165. Qualification to eat tender grass
ps: That's all today...
Generally, when talking to a woman, you should not be straightforward, but you should go around the corner. For example, when you see a beautiful woman, you want to sleep with her. You cannot go directly and say "I want to sleep with you." Of course, if you are lucky enough to meet a sister in Yao, you will make a fortune. Maybe you will get out of here immediately, and after that, Grandpa Mao lifts up his pants and walks... Of course, this is an extraordinary routine. The ordinary routine is not so erotic and lewd. The ordinary routine is that a woman immediately throws you a big ear and utters a sentence, "Shameless."
So you have to pay attention to strategy. If you want to sleep with the other person when you meet a beautiful woman, you have to get to know the beautiful woman first and then have a good relationship. It is like fighting monsters to upgrade, upgrade from an ordinary person to an ordinary friend, then upgrade from an ordinary friend to a good friend, and then upgrade to become a best friend... Of course, this is impossible. If you upgrade again, you can get a big sleep and have sex with your wife.
Huang Zhenxin made a strategic mistake. When he saw the woman, he narrowed his eyes into peach blossoms. Not to mention the woman who had not been broken, even if she was broken, she would not be urged by this ugly husband boar. Therefore, nine and a half women who entered the illusion array would not let Huang Zhenxin take advantage. The remaining half was probably extremely ugly. Seeing a man, Huang Zhenxin took a big advantage.
In comparison, Chen Xu was much smarter. His eyes inadvertently swept towards the trembling capital of the girl with big breasts in front of him. He originally wanted to ask how many measures he had turned, and was there any other person in this place? His heart was so different that he was outrageous. Combined with a reserved and implicit smile, the corners of his mouth quietly raised, and soon he brought out a lot of useful information from Xiao Yue'er's mouth.
Of course, the most important reason is that Chen Xu has the capital to play girls and is able to show off his skills, otherwise everything will be useless.
Chen Xu pinched his chin and showed a thoughtful look on his face. From Xiao Yue'er's mouth, Chen Xu knew what happened after he left. For example, the disciple of the Immortal Sect took the lead in entering the blue blue water curtain, and then Xiao Yue'er appeared here. Xiao Yue'er was a disciple of the Immortal Sect, so he naturally had extraordinary experience and directly told some of his guesses, such as this is the seal world constructed by the formation, and he and others must pass the test of the seal world before they can enter the real divine treasure. However, this test made Xiao Yue'er angry, and it was such a shameless test.
As a guy who can abandon his beliefs when he sees a beautiful woman, Chen Xu decisively follows Xiao Yue'er to denounce the pervert of this test, cursing Huang Zhenxin will not die well... As for why Chen Xu has become civilized, this civilization and uncivilization are subject to environmental conditions, Chen Xu will naturally not make common sense mistakes, such as talking about his various vulgar ideas in front of a beautiful girl, after all, he still needs an image.
A man and a woman cursed Huang Zhenxin viciously in the formation, such as being hit by a meteorite when going out, drinking water to plug the teeth into the gap, then choking to death in the throat, choking to death when eating, and falling to death when walking... Chen Xu thought aggrievedly that he was still too pure, even though he wanted to curse this old man for his whole life, and he could not ejaculate for the rest of his life, and he could only grab the sheet with one hand for orgasm... Then Chen Xu felt that he was normal, and he was a rude boy!
But Chen Xu is now thinking about the problem, thinking about where this is. If this is Shenzang, then what is the place he entered? Then Chen Xu suddenly found that the place he entered did not seem to be Shenzang. Shenzang Shenzang, there were many treasures inside when he heard that, and in addition to picking up some big bones in the two places he went to... Shenzang is these big bones that can make soup!
Although Chen Xu didn't know that those big bones were the best materials for refining magic weapons in the world.
So where is this place?
Chen Xu had a big question mark in his heart, and his mind was full of questions.
Of course, Chen Xu is not in a hurry now. Chen Xu thinks that it would be a good idea to stay with a girl with big breasts in this place forever, but this is just Chen Xu's wishful thinking. Although Xiao Yue'er explained her old story to Chen Xu, she did not put aside her guard against Chen Xu.
The master once said that there is no good thing for men in the world!
Xiaoyue'er remembered what her master said. Although the man in front of her looks good, he is a man after all, so he is not a good thing.
Of course, Chen Xu didn’t know what Xiaoyue was thinking, but he just thought that Xiaoyue looked really good. It would be a pity that such a good cabbage would not be punished by him!
Of course, if Chen Xu knew Xiao Yue'er's thoughts, he would definitely complain that he was wronged. In Chen Xu's opinion, he is really a peerless man. He has not yet broken down after living such a big life. Will there be a better man than him?
"Xiao Yue'er, who is that vulgar old man?" Chen Xu asked a crucial question.
The vulgar old man, Xiao Yue'er likes Chen Xu's description of Huang Zhenxin, so she said happily: "That vulgar old man is called Huang Zhenxin!"
Xiao Yue'er focused on the accent of the word "despicable" to express her contempt for Huang Zhenxin. Of course, although Chen Xu didn't know what the girl was thinking, he frowned when he heard the three words "Huang Zhenxin". He felt that the name was a little familiar. As for when he had heard it, he really couldn't remember it for a while.
As for Huang Zhenxin, he appeared several times, either because he was slapped by Chen Xu or because Xiao Yueer was kicked away as a ball. Of course, Huang Zhenxin never forgot to say, "I really want to practice dual cultivation with the girl!"
"I really want to practice dual cultivation with a girl!" Huang Zhenxin appeared again, and his words became clear. The unlimited single loop made people feel distressed.
"You are waiting for you!" Chen Xu saw the master appearing again, and smiled and forced Huang Zhenxin with a treacherous look on his face.
This time, Chen Xu was not going to smash the other party again, but was going to capture him alive and ask questions carefully. As for the methods of asking questions, Chen Xu had already had a rough idea, but this Huang Chengxin was obviously not an ordinary person. He was disrespectful to the extremely high level, and Chen Xu was not sure whether his move was useful.
With a big hand, his five fingers opened, and his magic power rushed out along the five fingers, condensed into thick lines with bright light, directly tangling towards the center of the yellow formation, instantly entangling this guy.
"Old guy! Tell me! What the hell are you doing!" Chen Xu approached Huang Zhenxin with a lewd smile.
Huang Zhenxin was speechless. If another little bastard was numb, he would beat him. But this guy had a very unusual identity. He was Old Man Chu's apprentice. Although he should call him Master... Uncle, with Old Man Chu's temperament, if he dared to touch his apprentice, he would have to chop off his fingers.
"Boy, you are going to receive my uncle like this!" Huang Zhenxin said depressedly. A monk suddenly entered the formation, and Huang Zhenxin didn't care, but suddenly two monks appeared in a illusion array, and Huang Zhenxin felt really hurt.
Originally, there were a lot of illusion arrays in the big array, but too many illusion arrays were not used. His soul moved and he directly canceled them, so the remaining illusion arrays were one per person. Later, as more and more people were kicked out, the illusion arrays naturally became fewer and fewer. Chen Xu was purely an accident and plunged into the big array and appeared randomly in the illusion array where Xiao Yueer was. Natural yellow formation heart quickly noticed it, so this time it was not the clone, but the deity.
"Uncle Master? Bad Uncle Master! I don't know you at all!" Chen Xu looked at the vulgar old man with a bad look on his face. The brick appeared directly in his hand, and he covered Huang Zhenxin's forehead with a whoosh.
"I call you uncle! I'm still your master. I dare to take advantage of you and take photos of you!"
There was no warning from this brick, and Huang Zhenxin did not think of fighting back. According to Huang Zhenxin's thoughts, he took action and was one of them to win ten. When the little guy saw him, he immediately called Uncle Master respectfully, then brought tea and water, and was there any time he called him. As a result, he was just covered with bricks.
Bang! What does it feel like when the bricks fall on the face? Huang Zhenxin tasted it this time.
"Damn!" Huang Zhenxin screamed, and his arm suddenly struggled, and the thick lines trapped on his body gathered with magic power exploded. Huang Zhenxin covered his old face and said angrily: "This is how the paralyzed Old Man Chu teaches his disciples!"
"Old man Chu? Even Old Man Sun is not good. He dares to take advantage of me and ask for a fight!"
Chen Xu said, and the bricks were raised and fell down again, but with a bang, the bricks fell on Huang Zhenxin's hand this time. Huang Zhenxin's two small eyes were squinting, staring at Chen Xu with anger, and said angrily: "Tell me again!"
"Just say it!"
Chen Xu glared at each other, and the old and young eyes began to glar.
Chen Xu is really not afraid of this old man. He can break even with a slap. Although he is not dead, he is obviously very scumbag. Since he is very scumbag, he must be afraid of the hair!
Huang Zhenxin was so angry that his teeth were itchy, and he wanted to teach a lesson to the brat who gave him such a big gift when he met. However, when he thought that the consequences of his actions were serious, he would be chased by Old Man Chu for tens of thousands of miles, and he was immediately angry.
Chen Xu also recalled this pause. It seemed that this vulgar old man knew the sloppy master?
Old man Chu?
Isn’t my master named Chu Jinyun?
Could it be the same person?
Then Chen Xu was a little overwhelmed. When he saw his elders, he gave such a big meeting gift first. What would he do if the master knew about it?
But this old man should fight. He is so old and still thinks about old cows eating tender grass. Although old cows eat tender grass in the cultivation world, you are obviously too old. Just eat tender grass. But if you pick some things that no one eats, it’s better to just pick some tender grass like Xiaoyue’er. This is too ungrateful.
In Chen Xu's opinion, only young grass like Xiaoyue'er is worthy of eating.
Chapter completed!