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Chapter 3 Sweet Potatoes and Corn

A little girl with a hair combed and a pink skirt stood at the entrance of Zhao Yan's bedroom, with round face and round eyes, and a delicate and compact nose. She looked cute no matter how she looked. Of course, if she could close her mouth and stop making terrible screams, she would definitely be even more cute.

"Stop!" Zhao Yan's ears were sore that he was stabbed by the other party's scream. He roared, which made the other party stop screaming. However, when the little girl saw that Zhao Yan was shining with smoke and a cigarette butt flashing with a fire in her mouth, she immediately screamed again, "There was a fire", and then a basin of washing water poured over.

"Wow~" Zhao Yan only felt a cold all over his body, and a basin of cold water poured him from head to toe and felt cool. Fortunately, it was May now. Although it was raining all the time, the temperature was not low. Otherwise, if it was winter, Zhao Yan would have been frozen.

"Little Bean Sprout, I just smoked a cigarette. Why do you splash me with water?" Zhao Yan spit out the wet cigarette butt in his mouth and shouted with grief and anger. It's really a person who drinks cold water when he is lucky, and he will be thrown into cold water when he smokes a cigarette.

"I...I..." The little maid named Xiao Douya was still a little confused. When she came in just now, she saw Zhao Yan's mouth and nose smoking outwards. This made her think she had encountered a ghost, so she screamed. Later, she saw that there was cigarette in the room and instinctively poured water in. Until now, her little head had not turned around, so she could only look at Zhao Yan innocently with her two big eyes wide open.

At this moment, two more women suddenly rushed in from outside. One of them was not old, but he was dressed as a woman and had a beautiful and elegant appearance. This woman was the first person from the Northern Song Dynasty that Zhao Yan met after traveling through time, and was also his nominal wife Cao Ying.

"Xiao Douya, how are you? Are you bullied?" Cao Ying and another maid rushed in and asked Xiao Douya immediately with concern, and looked at Zhao Yan with a vigilant and contemptuous look. Since the incident on the wedding night, Cao Ying has been extremely disgusted with Zhao Yan. Even if it was not necessary, she would not want to appear in front of others at the same time as Zhao Yan.

"No... it's okay!" Xiao Douya replied in a panic. She was the maid whom Cao Ying was dowrying. During this period, she was responsible for taking care of Zhao Yan, who was bedridden by lightning. She was also the person Zhao Yan had most contact with. However, this little girl, who was only eleven or twelve years old, seemed to be very wary of Zhao Yan. She had never said anything extra to Zhao Yan except to take care of Zhao Yan.

"Hey, are you mistaken? It was clearly the little bean sprouted all over my body, so why don't you ask me if I'm fine now?" Zhao Yan said dissatisfied at this time.

After traveling through time, he inherited some fragmented memories of Zhao Yan in his mind. These memories are few, and most of them are incomplete. Among them, there is something that happened to Zhao Yan during the wedding chamber, which also made him very disdainful of Zhao Yan and sympathize with Cao Ying, a woman. In addition, he has been in a daze these days, so he was in no mood to pay attention to Cao Ying's bad attitude. But now he feels that he should let go of his heart and integrate into his current life. So now he sees Cao Ying being thrown into water and not even asking questions, which makes him feel angry. After all, no matter how much he says he is also her husband.

Regarding Zhao Yan's dissatisfaction, Cao Ying just glanced at him lightly, then opened his red lips and said: "Although Xiao Douya was a dowry, she is still young, and the prince had been personally ordered by the official and the queen to be prohibited from approaching women before the prince's health is good, so please respect yourself!"

After Cao Ying finished speaking, he didn't listen to Zhao Yan's explanation and left. Zhao Yan was so angry that he almost jumped up and cursed. Cao Ying didn't ask anything about it, so he was splashed with water by Xiao Douya. This was simply an insult to his personality. You must know that Xiao Douya was only eleven or twelve years old, as old as the students he taught in later generations. No matter how bad he was, he would not attack such a little girl who had not developed much. What's more, he was now forbidden by his parents in this life to get close to women because the imperial doctor said that something was wrong with his body.

When he thought of his physical problems, Zhao Yan suddenly became worried again. He had read many time travel novels in his previous life, and the most common time travel was being hit by lightning. Unfortunately, he was a victim of this kind of time travel. Not only was he hit by lightning in his previous life, but he was also hit by lightning when he came to the Song Dynasty, but he was also the most mysterious spherical lightning in nature.

What's even more unlucky is that before the spherical lightning hit Zhao Yan, he had been around the palace, and many guests and people in the palace saw it. As a result, on the next day, the incident of Prince Guangyang being hit by lightning on his wedding night became the biggest news in Kaifeng City. Everyone mentioned this matter and would transform into a gossip god and use their imagination to add fuel to the fire. The rumors about Zhao Yan being struck by lightning have already flown all over the sky. I heard that even the Liao Kingdom and Xixia already knew about this. For this reason, Zhao Yan has now become a famous figure in the Song, Liao and Xia Kingdom. Of course, this reputation is mostly negative.

Zhao Yan was originally a slut, and her body had been hollowed out by wine and sex. Otherwise, she would not have used aphrodisiacs on her wedding night. She was also hit by a mysterious spherical lightning. This not only made Zhao Yan become Zhao Yan in later generations, but also caused some unknown damage to Zhao Yan's body. The reason why Zhao Yan was bedridden these days was not only because he could not accept the fact that time travel was also weak.

What made him even more worried was that after several imperial doctors surrounded him for a few days, they came to a conclusion that Zhao Yan's body was very weak and needed to be banned from resting for a period of time. They also had to pay attention to their diet. They should not eat greasy and meaty things, that is, they should rest for a long time with clear hearts and few desires. As for when the body would recover, the imperial doctor was not sure, so they could only check Zhao Yan's body every once in a while and then make adjustments.

Before, Zhao Yan didn't care much about his physical condition, but now he thinks that if he really doesn't lift his body, he doesn't lift his body, or has any other problems, it would be too sad. Thinking of this, Zhao Yan hurriedly pulled away and looked at his little brother. Fortunately, it seemed that the capital was not small. Then he looked at no one around, reached in and touched it, and recalled the Japanese blockbusters he saw in his previous life, especially the scenes of the divine beast "Yaqidian" appearing.

"It's great, there's a reaction. I finally don't have to be a eunuch!" Zhao Yan looked at the little brother who looked up and said with relief. Then he took off the wet clothes on his body and changed it to fuck him. Speaking of it, he had his own maid to take care of him, but since he was abstinent, his emperor's father and queen mother handed over the task of supervising him to Cao Ying. As a result, Cao Ying transferred all the female creatures around him. The entire inner house of the county prince's mansion was empty, leaving only those who Cao Ying was dowrying. The little bean sprinkled with the maid assigned to take care of Zhao Yan, and he was splashed with water.

There was no problem with his health, which made Zhao Yan feel very happy. The depression that he had just been wronged was wiped out. Seeing that the items on the bed had not been sorted out, Zhao Yan sat down and continued to sort out.

Apart from the previous daily necessities and cigarette lighters, there were not many things left. The most conspicuous ones were two corn cobs and a sweet potato. Looking at these two things, Zhao Yan's mood, which had improved, became depressed again. If it weren't for these two things, he might have returned to school to teach the students now.

Originally, after Zhao Yan got the package of the microscope from the county town, he took the bus to go back to school. Unexpectedly, the bus broke down on the road halfway. Zhao Yan saw that it was getting late and it was not far from the school, so he simply got off the bus and took a shortcut to walk back to school. At that time, he didn't eat lunch in order to catch the bus, but when he was on the road, his stomach kept roaring.

The shortcut between Zhao Yan was on both sides of the road, and occasionally someone planted some sweet potatoes. Zhao Yan felt so hungry that he felt uncomfortable, so he picked a piece of sweet potato from the field and prepared to cushion it first. However, what Zhao Yan did not expect was that after he finished picking up the sweet potatoes, he found that there was a sign on the ground in the field with six big words "Stealing sweet potatoes and being struck by lightning."

Originally, people who were walking on the field were hungry, and picking a piece of sweet potato or two cucumbers was not considered stealing at all. At least Zhao Yan’s students told him this. So when he was in school, he would go to the fields outside the school to break two corn or make some tender peanuts, and cook it for a good late-night snack. No villagers had ever accused him of this, but he didn’t expect that he would encounter a stingy guy here, who would curse himself with a piece of sweet potato and be struck by lightning.

Zhao Yan is a young man with a stubborn temper. Originally, he just wanted to use a piece of sweet potato to make up his hunger. Now he saw the other party's brand, and his temper also rose. He went down to the ground and broke off two green corn cobs from the corn stalk and stuffed them into a bag for midnight snacks. He wanted to see how this stingy guy struck him with lightning?

In fact, Zhao Yan did something wrong. Since someone has established a sign, he doesn't want others to take the food he grows. Of course, this also shows that the other party is stingy, but no matter how stingy the other party is, it is still a private matter. This field is his private property. Without his consent, Zhao Yan took away the production from the field and was illegal.

Zhao Yan was also in a hurry and walked back to the road with corn and sweet potato bags. He was about to take out the knife on the key in his pocket to peel the sweet potato, but what he never expected was that the curse of the owner of the field actually worked. A blue lightning suddenly appeared in the clear sky, and then it slashed on his head. He had no consciousness anymore. When he opened his eyes again, he saw Cao Ying, the bride, and his identity became Zhao Yan, the third son of Song Yingzong in history.
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