Chapter 39 Having a baby today, I can't hold back(1/2)
Looking at the "Foot Bath" plaque with flashing colored lights in front of him, Chen Yu's face was full of black lines.
"It's not good to bring children to a place like this..."
"What's wrong? Children can't watch cartoons yet, who cares." Sister Qi pulled Chen Yu toward the door: "You will take the college entrance examination soon, and you are considered an adult. You should know some adult knowledge."
"How about changing to another place."
"We just sing. I heard the speakers here are really good. We don't do anything else."
Chen Yu was forcefully brought into the main entrance hall. The beautiful guests on both sides of the red carpet immediately bowed: "Welcome to Qingshui Entertainment City."
Sister Qi: "Look at how good the service here is."
Chen Yu: "..."
Then, a male manager with a familiar face walked over quickly.
"Damn it! He's on duty today?!"
Seeing who was coming, Chen Yu said to himself, "Oh no," and quickly lowered his head. But it was already too late.
"Hey! Brother Yu is here!" The male manager was surprised: "You haven't been here for a while! What are you going to do today? I'll find some beautiful ones for you right away..."
Chen Yu held his forehead: "Shut up right now..."
On the side, the smile on Sister Qi's face gradually disappeared. She looked at the male manager and then at Chen Yu: "What's going on? Do you know each other?"
Chen Yu shook his head: "I don't know."
The male manager also reacted: "I don't know him!"
"Then why does he call you Brother Yu?"
"Yes." Chen Yu looked at the male manager: "Why do you call me Brother Yu?"
"Yes." The male manager also looked at Chen Yu: "Why do I call you Brother Yu."
"Asking you. Why."
"I don't know why..."
"The most outrageous thing is that you actually got it right!" Chen Yu pretended to be excited and hit the other party's shoulder: "What a coincidence, you say."
"I actually called you right? It turns out that your name is Brother Yu!" The male manager was surprised: "What a coincidence. What a coincidence, what a coincidence..."
"..." Sister Qi said expressionlessly: "Are you two making fools here?"
Chen Yu: "..."
Male manager: "..."
"Book me a private room first." She took out a credit card and handed it to the male manager. Sister Qi glanced at Chen Yu and said, "Please make it up for me, what's going on."
After taking the credit card, the male manager ran away as if running away.
Chen Yu followed Sister Qi into the elevator with a grimace.
"You come here often? Are you familiar with the manager? How many princesses do you have a crush on?"
"Sister Qi, you have misunderstood. How could I hook up with the princess in the box..."
"Ding dong!"
The elevator door opened and four tall ladies walked in.
When they saw Chen Yu, their eyes lit up.
"Brother Yu, you are here!"
"welcome……"
"Brother Yu, you are handsome again."
"Please order us this time, we won't go downstairs..."
Sister Qi: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
[Suffering psychological damage: Spirit +5]
Sister Qi folded her hands on her chest, her face expressionless.
Chen Yu: "...Sister Qi, how quickly can the PCEP agreement that China just signed reduce 95% of its tariff barriers?"
"Don't change the subject so abruptly for me!" Sister Qi roared.
…
five minutes later.
The box is open.
Chen Yu and the four princesses were all sitting stiffly on the sofa.
Sister Qi, on the other hand, stood directly in front of everyone, with invisible energy fluctuations slowly spreading.
"Sister...Sister..." A girl shivered: "Today...I'm not feeling well today. Can I not take this job..."
Girl 2 raised her hand: "Me too, I'm on my period today..."
Girl 3 raised her hand: "I don't want to take it anymore, I have rheumatoid arthritis."
Chen Yu raised his hand: "I gave birth to a baby today and I can't hold it in anymore."
Girl 4 raised her hand: "I also have a baby, and the surgery is at 8 o'clock..."
"Shut up!" Sister Qi slapped the microphone and pointed at Chen Yu: "Come on, give me one on the spot."
Chen Yu looked at the girl 4 beside him and said, "Go and give birth to her."
Girl 4: “……”
"Why are you so afraid of me?" Sister Qi put her hands on her hips: "It makes me feel like I'm going to eat you. Hurry up and order me a song."
"Okay!" Seeing that Sister Qi gave him a step, Chen Yu quickly ran to the singing booth: "Sister Qi, what are you singing?"
"Let's sing Luo Zhixiang's "Fox Spirit" together."
Chen Yu: "...Okay."
Music sounds.
Sister Qi walked up to Chen Yu and whispered in his ear: "When I first saw you, I knew you were dishonest. Are you still coming here to look for girls? Why are you eating and drinking at my place if you have such spare money?"
"
"It depends on what you said." Chen Yu sneered: "How can I have any money? A friend just brought me here some time ago. Besides, I can't leave even if I have money. Sister Qi, you treat me well.
I haven't repaid you yet. I just left as soon as I asked. Is there still humanity? Is there still law?"
"Bah!" Sister Qi had a straight face, but she couldn't help but curve her lips upward: "You're such a smooth-tongued person, let's find a rich woman to feed you in the future."
"Then I will definitely give you priority."
"roll."
…
same time.
Two hundred miles away, in the wilderness.
A group of extremely large creatures are wandering around.
Judging from their heads poking around, they seem to be looking for something.
And not far away, in a hollow under a huge rock, two figures were hiding.
One male and one female.
If Chen Yu were present, he would definitely recognize this woman...
It was Xing Bi, the former number one scholar in Qingcheng City and a top student at Beijing University.
"What should we do now?" The young man clutched his bleeding thigh and gritted his teeth.
"The alien beasts have gathered and are swarming towards Qingcheng City. Naturally, we need to bring the news back quickly."
It’s about to be submerged by the tide of beasts.”
"But... my leg is injured."
"I saw it."
"Then how can I bring the news back to you?"
"Isn't it enough to bring the news alone?" Xing Bi clicked her nails.
"……What do you mean."
Turning his head, Xing Bi looked at the young man and said calmly: "The energy fluctuations emitted by the alien beasts will disrupt the entire frequency band of the signal, making the mobile phone unable to call for help. Therefore, impaired mobility naturally means sacrifice. Do you want me to carry it on my back?
Are you running?"
To be continued...