"Flame firecrackers!"

"The gongs and drums are beating!"

With the sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers, Liu Wenyang, the great god of Liu, officially extended the torch, igniting the firewood piled under the big locust tree.

"Crack!" The rotten wood immediately ignited when it encountered wind and fire, and the big locust tree itself had already dried up and withered. It was ignited by the burning firewood below and slowly started to burn from the roots. Suddenly, smoke filled the entire big locust tree.

The two of them hugged each other so thickly, and when they were burned, the situation was amazing. The people around them had never seen such a big fire, and they all looked at each one without eyeing them.

When the little Liu Shen met, everyone was attracted by the fire, and he did not forget to stand nearest to the locust tree and pose in a few positions so that he could be "respected" in the fire.

Sure enough, people shouted loudly, especially those women, who could not help but shout loudly when they saw Master Liu's beautiful appearance against the flames.

Liu Wenyang was very proud. It seemed that the people of the Ming Dynasty were still very simple. He just put on a few poses and made them scream.

Gradually, the scream seemed to be getting more and more intense, and the screams became louder and louder.

When Liu Wenyang saw that Wu Baiwan's face changed and turned ashen... He guessed that he might be too excited and felt ashamed of his success.

But why did Dad Liu Da's face become so ugly?

There is also the third uncle Liu Neng, who looks terrified, as if he has seen some monster!

"Damn, I look so handsome, I don't look like a monster anymore. It seems that Uncle San's aesthetic view needs to be improved." Liu Wenyang thought proudly.

Then, he seemed to vaguely hear those people shouting "What are you big?" and "what are you busy with?" "They are vague and there are too many people, and Liu Wenyang really couldn't hear clearly. Helplessly, he had to wave his hand very casually, and then he saw his father pointing hard at him, his eyes wide open, and his face turned dead.

Only then did Liu Wenyang feel something was wrong, so he looked back -

"My mother!"

He couldn't help but scream, and saw a big python as thick as a bowl poking its head out of the tree hole of the big locust tree. The huge head was facing him, his cold and broken golden eyes staring at him ruthlessly, and his mouth was spitting out a letter...

In an instant, Liu Wenyang felt a "boom" sound in his head, and then the crotch became hot inside. He was stunned, his legs were weak and he couldn't move.

The giant python slowly crawled out of the hole in the locust tree, half of its body wrapped around the locust tree, as if it was uncomfortable by the flames and thick smoke, and its body kept rising, and its "hissing" sound became more and more rapid.

There is a saying: There are all kinds of wonders in the world.

How could a huge python run out of this locust tree?!

It turned out that this five-colored python settled in the tree hole of this ancient locust tree when it was very young, and belonged to the "original residents" here. The cave of the big locust tree is connected to the cave, so the cave and the cave have become the long-term comfort nest of this python.

By the way, this python belongs to the lazy man among snakes and foodies among pythons. In addition to going out to find a female snake to fight in the field during the mating season, it is happy to stay in the tree hole.

At the beginning, many birds would fall on trees to build nests and lay eggs. This foodie just needs to open her mouth and use the unique "Star-sucking Technique" to suck those stupid birds into their mouths and swallow them. As for those eggs, they became desserts after meals, and they had a round stomach. However, later the birds learned to be smart and knew that there were dangers here. Countless brothers and sisters were desperate here and lost their lives; so they no longer flew over here, nor would they land on the big locust tree, or build nests here.

Losing its source of food, the python had to start working hard to leave the tree hole and go to the house to steal some free-range poultry, chickens, ducks, and gooses, all of which became the snacks in its belly.

Now, it is the winter, and this big python has eaten and drunk enough. He has no choice but to provoke anyone, so he has put his body in the tree hole to spend the winter. Unexpectedly, Liu Wenyang's fire has woken up the hibernating fire.

It was confused. It was not over winter yet, so why was it so hot outside? So I poked my head out and saw that it was already a sea of ​​fire outside.

When it was placed on other pythons, it would have abandoned the locust tree and ran away. But this python was reluctant to leave its nest, and even fantasized about staying here in the future, warming winter and cooler in the winter, eating and drinking, and sleeping with big heads. Therefore, it put its body on the big locust tree and stretched its head out, trying to touch the situation first, but it didn't expect that it shook its head and scared Liu Daguanren to pee.

...

At this moment, Liu Wenyang was almost scared.

I burned a tree by myself and even burned a big python. How bad is my character to create such a weirdo?!

In the crowd, Dad Liu Da shouted: "Son, run away!"

Uncle San Liu Neng shouted: "A Yang, be careful!"

The others retreated one after another, and the timids were already scared and trembled all over, and some of them fled everywhere.

Wu Baiwan was in the panic crowd, covering his fur hat that was touched, trying to escape, but he wanted to see how Xiao Liu's god-like appearance was swallowed by the giant python...

After all, the giant python swallows a living person, and it is rare to see it in a century!

Like Wu Baiwan, there are many people with this kind of "curiosity", so everyone surrounded the locust tree and the giant python from afar, but they were ready to run away after they pulled out their legs.

In the venue, Liu Wenyang continued to be the only male protagonist in the second half. No one competed with him, and no one dared to compete with him.

The python looked at him, and he also looked at the big python.

The python hibernated for a long time and was inevitably weak and weak. If he was used to being lazy, the thin skin and tender flesh that was maintained was so painful that it was smoked by the fire. He thought, "No, it's about to be burned to death, and he has to escape." But the way to escape was blocked by the wooden guy in front of him. What should I do? Crawl directly into his crotch!

So, the big python's head sank and directly penetrated Liu Wenyang's crotch...

Before Liu Wenyang could think too much, he hugged the python's neck with his hands.

So, the people around who were staring wide-eyed and waiting to watch "The giant python eats a living person" saw an incredible scene---

But when Xiao Liu Shenxiang saw that he "riding" to the giant python with great courage, strangling its neck with both hands, as if Nezha was in trouble in the sea, majestic!

Amazing!

Absolutely amazing!

At that moment, everyone was shocked!

At this moment, in their eyes, Liu Wenyang was simply the existence of a god, just like a god descending to earth, subduing demons and eliminating demons!

With a "pop", I don't know who knelt down first, and then a large group of people knelt on the ground one after another, with "ra" in their mouths, bowing to Liu Wenyang, who was riding on the back of the giant python!

...

Riding on the back of the python and being worshipped by everyone, Liu Wenyang, "Liu Yingxiong", hugged its neck tightly, gritted its teeth, and said to himself, "You can't let go, you must not let go! You will be able to stop once you let go!"

The big python was depressed. He originally wanted to escape from under the crotch of Liu Shenxiang, but he couldn't hold his neck tightly. It was already timid and afraid of things. After Liu Wenyang's actions, he was even more scared to pan.

At this time, my father Liu Da was almost crazy. Seeing that his baby son was still riding on the python, he might have entered its stomach to make fresh food later, so he shouted, "Don't be afraid, I'll save you!" He picked up the shoulder pole on the little donkey's back and rushed up desperately.

When he arrived, the old man got angry and a shoulder pole hit the forehead of the python, which was stunned.

It was originally hiding in a tree hole to maintain its fine skin and tender flesh, how could it be able to eat such pain?

Immediately, the python turned around and drilled into the tree hole again regardless of the fire!

Perhaps in its opinion, it is dangerous outside, but it is the safest in the tree hole.

At the stall where the python turned around, Liu Wenyang had been dumped off. The father hurried forward to support his son, "A Yang, are you okay?"

When Liu Daren fell off the back of the python, he figured it out that this python, which looked very thick, big and scary, turned out to be a timid guy!

Faced with such cowards, Lord Liu has infinite courage. He is the best at bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, and he is about to beat the dog in the water!

Therefore, before his legs were still weak and his crotch was still sticking, he shouted: "Don't let it escape and kill it!"

Of course, he shouted, but his feet didn't move. My father was about to rush forward, but he grabbed him and whispered: "Dad, don't be impulsive, wait for the people to come first!"

While speaking, some brave young people such as Daniu Erhu had already fucked the guys and rushed over. No matter how hard they were, they would slash at the big locust tree.

That five-colored python is bitter!

Hiding in the cave, I didn’t dare to go out or escape, so I could only endure the heat inside. In this way, I was so angry that I was killed in this tree cave without much effort!

After the big locust tree was burned by a raging fire, its burnt and flesh-blown corpse was exposed.

Looking at the python corpse as thick as a bowl, everyone was silent.

You should know that things like snakes are generally spiritual. It is said that killing snakes will be unlucky. Besides, it is such a big python. Maybe it has become a spirit, or maybe it will be almost a dragon, but now it is... not right. To be precise, it was destroyed by the little Liu god. We are just fighting and it has nothing to do with us.

Everyone was thinking about it, but they all regarded Liu Wenyang as the culprit. They just hoped that there would be great compassion under the snake spirit spring and not to cause natural disasters and man-made disasters.

Liu Wenyang saw the atmosphere around him strangely, and everyone's eyes flashed. He had more thoughts than anyone else, how could he not understand what happened? So he remembered the rebellion of Liu Bang of the Han Dynasty when he was killed and killed the White Snake.

He snatched the pig-killing knife from Daniu's hand. This knife was Daniu's family heirloom. As a swordsman among the pig-killing guys, he has always been a knife and a knife. At this moment, he was cheaper to Xiao Liu Shenxiang, picked up the sharp knife and headed straight for the python's corpse, closed his eyes, and slashed at his head!

I'll cut it!!!

Until he chopped off the head, Liu Daren raised the bloody snake head and shouted: "The demon snake is dead, the world is peaceful! The disaster has been eliminated, and it is a good fortune!"

After Liu Wenyang sang this, everyone woke up. Yes, this is a disaster. You should be happy to get rid of it now! Besides, this snake head was killed by God Liu. Everyone saw it. Even if it causes disaster, it will only fall on him...

So the people who were originally afraid of it became happy again. At this time, Liu Wenyang had already opened the door of his mansion and invited everyone to come in. By the way, someone prepared wine and food, and wanted to reward everyone well.

Before eating and drinking and being sought after by others, the first thing Liu Wenyang and Liu Dasheng had to do is... change to a pair of dry pants!

As the second time in his life, he felt ashamed and began to reflect on himself, feeling that as one of the most promising charlatans of the Ming Dynasty, for the sake of his future, he had to change his habit of peeing his pants!

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Chapter completed!