Chapter 53 War (1)(1/3)
The dark clouds in the sky slowly drifted away.
The open space here is quiet...
As Chen Yu finished speaking, everyone present seemed to have been struck by lightning. They all froze in place and could not make any sound.
for a long time.
Duan Ye, who has the strongest "immunity", was the first to come to his senses: "This...is this the idea that Yang Jian came up with?"
Ma Li also reacted, her eyes flashing: "Don't worry about the underworld, this method seems to really work!"
"Are you questioning my wisdom?" Chen Yu squinted condescendingly.
Everyone: "..."
"Then why are you still standing there? A bunch of people with fish lips." Chen Yu shouted coldly: "You don't have enough IQ to do your job? Go and dismember the body!!"
The students in Ma Li's class were so excited that they naturally accepted the command and quickly picked up their knives and began to "dismantle" the bodies of the alien beasts.
"Not bad." He put away his long sword and nodded happily: "You can see through the difference in IQ between me and myself, and recognize your identity as a coolie. It's not bad for a person who has high vision and low hand..."
Hearing this, everyone's hands froze.
But after they looked at each other for a few times, they pretended not to hear anything and continued to work hard.
yysy.
They were really convinced by this trick of "the beasts disappearing"...
Gradually, Ma Li calmed down from the initial shock and began to analyze rationally: "Cannibalism can indeed cause diarrhea in alien animals. But can they tell the difference between the same kind and humans? How can they be fed into their mouths smoothly?
Woolen cloth?"
"That's right!" Duan Ye suddenly realized: "If you force-feed them one by one, it's better to kill them normally. Taking off your pants to poop is unnecessary."
Bahuang Yao raised his head: "?"
"Do you know what is most likely to happen within a team?" Chen Yu suddenly changed the topic.
"What?" Duan Ye was stunned.
"That is, when the team has a wise person, the IQs of the rest of the team will tend to be negative indefinitely."
Duan Ye: "..."
"I brought the ball to the penalty area, knocked down the defender, tackled the goalkeeper, and killed the referee who might have ruled it offside. All I need is the last kick. Don't you guys know how to kick it?"
Chen Yu's eyes were cold: "What's the difference between it and the national football team?"
Ma Li: "..."
Chen Yu: "Can't we add their blood, intestines, etc. to the ready-made human corpses and mix them with animal meat?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "Even if we respect the dead, this is the end of the world and the living have not yet been respected. Do we care too much? In the end, as long as their bodies are left and buried, it is much better than leaving their bodies exposed in the wilderness, right?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "Then, there are so many of us, we even urinate, spit, and spit, the 'human taste' is quite enough, right? If it's not enough, we can also bleed. Will the aliens not eat it?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "In the end, the alien beasts chased the luminous objects. We had more than thirty fluorescent beads in our hands. We randomly smashed ten of them, ground them into powder, and sprinkled them on the meat as seasoning. The color, aroma and taste of the alien beasts were perfect.
Is it okay if you eat enough?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "Will you stop pooping after eating?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "Will there be no beads after the pull?"
Everyone: "..."
Chen Yu: "At dawn, with so much shit, if you don't pick up hundreds of beads, is it worthy of my superhuman wisdom?"
Everyone: "..."
The silent silence lasted for half a minute.
Ma Li looked closely at Chen Yu's "focused" eyes and said, "Are you...really Chen Yu?"
"no."
Chen Yu stretched out his hand and touched the top of his head that was burned by the fire: "You are extremely smart, Chen Yu..."
…
"Crack!"
"Crack, click, click..."
An hour later, as twenty fluorescent beads were crushed into powder, everyone's busy work came to an end.
Sprinkling the fluorescent minced meat evenly on the mountain of meat, Ma Li turned around and shouted: "Brother Yu, it's ready."
In the jungle, Chen Yu, who was taking a rest, slowly emerged.
I saw that he was still in the state of "martial arts". He walked around the meat mountain and confirmed that every piece of meat was "shiny" before he said with satisfaction: "Have the flesh and blood intestines of those warriors been mixed in?
?”
"Snuck in."
"Where's your shit and urine?"
"...They all got in."
"When did you get involved?"
"Ten minutes ago..."
"Ten minutes..." Chen Yu narrowed his wise eyes: "Now, everyone goes to drink water, drink as much water as you can, and try to pee again in ten minutes."
Everyone: "..."
"Next, it's my turn to pee."
After saying that, Chen Yu suddenly jumped up into the air, then aimed at the mountain of meat below and took off his pants.
"Ugh!" Bahuang Yao and several female students covered their faces in horror.
Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the other boys stared with wide eyes.
"Fuck!"
"Is this a tail?"
"Is there really a leg between your legs?"
"Gan..."
The night wind, mixed with drizzle, made Chen Yu's buttocks feel a little chilly.
He soared in the air, thinking about the avenue of the universe in his mind, and pondering quantum mechanics in his mouth, while a different-colored water gun sprayed out from his lower body, and he shook rhythmically with his right hand.
"Crash la la la..."
Drops of liquid, dragged by gravity, drifted and fell.
Sprinkle it on top of the meat so that rain and dew will catch it.
This is a beautiful scenery that no painter can imagine...
elegant.
Noble.
Full of wisdom and agility, loaded with hope and responsibility.
It coincides with the dark background, corresponds to the covering dark clouds, and is in harmony with the wind, rain, and nature.
Together they rendered a set of pictures that fascinated everyone.
The theme of the scroll is resistance.
And its name is art...
"thump."
After his feet landed on the ground, Chen Yu proudly squirted out the last drop of liquid, shook his head, shuddered, and slowly pulled up his pants.
"..."
The scene was completely silent again.
"In ten minutes, I will allow you to urinate one last time and then start taking action." Chen Yu gave the order: "Drink water!"
Everyone gradually came back to their senses, and under Chen Yu's "force", they poured water.
Including Bahuang Yao, they also have to drink constantly.
To be continued...