Chapter 9 In fact, you are a thief!
Mu Yun looked at Lin Ban, who was drooping his head and silently. She tilted her head and thought carefully about the knowledge of the earth she knew. Suddenly, she remembered the sentence "The world is bustling, and everyone is going for profit". She immediately realized something, so she stretched out her slender index finger and tapped Lin Ban's forehead lightly.
"Your Highness Fairy, you are..." Lin Ban raised his head and saw the expression on Mu Yun's face, and his heart was thrilled.
"Mortals, do you want to fly?" Mu Yun narrowed his big eyes slightly, and the expression on his face seemed joyful and angry, with a little shyness and temptation. There was a unique style mixed with simple loli and mature royal sister, which made Lin Ban a little stunned for a moment.
"I want to think about it, even dream!" Lin Ban's heart beat for a moment, nodded quickly and said.
Who has never fantasized about flying? Although he has only been flying in his dreams, the wonderful feeling of free flying is really unforgettable.
"Okay, if you want to learn flying skills, go find some diamonds or jade." Mu Yun took back the finger gracefully, and added with a smile, "Of course, you can also practice in the spirit gathering array, which will be of great help to improve your skills."
As Mu Yun expected, Lin Ban's thinking became unprecedentedly active when he heard that he had benefits: "Your Highness Fairy, I decided to promise you. I don't have money, but we have tricks, such as trapped arts, you can steal vaults, rob banks, and smash jewelry stores, which saves trouble... Hehe, I like this pleasure of being free from justice!"
"That's not possible!" Mu Yun said seriously, "Although the immortal descends to the earth, he is not bound by secular laws, he cannot violate his original heart, otherwise he will break the Tao heart and his magic will become invalid. Hey, don't wink or make up your mind. You already have the power of the immortal spirit, just like me. If you violate the original heart, you will lose your Tao heart, lose your magic power, and become an ordinary mortal."
"Uh...what do I have to do it?"
"It's very simple. A gentleman loves money and has a way of getting it. You just need to follow the right path. Remember, sneaking, kidnapping, burning, killing, looting, these eight things are shamed by immortals! If you want to achieve the immortal path, you must first quit these eight things. Well, you can consider taking a Dharma name, which I think is called 'Bajie'!"
"I protest, seriously protest! Brother Bajie is an old senior I admire very much. I cannot infringe on his right to name..."
"So that's the case, then forget it. In short, you don't have to consider those inappropriate ways to make money. Just try to follow the right path to make money. Remember, keep your heart so that you won't lose your magic power, otherwise you will end up like the Taoist priest of Laoshan who used the wall-breaking technique to steal things."
"..." Lin Ban was speechless again, and after a while, he said, "Mu Yun, let's go down the mountain first, think of some ways to make money to buy diamonds and cure your injury."
Mu Yun nodded, Lin Ban picked up Costa, who was meditating with her eyes closed, stuffed it into her pocket, and said, "Costa, you will be with me in the future. So you must remember that without my permission, you cannot steal or rob, you cannot become bigger without authorization, you cannot leave me, and you cannot find your existence! In short, without my permission, you must not show up or cause damage, otherwise it will cause a big riot on the earth, and we will all be dead..."
"Hey, this is not OK, that is not OK..." Costa muttered dissatisfied, looking listless.
Lin Ban looked back at the Guadi and said hatefully: "Oh, it's such a pity for these wild boars. They could have sold them for a lot of money, but they were all harmed by you!"
Lin Ban originally wanted to rent a car to take away this batch of national second-level protected animals and find some ways to sell them, which could also be exchanged for a lot of money. However, some of these wild boar corpses became flat, some turned into meat paste, and some were impacted and shocked by the demonic energy, and their flesh was charred. Not to mention selling, even if they were discovered, it would be a disaster and they had to be buried in that big pit.
"Yes, it's a pity. If you eat it, it should taste good!" Costa poked his head out of Lin Ban's top pocket. It licked his lips with a regretful look. "If I hadn't been smaller by you, I could finish those low-level creatures in one meal."
"You can eat so much?" Lin Ban said in surprise, then shouted, "Hey, little lizard, don't drip your saliva on my clothes, it's disgusting!"
"Can't you call me Lord Costa?" Costa sighed quietly, "Lizards should not be compared with me. You know, like you, I walk on both feet and do not belong to the reptile category. Moreover, I am thousands of years old, older than your grandfather's..."
"I am your master, I'll tell you to dream!" Lin Ban sneered, and then asked curiously, "You just said to eat wild boars? No, aren't you gods who don't eat or drink?"
"No, no!" Costa shook his head like a rattle. "In the fairyland and the demon world, there is sufficient spiritual energy in the world. We can convert spiritual energy into energy, and we are naturally not in the world. But now in the mortal world, spiritual energy is very thin, so thin that it can be ignored, so we must eat to replenish our energy, including Fairy Mu Yun!
"Then if you turn you back to your original appearance... No, you don't look at me like this, it's impossible to turn into a thirty-meter dragon. Then you will be discovered by people all over the world, and at most you will turn you into the size of a tiger, so it's also good to help us do something... However, after becoming the size of a tiger, how much do you have to eat a day at least?" Lin Ban asked with a bitter face.
"A wild boar weighing 200 kilograms is required. Of course, the domestic pig or cattle you raise in captivity can also be used." Costa said with confidence, "You know, you must have enough energy to maintain that size and protect you."
"Oh my God, you want to eat a pig a day? Do you know that a pig costs several thousand yuan? Even if it only costs two thousand a day, it costs more than 700,000 yuan a year! Hey, I can't afford to raise you, so you should make a living by yourself!" Lin Ban was shocked.
"Making a living for yourself? This is unfair! Will a owner on earth still feel sorry for spending money for keeping a pet?" Costa blinked the little eyes innocently, shouted with great dissatisfaction, and his stomach suddenly sounded a few times...
There is no way. When it comes to food, it feels hungry. After all, the battle just now consumes its physical strength and energy.
Although Costa was a pedal and thug for the Demon Lord, the two had a good relationship and often ate and drank together. Costa was also the master of rich food. In the past, it rarely ate raw food, and usually ate roasted whole lamb and roasted whole beef. Now it was intimidated by Lin Fang for a long time and had no choice but to bow to Lin Ban. Originally, it was expected to bring a golden rice bowl and live a happy life of food, but unexpectedly, Lin Ban ignored the meal and let it make a living... It was too despicable, how could this be done?
Costa had lowered his posture like never before. Unexpectedly, Lin Ban, a mortal, didn't appreciate it at all, and replied angrily: "Since that's the case, then you shouldn't return to the size of a tiger, otherwise I can't afford to raise you. It's good that you're so big. You'll be full if you eat some flies, mosquitoes, bed bugs, earthworms, etc., and you don't have to spend any money anyway. If it doesn't work, I'll make you smaller, well, it's better to feed it if you turn into a bed bug."
"No, you can't do this!" Costa was shocked, "I can't eat those things, and I can't get smaller anymore. After all, I am a noble demon..."
"I'm against you? Am I a master or you? Do whatever I say, and eat whatever I ask you to eat. Don't forget that you have signed a master-servant agreement with me, and I can destroy you at any time!" Lin Ban's angrily said.
The master-servant agreement is a very unequal soul contract, and Lin Ban does have this power now. So Costa retracted into his pocket in dejected manner and protested with silence.
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At around four o'clock in the morning, Lin Ban quietly returned to the village with his hands holding a stretcher and his pockets with Costa.
The villagers of Qinglong Village live very scattered, with one building in the east and one building in the west, mostly built on their own responsible fields. The forest is surrounded by twists and turns, and quickly walks towards their homes.
The village was originally quiet, but for some reason, the dogs in the village suddenly barked one after another, and the more they screamed, the more fierce they became.
Lin Ban was startled and quickly ran away, afraid that the villagers would run out to check the movements, so he saw the stretcher in his hand.
"Costa, these dogs must have smelled you!" Mu Yun said with a frown.
"Impossible! I'm so small now, how can I have any breath? Besides, if I exude the breath of a dragon, will they dare to bark for a while?" Costa said disdainfully.
"Did you smell my fairy smell?" Mu Yun said with a little surprise, "I didn't expect that the dogs in the mortal world are still quite sensible!"
"You are covered in blood now, how can you smell a fairy?" Lin Bangang smiled bitterly, then suddenly stopped in front of a two-story building, quickly hid in the corner behind the house, and whispered to Mu Yun and Costa: "Don't make a sound, it will be troublesome if someone discovers it!"
This building has a large yard, surrounded by a wall, and an iron door in the center of the wall, which seems to be a wealthy family.
"Crill..." As soon as Lin Ban hid in the shadow, the iron door of the wall was pushed open. Two old men and old ladies in flat-footed shorts walked out one after another and shone them around with flashlights.
"Wool...Wool..." A big native dog followed them and barked hard.
At this moment, dog barking in the whole village was one after another, just like setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year, which made Mu Yun and Costa very confused.
At this moment, they heard the conversation between the old man and the old lady—
The old man: "His grandma's, the dog barking so fiercely, I'm afraid there are thieves stealing things, and I'm afraid I can't sleep tonight!"
The old lady: "No way, who dares to come to our village to steal things?"
Old man: "Hmph, guard against day and night, it is difficult to guard against thieves at home, so be careful!"
The old lady: "Huh? I heard what you said, are you talking about the boy from the Lin family? Didn't Lin Ban go up the mountain to guard the watermelon? Besides, I heard that he has learned well in the past few years and has gone to make money by himself. At least our family has never lost anything again."
Old man: "Dogs can't change their shit! If you've been a thief once, you'll want to be a thief all your life. Old woman, is the back door closed?"
The old lady: "It's been closed long ago!"
Old man: "Is the dog hole blocked?"
Old lady: "No."
Old man: "Hurry up and get stuck! Also, go and count the chickens, see if there are fewer ones? There are still those pigs!"
The old lady: "Lin Ban never steals pigs and cows... He has only stole chickens and ducks!"
Old man: "What do you know? I have been thieving needles and stole gold! People who steal chickens and dogs will become more and more courageous and will eventually steal everything!"
The old lady: "Oh...ah, it's a bit pitiful to say that Lin Ban is also very pitiful. He can't blame him for such a stubborn old man!"
Old man: "You are soft-hearted! Alas, woman..."
The old lady: "Hmph, you are just hard-hearted, even harder than iron, okay? Don't think I don't know what you are doing! How did our chickens throw that year?"
The old man: "Okay, I'm afraid of you, stop talking, go to bed!"
After a while, the iron gate was closed, the footsteps gradually disappeared, and the barking of dogs slowly subsided.
When Mu Yun and Costa heard this conversation, they were shocked and looked at each other. They finally understood one thing - it turned out that the dogs in the village were barking because they smelled Lin Ban's smell!
This is really incredible. When Lin Ban usually lives in the village, what should these dogs bark all day long?
Lin Ban's face turned red and he quickly stood on tiptoe and ran home. But when he passed by the iron door, he hesitated for a moment, and then he habitually reached out and touched it.
The padlock on the iron door was not locked properly, and an old hen was lying in the corner of the yard. Even the big yellow dog was locked on the corridor column by a dog leash, which could not play the role of biting the thief... It seems that when people get old, they are prone to being confused.
"Woom..." At this time, the big dog smelled Lin Ban and barked excitedly with its tail. Lin Ban quickly spread his feet and ran away.
The barking of dogs in the village is still coming one after another, like a symphony.
After running to the small path at the door of the house in one breath, Lin Ban stopped and coughed lightly: "Mu Yun, actually..."
"Actually you are a thief!" Mu Yun interrupted Lin Ban's words, and she stared at Lin Ban coldly, every word was like a nail, wedged into the deepest part of Lin Ban's heart, "I'm blind, I've passed on the immortal arts to you, a thief with a bad mind!"
Chapter completed!