are many types of things for normal men. Of course, everything is hard. The first level is thick and long, which is the best. If it is a little curved, it is the best. The second level is slender. As the saying goes, women are not afraid of being short and thick, but are afraid of being thin and slender; the third level is thick and short. This type of men has high requirements for the correctness of their movements, otherwise it will be beyond the reach; the fourth level is thin and short. Alas, it is best for such men to be absolutely high enough, otherwise it is really difficult to do it.

These four types of men are pretty good, because they have said that the word "hard" is the first, and if you choose the right type of woman, haha, you can find a proud ambition and domineering ambition. As for how to find it, it will be described in the future. If you are afraid of it, you will be afraid of it. If you are not soft or hard, you will not be afraid of it. Because there is no idea, it is not soft or hard. It is unique to the thing. If it is thick and long, it is OK. If it is thick and short, it will still be worth it with some swelling force. If it is thin and long, it will be unreasonable. If it is thin and short, then it is unreasonable. If it is thin and short, this kind of poorest product is the most troublesome, but it is not completely unsuccessful. With the help of some external force, you can still find a certain remedy.

Seeing that Ma Xiaole was so sensible about his thoughts, Zhou Zheng coughed. Ma Xiaole suddenly came to his senses and said with a smile: "Director Zhou, why is he so big? That's not born." Ma Xiaole wanted to scare Zhou Zheng again, "Before I didn't get the tip of the barefoot immortal, this thing was not like this, it was also an extremely ordinary one."

"Oh, I'm telling me!" Zhou Zheng slapped the table, "I knew you used your skills!" Zhou Zheng poured another glass of water for Ma Xiaole, "Brother, I wonder if you can help me with something?"

"Haha, Director Zhou, stop talking. I know, you want to be like me, right?" Ma Xiaole looked at Zhou Zheng with confidence in his eyes.

"Oh, big brother, you..." Zhou Zheng was very embarrassed, "You were wrong. I didn't want to be the same as yours. I don't have to ask for this thing anymore, I just want to be tough..."

"Director Zhou, don't blame me for not being too good. I can't use my skills before I have to be absolutely necessary. I made an exception when I was drinking just now. If I want to do my best and the barefoot immortal gets angry, then I'll be done." Ma Xiaole looked at Zhou Zheng who was extremely disappointed and felt that he had to give him some hope so that he could hold him up. "But things are not absolute. Maybe one day, the weather will change, and the energy will still make you as hard as iron."

"What, really?!" Zhou Zheng seemed to see hope for life again, just like a dying person, "When are you probably?"

"This is a secret of heaven, and it was impossible to predict it, but it will appear once or twice a year."

"Oh, that's great. Not to mention a year, I can wait for even two years!" Zhou Zheng took out a box of cigarettes from his arms, with a panda on it, "Big brother, I usually can't bear to smoke this cigarette, I'll give it to you!"

"What cigarettes are you so unwilling to smoke?" Ma Xiaole looked at it, "You're a messy brand, why haven't you seen it before?"

"Big brother, you are a foreigner! Is this a mess? The national leaders are all trying to draw this, panda!" Zhou Zheng said confidently, "Where can ordinary people buy it!"

When Ma Xiaole heard this, he quickly tore it apart and pulled out one. Just as he was about to lit it and taste it, he saw Jin Zhu watching it with a long eye, so he pulled out two more and gave it to Jin Zhu and Zhou Zheng respectively.

With a "neck" sound, Ma Xiaole took a beautiful breath and spit out faintly, "Well, it's so fucking good!"

When Zhou Zheng heard this, he hurried over and said, "Brother, if you help me make that thing hard, I can help you!"

"What are you helping?" Ma Xiaole was quite interested. When he arrived at the county town, he felt that as the captain of the fifth team of Xiaonanzhuang Village, his vision was too narrow, and he needed to date more officials outside.

"I have relatives in the army. Do you know how many people he has?" Zhou Zheng was interested in showing off, "Tell you that he can lead people to settle our Yuning County!"

Ma Xiaole didn't know how high the official he was to be able to equip Yuning County with the right amount, and he didn't care. The only thing he wanted to know was what Zhou Zheng could help him. "Director Zhou, then how big the official he is, what can he help me?"

"He is going to the local area soon. Let me tell you that he doesn't like to come to Yuning County. Maybe he wants to be an official in the city!" Zhou Zheng pretended to be deep, "Think about it, if he can be an official in our city, what can we do with just one word?"

When Ma Xiaole heard that Zhou Zheng in front of him suddenly became deeper. At first, he felt that he was just a small puddle, but now he felt that there seemed to be a huge spring under the puddle, with infinite energy. "Oh, then, Director Zhou, you will have a better life in the future!" Ma Xiaole smiled gently.

"Oh, what's the best, man, if that thing doesn't work, life will be harder!" Zhou Zheng's tone was very regretful.

"Oh, Director Zhou, don't worry, when I look for an opportunity, I will help you make that thing hard!" Ma Xiaole wanted to lay a bait for Zhou Zheng so that he could get more sets in the future.

"Chencheng!" Zhou Zheng was obviously very happy, and the following conversation became much more heartwarming. He didn't come out of the tea bar until after midnight and shook hands and said goodbye.

Jin Zhu took Ma Xiaole to Yuning Hotel. Jin Zhu did not arrange a luxurious room, but the standard suite surprised Ma Xiaole. "Damn, staying here for one night is not enough for our villagers to feed a pig!" Ma Xiaole stepped on the soft street stall and really wanted to lie down and roll.

"Where, I can't spend much money to stay in this hotel. No matter how I say it, I have some ideas." Jin Zhu said proudly, "Ma Da, you have a better choice. Director Zhou has done it for you!"

"What can I do if I do it?" Ma Xiaole just looked around, "Jinzhu, how much does it cost to do this?"

"That's probably quite a bit!" Jin Zhu smacked his lips.

"Damn, then I have money and make my family like this, and I will enjoy happiness every day!" Ma Xiaole said hatefully.

"That's of course, rich people do better than this!"

"Better than this?" Ma Xiaole's wide eyes showed that he didn't believe it.

"Ma Da, can I still lie to you?" Jin Zhu finally found something that could be shown off in front of Ma Xiaole. He pulled down his sleeves and prepared to talk a lot, but Ma Xiaole didn't want to listen at all, and he couldn't listen. He kept thinking in his head: It's better than this, what should it look like!
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