Chapter 78: The Death of Stopping the War (Part Three)(2/2)
"Damn it! I rushed out too early but couldn't think of anything sexy to say. It's like a dung beetle meeting someone with diarrhea. It was a waste of time..."
Chen Yu: "..."
BB: "Is this what humans will be like 100 million years from now? I'm so impressed."
Just half a minute.
All the students in the classroom left.
Only Bai Baihe was left, walking slowly out of the door with steady steps, one step after another. Then he suddenly fell into a trance and lay down on the ground.
Chen Yu: "..."
BB: "Sir, if she dies early, will the mission be considered completed?"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Bai Baihe!" In the classroom, the female teacher rushed out angrily, bent down, grabbed the limp girl, and shouted: "Are you lying on the ground again? Get up!"
"Teacher, I'm too tired today." Bai Baihe said calmly.
"You slept all afternoon! How dare you say you are tired?"
"Yeah, I'm tired from sleeping."
Female teacher: “**@¥#%**……”
While cursing, the female teacher saw Chen Yu and the two of them, and was stunned: "Who are you?"
Chen Yu: "We are..."
"He's here to pick me up." Bai Baihe interrupted before Chen Yu could speak.
"Oh, are you a relative of Bai Baihe?" The female teacher helped Bai Baihe up and shook hands with the somewhat confused Chen Yu: "Hello, I am the head teacher of Class 2."
"Hello...hello."
"Bai Baihe leaves it to you. There is still a meeting at the teaching office, so let's take a step forward."
"OK."
Handing the girl over, the female teacher nodded, turned and left.
In the corridor, only Chen Yu, BB, and Bai Baihe were left.
Chen Yu looked at Bai Baihe.
Bai Baihe also looked at Chen Yu.
After looking at each other for a moment, Chen Yu said, "You must have recognized the wrong person. I'm not here to pick you up."
"But you are here to kidnap me."
Chen Yu: "?"
"Weird uncle." Bai Baihe stood up straight, stood on tiptoes, and wanted to pat Chen Yu's shoulder, but because he couldn't reach it, he could only pat Chen Yu's chest: "I have noticed it from the window a long time ago. You have been
You are looking at me lustfully, with ill intentions."
Chen Yu: "??"
BB suddenly realized: "Ouch~"
"My cute little girl, I'm very attracted to you." Bai Baihe lifted up the little white socks under his school pants: "Little lolita with white socks, you have to give it a try even if you are executed."
Chen Yu: "???"
"So, just follow your original plan and abduct me. I will cooperate with you."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu scratched the base of his ear: "Are you... crazy?"
Bai Baihe was surprised: "How can you see it?"
"You're a little girl, and you beg others to abduct you?"
"Yeah. Is it difficult to understand?"
BB interjected: "For carbon-based organisms, it may be difficult to understand. I am different."
Hearing this, Bai Baihe turned his head and looked BB up and down: "You are..."
BB: "I am a unique monster."
"Snapped!"
Chen Yu slapped BB away, his forehead turning blue: "That's enough for you. Let's stop this joke."
"You actually hit someone." Bai Baihe's eyes lit up: "Then you want to kidnap me. Hurry, the school security will be here soon. Hurry up."
Reaching out to cover Bai Baihe's little head, Chen Yu frowned: "Explain first, why do you want to be abducted?"
"Because you kidnapped me, I don't have to do my homework."
Chen Yu: "..."
"This...this...this makes so much sense!" BB was shocked.
"It makes no sense!" Chen Yu roared.
"How could you, an uncle from the last century, understand the pain of our modern students?" Bai Baihe said expressionlessly: "When I got home, my parents watched me do my homework. I finished school homework, cram school homework, and cram school homework.
Yes, I have to write for another cram school... until ten o'clock in the evening."
"Even if it's painful to do homework, have you ever thought about the pain after being trafficked?"
"Then what's the pain?" Bai Baihe curled his lips: "Bit your lips and hold on to the bed. It's better to be in pain than to go to school."
Chen Yu: “??????”
BB: "Is this a human being? I..."
"Snapped!"
"Shut up!"
With another slap, Chen Yu tried to correct Bai Baihe's views with a serious expression: "Bai Baihe, let me tell you. Do you think that's all that happens after being trafficked? Abuse, organ harvesting, and even death are all...
It can happen.”
"Death?!" Bai Baihe was surprised: "That's better."
Chen Yu: "...You are so miserable."
BB is worried: "Can this kind of personality really be changed by words..."
"Anyway, don't talk nonsense." Bai Baihe yawned: "If you can, just walk. As long as you give me twenty hours of sleep a day, it's up to you. If you don't, forget it."
Chen Yu: "There are only twenty-four hours in a day, why the hell do you want to sleep for twenty hours?!"
Bai Baihe: "Ang. Isn't there still four hours left? I am here to serve you."
Chen Yu: "Oh... Then in the remaining four hours every day, can you help me carry 200 yuan of cement at the construction site? I will give you 50."
Bai Baihe: "...Goodbye."
After saying that, the girl turned around and left angrily.
Chen Yu didn't hold him back, just stood there and watched the other party disappear at the end of the corridor.
"Sir, she was abducted by you, why didn't you just take her away?" BB wondered.
"The energy of the supernova explosion has not yet arrived and took her away. Wouldn't the original plot line be disrupted? And..."
"And what?"
"And she is plotting against me." Chen Yu sneered: "Do you really think I will be fooled?"
"What... what are you planning on?"
"If I abduct her, her family will definitely call the police. There are surveillance cameras on the streets in the school, and I will be taken away by the police before dawn. Instead, she has a day off. How can I do what she wants?"
BB: "...Is this a straight man? He is gay."
"Buzz"
Just a second after BB's teasing fell, the whole world lit up...
Chen Yu and BB became alert and turned their heads to look out the window.
I saw a scorching sun appeared in the originally dark night sky!
This full sun came so suddenly, as if someone turned on a big light in the universe.
However, what frightens the entire Eastern Hemisphere is that the blue sky illuminated by the scorching sun turns black and blue to purple.
Under the pure blue "skin", there seems to be thick congestion hidden, and it is about to flow out...
That is not the human sun.
That's...the scythe of death...
"coming!"
Carrying BB on his back, Chen Yu decisively broke out of the window and said: "Action."
Chapter completed!