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033 Emergencies

Li Xiaofeng, the earthworm dish in the Noodle Country, lacks interest. Although each dish is carefully cooked with precious ingredients, as the saying goes, each carrot and cabbage has its own preferences. For him, such a "delicious food" is not as attractive as the home-cooked dishes made from gutter oil in the roadside stalls in his previous life.

Especially the shrimp truffle, Li Xiaofeng didn't know what delicious this ghost mushroom was. It smelled like garlic and mud. At first, he thought someone was emitting exhaust gas randomly. Especially the guy next to him, he kept stuffing it into his mouth piece by piece, and his eating habits was simply outrageous.

"What do you think I'm doing?" asked a slut.

Li Xiaofeng used a fork to dial the earthworms and truffles that smelled bad. Although he, a fairy, didn't need to eat or drink, the plate directly made his only appetite disappear. He immediately grinned and said, "Is it that delicious? Especially the truffles, the taste is simply disgusting!"

A slut suddenly widened his eyes: "You don't like the smell of truffles?" When he said this, he suddenly lowered his voice and whispered: "You kid is definitely a virgin. I don't know the biggest beauty of truffles!"

Looking at this slutty guy with a lewd look, even if a certain immortal really doesn't know what the so-called wonderfulness is, he can guess it. What's more, this guy still has a little understanding of the so-called wonderfulness of truffles, which is nothing more than

It was a dwarf emperor in France a hundred years ago, but at that time there were no reproductive health hospitals that were rampant in later generations, and there were no old Chinese medicine doctors and Western medicine doctors holding secret recipes that were passed down. That was really worrying about progress and retreat.

It was not until he ate this magical little mushroom and changed his bed companion that His Majesty the Emperor showed his might and gave birth to a son with tuberculosis in one fell swoop.

From then on, countless men with problems in the lower body, inspired by His Majesty the Emperor's successful experience, began to pursue this small mushroom uncontrollably, which indirectly led to the damn mushroom becoming more and more expensive. As for whether the truffle has such a therapeutic effect, it can only be said that it can play a little psychological role at most.

Of course, even if this mushroom really has magical effects in that aspect, a certain immortal is disdainful. No matter how you say that it is a half-immortal body, is it difficult for a god to fail? Funny!

Besides, there are really problems with that aspect. Li Xiaofeng wouldn’t eat this kind of unpleasant mushroom. Just buy some Viagra. At least the effect of the magical blue pill is real. So he disagreed with the show-off of a slutty man: “The truffle is not as useful as you think!”

The slutty man looked like a man who had passed, patted Li Xiaofeng on the shoulder and said earnestly: "What do you know? Napoleon only got a truffle after eating it! I only realized the beauty after eating it, which is better than Spanish flies!"

Originally, a certain immortal did not intend to compete with this guy, but he thought he was naturally correct as a time traveler. This caused his personality to be paranoid. His current personality is like arguing. You say truffles are good, right? Then I just want to use a better effect to slap you in the face!

Without saying a word, someone immediately took out a small blue pill from his bag and threw it directly to the slutty man with a slutty face.

"This is much better than truffles and Spanish flies. Remember that I can only eat half a slice for the first time!"

The saucy man was full of curiosity about this small bottle made of unknown white object and asked, "Is it that good?"

"You will know after you eat it!"

Without shying away from others in this conversation, Victoria suddenly became interested: "What good thing? It's mysterious. Can I try it?"

A certain immortal was too lazy to explain and said directly: "You are not suitable!"

Victoria quit now, and her personality is also a bit paranoid. If you say I am not suitable, then I will try it! Fortunately, Princess Anne is a person who has experienced it. She immediately grabbed the ignorant girl who was about to rob her and muttered a few words in her ear. A certain lady's face suddenly turned red.

She glared at a certain immortal with a strange look and cursed: "Shameless!"

Li Xiaofeng thought that brother was really shot while lying down. Damn, if it weren't for you guys who demanded too much, we masters would take medicine to improve combat effectiveness and improve our quality of life, why wouldn't we say good things about you?

Princess Anne next to him interrupted: "It seems that Mr. Andre pays great attention to the quality of life. For example, the clothes, cosmetics, the magical stockings you sell, and the Margaux wine you bring are all top-notch good things. To be honest, I am really curious about the magic you bring!"

This is the most attractive thing for someone. This guy immediately had a better impression of Princess Anne, and he immediately smiled and said, "Is that so? It's not magical, it's just that he's better luck and can find good things that others can't find."

Princess Anne shook her head and said, "I am frank, it's definitely not that simple! Just say that the cigar in your hand is not simple. I have some knowledge of cigars. I have never heard of your brand of cigars, but the quality is something I have never seen in my life. Can you tell me where this cigar was bought from?"

"Uh..." Li Xiaofeng didn't expect that he had too much show off and was suddenly seen by someone. Koiba only had it fifty years later. Where did he find this year? He was speechless and could only lie: "This was given to me by a Cuban friend. It is not a big brand. It is a small handmade small production. It is a self-entertainment that cannot be used for self-entertainment..."

Princess Anne didn't believe it and asked, "What's your friend's name? To be honest, I want him to help make some, the quality is really great!"

Li Xiaofeng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued to say nonsense: "My friend has a strange temper. He only smokes the cigars he made by himself and occasionally gives them to others. If you like me, I can give you some!"

As he said that, the guy took out a box of limited edition Koiba cigars from his bag and handed them over. Now he has to lose money and avoid disaster. Anyway, he doesn't like smoking. It's best to block the other person's mouth if he can deliver something.

However, his move caused new problems. A sharp-eyed lady exclaimed directly: "Andre, what else is there in your bag? It's both wine and cigarettes, how can I put it in?"

As he said that, this girl was about to snatch the bag and take a closer look, but how could someone let her succeed? It was paralyzed. If you saw that I could only have a treasure pot in my bag, I wouldn’t think I was using magic!

Of course this is just a small episode. No one in this world can steal things from a certain immortal, and someone's bribery tactics also played a role. Princess Anne stopped a certain lady's nonsense in time.

But even so, when a man saw the faint smile on Princess Anne's mouth, he seemed to feel like he was seen through by this woman. Seeing this, the guy no longer dared to show off his randomly, and even became much more careful when he spoke. It was not until he walked out of the restaurant after dinner that he felt much more at ease.

But the old saying also says, born in distress and dying in peace, when Li Xiaofeng watched the princess and Victoria get on the carriage and thought everything was going well, with a whistle, dozens of big men rushed out of the darkness of the street corner, blocking them firmly.

"What's going on!" A slut was shocked and almost threw out the bottle of medicine that he had been playing with in his hands.

Speaking of which, Victoria on the carriage reacted quickly and immediately shouted loudly: "Help! Someone is robbing!"

Li Xiaofeng seemed to think the scene looked familiar. At this time, was it time for the other party’s boss to appear? He even thought about the lines: “Girl, shout, the uncle tells you, it’s useless even if you shouted through your throat!”

Yes, someone never thought that these people might be coming for him. In his opinion, it would be no different from seeking death if he dared to make his own ideas in this world. However, the facts are often very different from someone’s expectations, and these people really came for him.

"Miss, don't shout!" The line of the bad guy boss' appearance was probably similar to someone, but soon the guy changed his mind and pointed at someone, saying, "We have no malicious intentions towards you! We are here to find this gentleman!"

"What are you doing with my brother!"

I have to say that at this moment, a certain demon is much more than a certain slutty master. At least he is catching his chick-protecting posture. Li Xiaofeng has a much better impression of this kind of mother-in-law.

"Huh?" The visitor looked at a demon up and down, as if he was also confused about the gender of someone. "Miss, your brother has provoked someone he shouldn't be provoked. We must talk to him for a good talk. He must pay the price for his recklessness!" As he said that, the man took the lead and forced him over, looking at the situation that he planned to kidnap someone directly.

A demon didn't care about correcting the other party's mistakes, and immediately opened his arms to protect the man, shouting loudly: "I will never let you take my brother away!"

The visitor sneered, as if he was mocking a demon for being overestimated: "Miss, you can't help it!"

Seeing that the situation was about to break out, a certain immortal was already prepared secretly. It seemed that it was only a matter of time to fight. At this moment, Princess Anne in the carriage poked her head out and asked the visitor: "Yakov, what are you doing?"

Seeing Princess Anne in the car, the boss seemed to be surprised, and immediately forgot about Li Xiaofeng's existence. He walked up respectfully and saluted: "Your Highness, I'm so sorry, I didn't recognize you as the dark ones."

"It's okay, I recognized you only when I heard the sound," said Princess Anne softly, "but Yakov, this Mr. Sbelosky is my friend, why do you cause trouble for him?"

Yakov looked at Li Xiaofeng behind him in surprise, and frowned. To be honest, meeting Princess Anne here already surprised him, and what caught him even more off guard was that this kid actually had something to do with His Royal Highness the Princess? What's going on? The information says that this kid is just the son of a small businessman?

Fortunately, although he felt it was a bit tricky, he did not retreat. He explained in detail: "Your Highness, this kid not only ruined Mr. Medvedev's business, but also injured many brothers, so Mr. Medvedev wanted to seek justice from him..."
Chapter completed!
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