Chapter 1 Traveling through the world of Nine Uncles(2/2)
At this time, the waiter brought the menu over.
Mr. Ren took the menu and handed it to Uncle Jiu again, and at the same time ordered the waiter: "Give me a cup of coffee."
"I'll have a cup of coffee, too."
Ren Tingting also gave an order.
"Uncle Jiu, see what you want to eat, let's talk while eating."
"this……"
Uncle Jiu spread out the menu and saw it, he was stunned.
All the printed words on it are foreign languages, and he doesn't know a single word.
Mr. Ren smoked cigarettes and said nothing. It was not difficult to see from his expression that he had a sense of superiority, as if he was looking at a local bun.
At this time, it is naturally Mo Ziming's turn to take action.
"Master, I'll help you."
"Okay, OK, Qiu Sheng, come some..."
Uncle Jiu felt relieved and quickly handed over the menu.
I was secretly grateful in my heart, but fortunately I didn't make a fool of myself. This kid is quite sensible and knows to take the blame for his master...
Mo Ziming naturally knew these birds singing, but he had to pretend not to know them.
"Waiter..."
Mo Ziming raised his hand to the waiter, then pointed to the menu and started ordering: "I want this, this, this..."
I ordered seven or eight kinds in one breath, including desserts and red wine.
Seeing this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but look surprised, and leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Boy, do you know the foreign literature above?"
"I don't know..."
"Then how do you know what you ordered?"
"Hehe, isn't there a price behind it? I'll order whatever is expensive..."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
So stupid, why didn’t I think of this trick before? I let this kid steal the limelight.
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel a hint of loss in his heart.
"Uncle Jiu, I wonder if you have chosen the day for the father to take up a coffin and move it?"
"This..." Uncle Jiu frowned: "I think Master Ren should consider this matter more. This kind of thing is worse than a quiet thing."
"I have already considered it clearly. Those who looked at Feng Shui said that they must start a coffin and move the grave in twenty years, so that it will be good for our Ren family."
Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but stretch out his fingers and then said, "Since that's the case, then we will start the coffin in Shen Shi three days later."
Mr. Ren was happy: "Thank you, Uncle Jiu, what do we need to prepare?"
"need……"
Uncle Jiu was about to explain, and the restaurant boss came over, bent down, leaned over and said, "Master Ren, Huang Baiwan is here, there..."
"Oh, I got it."
Mr. Ren responded and then smiled apologetically: "I want to go over there to say hello to my friend and lose my companion for a while."
After a while, the food ordered by Mo Ziming was served one by one.
Ren Tingting, who was drinking coffee, almost spit out a mouthful...
After all, she was still a little sensible. She could tell at a glance that all the dishes Mo Ziming ordered were the most expensive in this restaurant.
French snails, caviar, lobsters, steaks...and salads, desserts, red wine.
Importantly, the dishes are all double portions.
How much does it cost?
Do you want to eat a big player?
This mouthful didn't spit out, the next mouthful finally spit out...
Mo Ziming glanced at the knife and fork on the table and shouted, "Hey, waiter, what kind of restaurant are you in? Why don't you even take a pair of chopsticks?"
"Puff...cough cough cough..."
Fortunately, Ren Tingting turned her head in time and did not spray it on the table.
"Sorry, sorry... they have never eaten Western food, so they don't know if they need to use knife and fork..."
Ren Tingting apologized to the waiter while wiping her mouth with a dining cloth.
"Ms. Ren is fine~"
The waiter smiled, but the look of the eyes of Uncle Jiu and the others was filled with a sneer that could not be concealed.
It's just a matter of saying "local buns".
Uncle Jiu is a very demanding person. Seeing his disciple making a fool of himself, he couldn't help but glar at him fiercely.
I wanted to give you a few more words, but... he has never used a knife or fork. What if he makes a fool of himself?
Fortunately, Uncle Jiu was smart enough to pretend to turn his head and cough, but looked at another table of guests to see how others used knife and fork.
But Mo Ziming was not convinced...
"Bang!"
The table slapped and shouted at the waiter who turned around and wanted to leave, "Stop!"
"Sir, what else do you need?"
The waiter suppressed his anger and asked with a cold face.
"Sorry, I'm not used to using these things like knife and fork, and my master doesn't like them either.
So, please get two pairs of chopsticks.”
"this……"
"If you don't have one restaurant, turn right when you go out and sell more. You can buy two pairs."
"Forget it, you go and get two pairs of chopsticks."
After all, it was a guest invited by his father, and Ren Tingting didn't want everyone to be embarrassed, so she gave an order to the waiter.
"Okay, Miss Ren."
The waiter responded indifferently and turned away.
After he brought the chopsticks, Mo Ziming pointed at Caviar and asked, "What is this?"
"Sir, this is caviar."
"What is caviar? Why do I look like rapeseed? You won't be fooling people with rapeseed, are you?"
"Sir, this is...fish eggs..."
Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu's face changed: "Fish eggs? Isn't that just fish eggs?
You actually gave us such a disgusting thing? Take it away quickly!"
"Sorry, the dishes you cook cannot be returned."
"If you can't go back, take it and reprocess it, wrap it in flour and fry it..."
"And what is this thing? Do you dare to sell snails for money? Can flies be fried and served on the table in the future?"
"By the way, what kind of beef is fried? If you don't cook, just put it on the pot? It's so unreasonable to call out your chef..."
Uncle Jiu didn't get angry, but when he got angry, he was like a continuous cannon, and his mouth was splashed.
Ren Tingting wished she could find a crack in the floor and crawl into it...
Mo Ziming smiled "simple" and added: "Master is right, and these two dishes are also obvious.
Hurry up and take some egg flowers, add some kelp and cook some soup and serve it with…”
Chapter completed!