130 Cups + Cutlery (below)
The small notebook in Li Xiaofeng's hand had incredible magic, which made the violent Russian police feel angry in the blink of an eye. They put away the sticks in their hands, and looked at Li Xiaofeng at a loss.
What exactly is the small notebook in Li Xiaofeng's hand? Why does it have such magical power? It is certain that it is definitely not an imperial edict, a BUG item such as Shangfang sword or a gold medal for exemption from death. Even in this era, the Tsar has fallen, and the credit items he issued have long lost their legal effect and are invalidated after expired.
The small notebook in Li Xiaofeng's hand is not a magical prop, but a necessary document for every person who goes abroad - a passport. Don't underestimate this document. According to traditional sayings, passports are divided into different levels, and people of different identities use different passports.
For example, Li Xiaofeng in his previous life was just a ants-like villain. He was lucky enough to go shopping in Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand at his own expense and apply for a passport. That is the lowest ordinary passport, which can only be used as an ID card. He will be investigated and endless security checks when passing through the border.
There are also official passports and diplomatic passports above ordinary passports. Official passports are slightly higher than ordinary passports. As the name suggests, they are prepared for civil servants and are only issued to men who go abroad on duty. Of course, this official passport does not have any privileges, which means that the user is higher in the level of the ordinary passport, which means that the user is more noble.
The truly awesome passport is a diplomatic passport. This kind of passport is very special. Generally, only the Ministry of Foreign Affairs can issue it. The targets are diplomats, such as ambassadors, special envoys, counselors, ministers and entourages who shoulder diplomatic missions.
People with such passports have privileged places and generally enjoy the power of tax exemption, inspection exemption, and green channels. More advanced diplomatic passports, such as ambassadors, special envoys, counselors, and other senior officials have diplomatic immunity!
What is diplomatic immunity? In layman's terms, it is the privileges owned by foreign affairs personnel. Such people have jurisdiction immunity, litigation immunity, and enforcement immunity in the dispatched country. In other words, those who hold such passports will not be held accountable by the laws of the country if they commit murder and robbery in the dispatched country. Even if they steal state secrets of the country, there is nothing wrong. At most, they can only deport this person. It is impossible to arrest him and go to jail for interrogation!
Given the convenience of diplomatic privileges, a considerable number of diplomats have dual identities, nominally engaged in diplomatic activities, but actually engaged in espionage activities. During the Cold War, the US imperialists and Soviet revisionists were often seen expelling diplomats. Why, these are all criminals who were arrested for being criminals, but the diplomats were not punished and they could only be driven away.
Li Xiaofeng holds this very good and powerful diplomatic passport. Although it is in Russia, the diplomatic immunity will not be less. At least James Bond has no power to arrest him. Even a fairy openly slapped Mr. 007, he could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. As for the Russian police minions, I’m sorry, how dare they provoke the old man from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs? That’s not a flashlight in the toilet - looking for shit (death)!
James Bond looked at the passport of a fairy in a volatile state. He really wanted to say that it was fake, but the Russian Foreign Ministry's stamp and anti-counterfeiting logo mercilessly overturned his idea. This diplomatic passport must be true!
Is it true? To some extent, it is true, but to another extent, it is false. Li Xiaofeng is definitely not a foreign affairs staff member. Although his body is indeed a foreign language, he is not even a translation from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Milukov, the Foreign Minister, will never allow a little kid who has not graduated from college to work at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, let alone this little kid is still an opposition in his eyes. How could he make the enemy arrogant on his territory?
So the identity of a certain immortal must be fake, but then again, the identity is fake, which does not mean that the passport is fake. Everything in the information on this diplomatic passport is true. It is a case-readable in the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs and it is also a place of diplomatic immunity.
Why is this painful situation happening? The reason is very simple. The Russian political arena is in chaos. When a fairy applied for a passport and was about to go abroad, she took a real guy and copied it. After changing the photo on the passport to herself, someone began to enjoy diplomatic privileges openly.
It has to be said that it is very convenient to have privileges. At least no one dares to investigate him when entering and leaving the country. Who asked the owner of the original passport to take the identity of a special envoy. It is said that he was Milukov's close friend. As the special envoy, he shouldered a secret mission. His main task was to contact and communicate with the allies. Therefore, no one dared to investigate him, whether at home or abroad.
James Bond is no exception. Although he is a hundred envoys who do not believe what kind of envoys he is in front of him, the rules are rules. If everyone does not abide by them, it will lose its meaning. What's more, the British are the ones who least want the rules to be subverted. Whoever lets this rule defeat Napoleon established at the Vienna Peace Conference, and is also the biggest vested interest in this set of rules. Therefore, the British are very determined to maintain the rules, at least on the surface.
James Bond remembered the information on his passport and vowed to thoroughly investigate this bullshit envoy after he went back. As long as he caught the fox's tail, Li Xiaofeng would definitely regret it. But now he can only give in:
"I'm sorry, sir. I sincerely apologize to you for my subordinates' reckless behavior. But I also hope you can understand that this is our job. Our task is to capture those sinister villains who are sneaky and ulterior motives. For this, we will do our best, even if we sacrifice our lives... Here, I also solemnly warn those guys with ulterior motives, never reveal flaws and never let us catch them. Because the outcome will be extremely sad!"
How dare you threaten me? Li Xiaofeng's heart is full of flames. He is not a good person to talk to. It would be nice if I don't offend me. If someone offends me, he doesn't mind letting the other party take off a layer of skin.
"Are you threatening me?" Li Xiaofeng asked coldly.
James Bond said lightly: "No, I'm telling the truth! That's my mission!"
Li Xiaofeng smiled and asked with a smile: "Do you know what my mission is?"
"I don't know!" James Bond replied.
The smile on Li Xiaofeng's face became stronger and stronger, as if he had seen the happiest thing in the world. His mouth moved and he was about to say the answer. At this moment, a fist appeared in front of James Bond, who was a little mentally prepared.
Oops!
James Bond subconsciously wanted to hide. Although he was not the 007 in the movie, he still had skills, otherwise he would not be able to sit at the site of the webmaster. But today, facing a slow fist, he didn't know how to avoid it. His body seemed to be filled with lead, like a solid iron lump, and his reaction was extremely slow, and he almost just waited for his fist to fall on his face.
In fact, it was not only Mr. 007 who felt this way, but his loyal subordinates also seemed to be suppressed by a ghost, as if they were replayed in slow motion. They watched their boss get beaten away by a punch, fall heavily to the ground, and chew on the mud.
It is said that it is a mouth to eat mud, but it is actually a mouth to eat cement. Although it is only a word different, it is also a thousand miles away. The teeth will not fall off when the mouth to eat mud, at least the front teeth will not fall off, but it is different when the mouth to eat cement, and the front teeth will definitely not be kept.
In an instant, the classmate 007, who was elegant and gentlemanly, gloriously said goodbye to his two doors, and also received special commendation from Panda Eye. In short, it was a phoenix that turned into a sparrow, a tiger that turned into a local dog, and a dragon that turned into a four-legged snake.
After a long time, Mr. 007, the four-legged snake, let out a roar: "You hit me! Do you dare to hit me?!"
To be honest, Mr. Tugo asked a little stupidly. He had been beaten, so he should first consider the defense issue, but he was very stupid and naive to lie on the ground to ask questions. So Li Xiaofeng immediately taught him a lesson and kicked his little brother.
It was not until this time that the subordinates of James Bond woke up from the petrification state and rushed forward one by one to prepare for revenge. However, their combat power was really not strong. Five of them were knocked down to the ground by a certain immortal in minutes. While beating someone, they also mocked him:
"It's not powerful! You didn't have enough food, but you still used all your combat power on the girl's belly? Even the five pigs are better than you, can they be more powerful? I deeply doubt whether you are men, or do you all have impotence and premature ejaculation?"
James Bond was so angry that he was half-extinguished. He gritted his teeth and prepared to "death with a certain immortal," but before he could stand up crookedly, Li Xiaofeng kicked off the dock and fell into the cold sea with a pounce.
But even if he fell into the water, this person didn't stop. He waved his fists frantically in the water and said loudly: "Bastard, wait for me. This matter is not over! We must...ah..."
Before the poor Mr. 007 could finish his words, he was knocked unconscious by a few human sandbags thrown by a certain immortal. After a while, the poor man rolled his eyes and pretended to be a floating corpse on the sea.
"Andre," Eriksen, who had watched the play for a long time, finally woke up and asked worriedly: "If you do this, it will cause diplomatic disputes!"
"I'm afraid of it!" Li Xiaofeng said without caring, "I have diplomatic immunity, and it's useless to beat them to death! They will only seek protests from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs."
Erikson worried, "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs will still cause trouble for you!"
Li Xiaofeng smiled mysteriously and whispered in his ear: "My passport is fake. Where can I find me at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs?"
Erikson stared at a certain immortal with his eyes wide open, and then his face turned red. After a long time, he held his stomach and laughed. This situation made the Russian dogs who were shocked and became more and more nervous, fearing that the immortal would show his power, so he would also do it as usual.
Li Xiaofeng walked up and kicked the customs inspector who was leading the way, and asked viciously: "You just said that there was something wrong with my friend's passport?"
The guy quickly shook his head: "No, absolutely nothing like this. Sir, your friend is a gentleman in the upper class. How could there be a problem with his passport?" After saying that, he quickly handed over the ten crowns he had just collected and looked at a fairy flatteringly, looking like a pug.
Li Xiaofeng glared at him, kicked him again, and cursed: "Then why don't you go through the procedures quickly!"
Chapter completed!