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Chapter 63: Arousing the Tide (Part 1)

"Is this where you went to school before?"

The next day, noon.

After having dinner at the cigarette shop, Chen Yu took BB through Central Street and came to a three-story building.

The building is red all over.

External stairs are wrapped in anti-bumping foam.

There are all trampolines, slides and carousels in the yard. But they are all abandoned.

Most of the outer paint is cracked by wind, and the dark red rust is leaking out...

"Yes." Looking at the kindergarten where the walls were falling off, BB nodded, and his tone was quite nostalgic: "It's here that I learned a lot of knowledge."

"What about?" Chen Yu looked squinting: "Abandon those messy things, can you give me an example of a more normal knowledge?"

"Yes!" BB's eyes shone and raised his index finger: "For example, King Louis XIV of the surrendered kingdom had a very serious anal fistula in his middle age! It leaked out from his left butt."

Chen Yu: “…”

"For example, mating between a rooster and a hen is accomplished through cloaca excretion. Moreover, if there is no rooster in a flock for a long time, a hen will automatically turn into a rooster. It is like in an online game, when the proportion of men is too high, some men will always automatically turn into women."

Chen Yu: “…”

"For example, the term money laundering is not to soak money in water, but to turn illegal property into legal property through special means. This term originally came from the laundry room of the Western Blackfoot Party in the 20th century. For detailed operation steps, the principal took us to experiment, mainly including Yin-Yang contracts, consortium foundations, investments, antique trading..."

“…Okay.”

After interrupting BB's speech, Chen Yu resolutely pulled out the long sword above BB's head and rushed into the kindergarten.

"Dong!"

He kicked the metal security door and went up the external stairs.

Soon, he came to the third floor slow platform, pointed to the largest house, and asked BB with a gloomy face, "Your dean is here, right?"

BB opened his perspective eyes and nodded: "Not here."

Chen Yu: "...I didn't nod at you."

"It's on the second floor." BB shook his head.

Hearing this, Chen Yu moved quickly, reached out and held the railing, jumped from the third floor to the second floor. Then he smashed the window glass with a punch, and rushed into the house with his sword.

"Who?!" The sudden movement caused a middle-aged man in the room to recover from his senses, subconsciously burst out with a level 4 energy, and turned to look at Chen Yu.

“?!”

And just like this, the middle-aged man was stunned, his energy was extinguished, and he was stiff on the spot.

But Chen Yu did not pause, took two steps forward, pressed the sword directly against the middle-aged man's neck, and said, "Just you are the dean?"

"..." The middle-aged man's pupils were earthquakes.

Chen Yu: "Speak."

"..." The middle-aged man's body trembled.

Chen Yu frowned: "Can you speak?"

"..." Middle-aged people have incontinence.

Chen Yu: “…Fuck.”

He exited the room with a look of horror, and Chen Yu's old man in the subway face: "Is this the latest defensive martial arts in the world?"

"You...you are..." The middle-aged man's breathing rapidly, and his feet were getting bigger and bigger: "You are...Chen Yu?!"

"Cha?" Chen Yu reacted and tilted his head: "You know me."

As the champion of the global university competition and an active master in the Beijing Campaign, he actually has a reputation.

But the person in front of him was obviously not as simple as "knowing" him...

"Who are you?" Putting away the long sword, Chen Yu looked up and down at the middle-aged man. He did feel a little inexplicably familiar.

"I! It's me!" The middle-aged man clenched his fists excitedly, his pupils dilated and contracted: "Brother Chen Yu! I am your confidant!"

Chen Yu: "Hey?!"

The next moment, the middle-aged man opened his arms and hugged Chen Yu like crazy: "Confidant! Finally found you, he vomited..."

"Dong"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu kicked him away and fell more than ten meters...

"vomit."

Chen Yu retching with disgust, rubbing the water marks on the soles of his shoes hard on the ground: "Don't come here!"

"Know...confidant..." Lying on the ground, the middle-aged man slowly looked up and looked at Chen Yu with a desperate look: "Have you forgotten me?"

Valley/span> "Who are you?"

"It's me!" The middle-aged man opened his long hair that he had ruined, revealing a face that didn't look very smart: "I'm Zhuge Wu Yong!"

"Zhuge Wu Yong?" Chen Yu was stunned for a moment and suddenly recognized the person in front of him: "It's you! Ah... are you... the warrior in Tang City?"

"Yes! It's me!" The middle-aged man got up, nodded wildly, and cried with joy: "It's me, Zhuge Wu Yong! I still remember that it was an attack from the strange beast in Tang City. It was you who found the murderer of the Fair Club in the vast crowd. He also said... He also said that I am an outstanding person. Looking at the entire Tang City, only I can barely keep up with your ideas. You and I are confidants!"

Chen Yu: “…”

"Confidant! You remember it!"

"I remembered it. But the memory is not very clear." Chen Yu raised his head and thought hard: "After all, it was a chapter from a long time ago."

"Ah?" The middle-aged man was confused.

"It's nothing, I won't talk about this." Seeing that the other party couldn't answer the joke, Chen Yu changed the subject and carefully observed the middle-aged man's appearance: "Tell me, why did you come to Qingcheng? Are you not from Tangcheng?"

"Confidant, I'm here to find you." The middle-aged man used his sleeves stained with "water marks" to wipe off his face and tears of excitement: "I know you are a student of Beijing University. But after the capital was destroyed, I don't know where to find you. I just found out that you are from Qingcheng...ah, why are you so eye-catching..."

Chen Yu: "The urine is rubbing into the eyes."

"Where did you get the urine?" The middle-aged man continued to wipe his eyes with his sleeves: "Ah... it's so spicy..."

Chen Yu: “…”

"Bang."

With his hands closed, Chen Yu's mind moved slightly, and his energy burst out: "Take the big mouthful of phlegm in Wufa and eat it!"

"call"

With the patchwork, overlap, reorganization and diffusion of the martial arts matrix... a large water ball with a diameter of about two meters fell from above the middle-aged man and instantly knocked the middle-aged man to the ground.

Next, there is the second ball of water polo.

The third group.

fourth……

fifth……

The huge second floor level suddenly turned into a water curtain cave.

After "shotting" ten water balls, confirming that the other party had completely "washed" them, Chen Yu stopped the martial arts and said, "Now, is it still eye-catching?"

"Cough...cough...ah..." Zhuge Wu Yong spit out a few sips of water and shook his head in a vague state: "Good...it's much better..."

"Dean!" At this time, BB, who had been secretly observing for a while, jumped out and waved to Zhuge Wu Yong happily: "Hello."

After drying the water marks on his face, Zhuge Wu Yong looked at him and was surprised: "Dad Chen?!"

BB: "Hello, Dean!"

"Dad Chen?" Chen Yu turned around and looked at BB: "What the hell is this?!"

"I heard from my sister that the name BB cannot get an ID card and cannot enter the school. So I changed my normal name to me." BB explained.

"Why is this normal?" Chen Yu roared: "Is it even more abnormal?! Who gave it to you?!"

BB: "Sister Chen Siwen."

Chen Yu: “…”

"You..." Zhuge Wu Yong, who was standing in the water, seemed to have become much more awake. His eyes glanced back and forth on Chen Yu and BB several times, and tentatively said: "Are you a family?"

"Yes!" BB grabbed Chen Yu's corner excitedly: "Sir Chen Yu is my terrible family."

Chen Yu: "…guardian."

"Yes!" BB changed his words: "Guardian."

"So... you are a family." Zhuge Wu Yong was lost again: "Where you look for it without searching... that person is actually in the dim light!"

Chen Yu: “…”

"Confidant, I...I'm looking for you... It's so hard!" Zhuge Wu Yong suddenly collapsed and cried loudly.

Chen Yu: "...what are you looking for me?"

"Because your wisdom is the most extraordinary thing I have ever seen in the world. So..." Zhuge Wu Yong lifted his coat, took out a large plastic bag from his underwear, and then peeled the plastic bag layer by layer, revealing a micro electronic tablet: "I have been looking for you for a long time and I want to hand it over to you. Only you can use it correctly."

"What is this?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, walked forward, and took the tablet with a little disgust.

Zhuge Wu Yong: "How to control strange beasts and even control beast tides."

"What?!" Chen Yu jumped in fear.
Chapter completed!
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