Chapter 291 The funniest movie in history
Master and apprentice Cao Chali knew that Liu Qingyun had received the job of doing odd jobs in the dance troupe and would stay in the dance troupe to clean and hygiene at night, so he couldn't help but urge him to put himself in to practice martial arts.
Because their martial arts hall is dirty, old and torn, in comparison, the huge dance room of the dance troupe can definitely be described as luxurious.
Liu Qingyun was not satisfied and had to put them in.
Just as they were practicing, they were caught by Huang Yunshi, the teacher of the dance troupe, who originally wanted to call the police to catch them. But when she saw Cao Chali performing "Golden Guns" she couldn't help but feel moved.
Seeing Cao Chali's appearance, he couldn't help but stir up her fire.
This process is of course extremely hilarious. Whether Cao Chali performs the magical power of the golden spear, it makes the audience hilarious.
The two quickly hooked up and allowed them to practice in the dance troupe.
When I saw many beauties dancing together in tights, their plump buttocks, smooth abdomen and firm breasts were really feasted by these perverts.
Wu Jiali, who has the plumpest figure, performed difficult movements such as a horse and a wooden board on her chest. Seeing her deep career line really makes people drool.
Then everyone made an appointment to dance in the dance hall. Liu Qingyun originally wanted to seize the opportunity and confessed to Lan Jie's mother in the name of drunkenness, but Han Jin was disturbed.
Everyone in the dance troupe was happy to flatter him. When he saw him coming here to dance, he quickly pulled him to his seat.
Han Jin then found Lan Jiemu, the beauty, and couldn't help but lit up his eyes and started chatting with her.
The slut threesomes also looked at them and made friends one-on-one. Only Liu Qingyun was left alone. When he went to the bathroom, Zhou Xingchi cheated him of a bottle of sobering medicine, and he was asked to pay 1,000 Hong Kong dollars.
Liu Qingyun spent all his money, and there was no money to pay the bill. In the end, the matter was a big deal, and Han Jin paid for him to help him solve the situation.
Compared to Liu Qingyun, the poor and short-skinned, Han Jin, the tall, rich and handsome man, is so cute. Lan Jie's mother couldn't help but be moved.
Han Jin took the opportunity to drive her home. Lan Jie's mother hesitated for a moment and agreed, which made Liu Qingyun lose the opportunity to confess.
Charlie Cao and Huang Yunshi, the trio of men and the trio of women also offered to say goodbye. Only Liu Qingyun was left alone.
The slutty trio and the slutty trio each paired up to check in the hotel.
One couple is a man who wants to do it. The woman doesn’t want to do it; the other couple is a woman who wants to do it. The man doesn’t want to do it; the other couple is even more bizarre, the man wants to do it, and the woman also wants to do it. But the menstrual period is coming...
The three pairs of wild mandarin ducks have different experiences in their hotel room, so they are naturally full of jokes, which makes the audience below laugh.
The so-called dirty jokes are originally very easy to make people laugh. Although these three stories are only as good as the scales, they are both erotic and funny, making the audience laugh constantly.
However, the three lowly men's journey of breaking things was ultimately declared a failure, and none of them succeeded, which made them very disappointed and decided to find another opportunity to start over again next time.
Wu Jiali also found out that Lan Jie's mother went back in Han Jin's car.
Because she was angry that Lan Jie's mother pried her boyfriend, she came over to sue her and slapped the heroine in the face.
From Wu Jiali's swear words, we can know that Lan Jie's mother has no father, only one mother.
When Lan Jiemian heard her insulting her mother, she couldn't help but step forward and slapped Wu Jiali in the face.
The two women slapped each other in the face, which made Liu Qingyun, who was doing cleaning, stunned.
After Wu Jiali left, Lan Jie's mother cried.
But Liu Qingyun didn't know how to coax the girl, so she had to bring a basin of water and perform the breath-holding skills she had learned to make her laugh.
But when he raised his head out of the wooden basin, he was surprised to see Han Jin holding Lan Jiemiao tightly, making him unable to wet his hair and stood there stupidly.
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The trip to the trio of bastard failed and decided to create another opportunity, so they held a special sorority meeting to invite the girl to play. They secretly bought aphrodisiacs and prepared to put them into the girl's drink.
Because it is said that the medicinal properties are too strong, I only used a little bit, and most of them were left on the windowsill.
After the girl came to play, everyone danced and had dinner together. Huang Yunshi and Cao Chali, the two adulterers, also had a lot of fun, but their appearance made everyone feel a little disgusted.
The bastard secretly threw the aphrodisiac into the girl's drink. She originally wanted to invite the bastard threesome to drink it, but when she picked up the cup and was about to drink it, she suddenly had a stomachache and ran to the bathroom.
As a result, Huang Yunshi was confused and saw a cup of Coke on the table, so she picked it up and gave it to drink it directly.
When the bastard trio saw it, they were all shocked.
Just as everyone was holding a friendship meeting downstairs, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda, two thieves, secretly ran into the house to steal things.
As a result, before the thing was stolen, Wu Mengda found the pornographic video tape hidden by the bastards, and quickly turned on the video camera and started watching.
Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda were watching it with great enthusiasm. At this moment, they heard the sound of someone opening the door. They were so scared that they quickly climbed the window and flipped through the balcony to the next room.
It was Liu Qingyun who came back, and he did not attend the association.
Because although Lan Jiemu will come today, Han Jin is with her side. When Liu Qingyun saw their sweet appearance outside the door, she couldn't help but feel sad, so she returned to the upper floor to rest in advance.
When he saw the bottle of aphrodisiac with English printed on the bed, he was just thirsty, so he picked it up and drank it.
Just after drinking, Han Jin and Lan Jieyi also slipped up and opened a room, which happened to be the room next to Liu Qingyun.
Huang Yunshi, who accidentally drank aphrodisiac, also went upstairs with Cao Chali and came to Cao Chali's room.
Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda had just climbed back to the window, but they didn't expect that they would come again after hiding. They couldn't help but hid in the closet.
Then through the gap in the wardrobe, I saw Han Jin and Lan Jiefu lying on the bed together, kissing and taking off their clothes...
Although there is no direct camera capture, the flutter of underwear and underwear flying around and the sound of moaning still makes people unable to help but their blood rush.
Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda had just watched a small movie, and this time they watched the Living Spring Palace again, which really made them excited again.
Liu Qingyun next door had just taken the powerful aphrodisiac, and now he could not help but become excited immediately when he heard the charming arsenic rumbling sound.
Huang Yunshi and Cao Charlie were also next door to them. Hearing the sound of arsenic chants. Coupled with the effect of the aphrodisiac I just drank, even Huang Yunshi couldn't help but get excited.
The audience in the audience couldn't help but feel very excited when they saw this, and there was a feeling of similar voyeurism.
After Han Jin and Lan Jie's mother finished, they were in a warm state. At this moment, his pager rang. When he opened it, he couldn't help but change his face, and then found an excuse to leave.
It turned out that Wu Jiali was calling him and wanted to reconcile with him, but Han Jin refused and said that he liked Lan Jiemiao now, which made Wu Jiali very disappointed.
Lan Jiemiao stayed in the room, but couldn't help feeling a little thirsty. Thinking that there was a water heater prepared for the guests at the stairs, she quickly took a cup to get the water.
Seeing her running on the screen with bare legs in a man's shirt, she was so sexy that the audience below couldn't help but burst into blood.
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Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda took the opportunity to come out of the stuffy wardrobe, and then quickly climbed into the window to try to escape.
At this moment, Huang Yunshi and Cao Chali couldn't help but start to do it. Huang Yunshi himself played the old virgin, and with the effect of aphrodisiac at this moment, once the fire burned, it was like the Yellow River breaking the dam, and it was out of control. Although Cao Chali was a little anxious, he couldn't help but feel unable to bear it when facing Huang Yunshi.
Seeing Huang Yunshi taking the initiative to attack Cao Chali, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter. They really admired the creativity.
Many men have always raped women. When did it be changed to a woman raped men?! However, although this plot is a bit absurd, because the screenwriter's arrangement is very reasonable, it does not make people feel abrupt at all, but it makes people feel extremely funny.
When filming this scene, Huang Yunshi was very resistant. Although she was not a big star, she was also a person who wanted to be handsome. She was really unable to pass the psychological level by letting her wear underwear to act in a scene of raped men.
Finally, after negotiation, I took the method of borrowing a position and found a substitute to replace her. I changed the substitute when I patted my body and only changed her when I patted my head.
But even so, after filming this drama, Huang Yunshi had a very unhappy relationship with the crew and did not even come for the premiere this time.
But seeing the audience's reaction today, I was obviously very satisfied with this scene.
Cao Chali originally wanted to do something with Huang Yunshi, but just as he was trying his best to chant, he suddenly found Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda outside the window.
After the two of them crawled out of the window, they climbed along the balcony to this side. When they saw Huang Yunshi and Cao Chali go to bed, they couldn't help but peep.
In short, this is the third time they can watch but cannot get into it today. They can be said to be a very sad thief.
When Cao Chali saw someone peeping, he felt very embarrassed and was about to remind Huang Yunshi about this. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he was slapped by her. Because Huang Yunshi was in a hurry and didn't want anything to disturb her.
Cao Chali had no choice but to enjoy it again. It was Arsenic and he grabbed the bed sheets tightly, which was really funny.
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Lan Jie's mother ran out to collect the water. She wanted to go back to the house after receiving the water, but forgot to bring the key.
At this moment, a guest came upstairs. Lan Jiemiao was wearing only one shirt on her body. When she was seen, she was leaking. Therefore, she was anxious and had to unblock the door one by one, hoping to hit a room without a lock.
At the critical moment, when the guest was about to come up, she suddenly opened Liu Qingyun's door and rushed in quickly.
But when he saw Liu Qingyun in the house, he was watching the little movie and was stunned.
Liu Qingyun had just drunk a large bottle of powerful aphrodisiacs and heard about the Living Aphrodisiac again. At this moment, it was the time when the fire was burning. When he suddenly saw Lan Jiexiao breaking in, he couldn't help but be shocked, and couldn't help but tremble and ejaculate.
Seeing this, the audience in the audience was really laughing and feeling like they had never seen such a funny movie.
This protagonist is so unlucky. If you do such a thing, you will even let the girl you secretly love see. Is there anyone who is even more unlucky in this world than him?!
Just when the audience thought that there would be no one in this world who was more unlucky than him, Liu Qingyun's next experience once again told everyone that there is no one who is the most unlucky, only the more unlucky.
Under Lan Jie's entrusted, Liu Qingyun climbed the window to the next room to get her clothes. As soon as he climbed out of the window, he saw Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda standing on the balcony. He was shocked and also scared Zhou Xingchi and the others.
After making a move, Liu Qingyun came to the balcony over there after help.
But the rope tied with his pants hooked against the wall and was directly cut off, causing his pants to fall down.
Because of drinking powerful aphrodisiac, his little brother was still excited and pushed his underwear high.
When the audience saw this, they stopped laughing just now, but now they can't help but burst into laughter.
This protagonist is really unlucky! (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, the novel is better, updated and faster!
ps: I recommend you to watch this movie "Sex is Empty". The first half is really a laugh and it's not worth your life~
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