The bullets are whistling in the air, the beauty is screaming, the beast is so good, the immortal is so fucked.

A third-rate immortal shot two boxes of bullets, but he didn't even hurt a bear hair. You can imagine how bad someone's shooting skills were.

But someone himself didn't think so. He attributed his shaved head to the inability to use the sand eagle in his hand. But he didn't even look at it. He imitated the cool shooting posture of various heroes in Hollywood blockbusters, and he didn't aim and shot both guns at the same time. It would be strange if he could hit it.

However, someone's two swords and gunshots were not completely useless. At least he frantically poured bullets and finally diverted the attention of a wild beast and completely pulled hatred to himself. So a large wild animal resolutely gave up and continued to tease the beauty, and rushed to a third-rate immortal. It seemed that he was planning to slap this bastard who disturbed him good things to death.

But I still have to say that the third-rate immortal's marksmanship is a little bit bad, but his melee ability is really powerful, even majestic and domineering. At least Victoria, who was watching on the side, thought so. To be honest, she felt that her eyes were about to fall out.

When a bear slashed Huashan with an extremely powerful force and was preparing to kill a man in one move, a man easily put his hands on him with a very disproportionate little hand that was extremely disproportionate to the bear's paw. At that moment, the onlooker's beauty screamed and closed her eyes, thinking that the next scene would be an absolute third-level bloody violent film, and it was estimated that a man would be killed by a bear OOXX.

However, in the gap between the fingers, the beauty suddenly became messy in the wind. The expected OOXX scene did happen, but both sides lost each other. The mighty and domineering black bear was thrown directly over the shoulder by a man and put it on the ground. At the moment of landing, Victoria seemed to feel the earth trembling.

The poor black bear was thrown into a dog to eat shit. Before the poor beast recovered from the star-filled state, it was pressed tightly under someone's crotch. The raindrop-like fist hit down like a small hammer. At first, the beast tried to resist, but soon it discovered that its life was a coffee table. It met the wrong person at the wrong time and in the wrong place, and ended up with cups and tableware.

The poor black bear seemed to be a little wife who had been swept by more than a dozen big men. Her eyes were filled with tears, and she had to bite her claws and bear it silently. On the contrary, a man riding on his neck felt extremely happy. This seemed to be the first time he won the PK victory in the world outside of online games after graduating from kindergarten. To be honest, it was really cool!

"Andre, the bear is so pitiful. Can you stop?" the beauty advised timidly.

The bear is so pitiful?

A third-rate immortal suddenly became furious. Damn, where is your butt sitting? Is it good to help you vent your anger? Why is it that my brother is not a human inside and outside?

The indignant third-rate immortal gave the black bear two more ruthlessness. The poor bear couldn't help it and wailed twice miserably. At this time, a man realized that the black bear with tears seemed to be a little pitiful.

The poor beast almost opened a layer of soil, and the big head covered with a bun was buried deep in the pit. There were traces of struggle everywhere, and it was indeed like a abused protective animal.

"It's useless!" A third-rate immortal spat out disdainfully, "I'll see you next time and take off your skin to make a coat!"

The poor black bear seemed to understand someone's threat and quickly whined twice, as if saying that I would never dare to do it again.

Someone felt very proud, raised his foot and gave it to the bear's butt, cursing: "Why don't you get out of here, you're a shameful thing!"

The black bear suddenly felt like he was granted a general amnesty, nodding vigorously, and was about to flash. But the ruthless reality immediately shattered its good dream.

"Just let it go like this? What a pity!" Victoria no longer had the panic and love that was the first to be the first to be, and she circled around the black bear and commented: "Look at this fur, look at this physique, it is worth a lot of money to sell it to a circus, right?"

A third-rate immortal immediately reacted, and it seemed that the bears were full of treasures! Bear skin is high-end fur, and bear paw is a precious ingredient. Yes, there is also bear gallbladder. Isn’t it popular to take live bears in the future? By the way, there is also bear whip!

Li Xiaofeng scratched his head, it seemed that a bear whip was not as powerful as a tiger whip? Besides, my brother is an immortal. Not to mention that he will not fall off the golden spear nine times a night, he doesn’t need to rely on external forces to get a mortal woman!

Besides, even if the bear is full of treasures, how many parts can a bear have? It is not worth much money to make a full count, and it will easily ruin its reputation. If future generations raise it up, they will grit their teeth and scold XXX for being stinky to see money, and even if they do something like taking a living bear with a gallbladder, they will have no anus.

Based on this, a man immediately gave up the idea of ​​cutting the black bear into pieces: "How much money can a bear be worth, it's meaningless!"

But a beauty doesn't think so. She patted the black bear's butt with great interest and said, "You don't want it, I want it! I've long wanted to raise a bear as a pet, and I haven't had a chance..."

I feel like a beauty is tired of playing with a teddy bear and is ready to live a life of great pleasure. However, her words reminded a third-rate immortal - it seems that raising a bear is very cool to be a pet! Think about the unstyled people in the future, just playing with Tibetan mastiffs. When the time comes, I will take the lead in the bears going out for a walk, which will scare you guys to death!

"You're right!" A man agreed with Victoria's words for the first time. He happily patted the black bear's forehead and laughed: "From today on, you are my pet. What's the name? Well, look at your black skin and useless virtue, just call Xiao Erhei!"

"This name is not good at all! How can I call Xiao Erhei!" Victoria immediately expressed dissatisfaction. After all, raising a bear as a pet was the first thing she thought of. She naturally thought that the ownership belonged to her and completely forgot that the man who uniformed the bear was a certain man.

Li Xiaofeng said without giving in: "I surrendered pet, it is my freedom to remember what name it is!"

"It was obviously the idea that came to my mind!" The beauty jumped up immediately.

"So what the idea you came up with! The ownership belongs to me!"

"This is Nokia's forest farm, and this bear is of course the property of Nokia! My family is a shareholder of Nokia, and it belongs to me!"

"Funny! How do you know that it lives in the forest farm? It's just passing by and foraging!"

"I don't care. As long as it appears in the forest farm, it's mine!"

"Your?" Li Xiaofeng sneered, "If you have the ability, please leave it behind!"

After arguing for so long, Li Xiaofeng only said the idea in his last sentence. No one dared to say that he could capture an adult male bear alive? Obviously, Victoria also realized the key to the problem. Without Li Xiaofeng, let alone keeping this bear as a pet, she is probably more likely to become a black bear.

"If you belong, you will belong!" Victoria could only swallow her anger, "But you have to lend me a few days to play!"

Li Xiaofeng had no objection to this. Anyway, as long as the ownership belongs to him, he would lend it out. Anyway, he could save some food.

A certain man and a certain woman were satisfied. The only thing that was dissatisfied was a certain bear. This man and a woman completely ignored its existence and decided its fate without authorization. She was extremely dissatisfied with this arrangement!

"Ao...ao..." It decided to show its existence.

He was greeted by a kick in front of him. Li Xiaofeng scolded unhappily: "What are you calling me? If you call me again, I will kill you!"

The poor black bear whimpered, and immediately turned its unyielding into tears. It had never thought that human beings were so cruel. The conscience of heaven and earth. Today it had just woken up from hibernation, but it was just angry that a certain woman was in her own way.

He urinated and defecated everywhere in the territory, came out to scare her, and let her remember to pay attention to public health. It never expected that such a harmless and natural action would trap her in.

But there is absolutely no regret medicine in this world. No matter how reluctant or unhappy it is, it can only accept the fate of being enslaved. Especially after Li Xiaofeng slaps a magical power in its body, unless it dies, Li Xiaofeng will find it wherever it escapes.

The unlucky black bear, no! The unlucky Xiao Erhei was just a small episode. A man happily signed a lease contract, announcing that the nameless forest farm on the shore of Lake Ladoga has since become the first base and initial training ground of EO.

From then on, elite warriors of all skin colors continued to travel from here to all parts of the world, rushing to the forefront of the battle for the liberation of all mankind. Of course, they will never forget everything in the training ground, especially the chubby black bear named Xiao Erhei who was slept all day long and waited for death. With it, it made the difficult training time not so painful...

Of course, all this is a later story. There are still many difficulties in building the first base of EO company. The first thing that is to bear is the problem of grain and accommodation. It’s okay to say that grain is just bought directly from the treasure pot. The only thing that makes him scratch his head is where are these 3,000 people living?

There are only a few small thatched huts in the forest farm. When the warehouse is used, it is a problem, let alone accommodation. So a man had to buy a large number of tents first to make emergency response. When the first batch of 50 tents and rice and white flour that can be eaten for 3,000 people for ten days were piled up, the red sun slowly raised his head from the water antenna again - a new day has come again!

Li Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes full of eye poop, stretched his waist beautifully, looked at Xiao Erhei who was sleeping beside him, kicked the guy, and ordered: "I'll go to the city to do business, beware of these foods, and don't let others move..."

Xiao Er whined, as if giving a comment.

Li Xiaofeng frowned and said, "No other animals can do it either. You are also allowed to steal food from the warehouse. Anyway, if you have a little less, you will get rid of you!"

Xiao Erhei suddenly cried out in a tragic cry, thinking that the horse would run fast, and that the horse would eat less. With such a master, the future would be really dark!
Chapter completed!