Chapter 157 No more bragging
"I tell you, I'm a professional bodyguard..."
"If Miss Perber hadn't stopped me, I could have knocked down five of them with two punches..."
"Actually, I want to buy a transformed car with you, but unfortunately the boss doesn't allow it. He actually said that this is a capital enemy and threatened me to buy it and fire me..."
"I really can't afford it. My salary is very high. If it weren't for the purpose of saving my job, I would have to buy it..."
"I'm considering buying another one when I want to retire and then go out to be a superhero. How about you put some weapons on me then? I promise to only use it to deal with criminals..."
While holding the steering wheel with ease, Hapi kept muttering, even though he was talking to himself, he kept talking.
From the beginning of getting on the bus, Li Si's ears seemed to have tens of millions of flies.
It is said that a woman is equal to five hundred ducks, but in fact, some enthusiastic and talkative taxi drivers are worth more than a dozen gossip women.
And Hapi... As an old driver who has been around for many years, he can be worth more than a dozen taxi drivers.
Even compared to it, Li Si felt that he was much more terrifying than Tony Stark and Peter Parker. At least they would be fine as long as they ignored him, but Hapi could talk nonsense with relish. If you want to say that he could match it, he would probably be the only drunken Max.
Unfortunately, the King of Talkbox has lost all his skills, and Max has mutated into a pure energy body. Naturally, there is no such thing as drunkenness. Otherwise, Li Si would really want to call Max over and compete with Hapi.
"Miss Potz, has he always been like this?"
Li Si turned his head and looked at Peberpoz with a dark face.
Peberpoz also smiled helplessly and whispered: "Although I'm a little bit, I'm not that powerful. Maybe I'm too excited to see you. Hapi is your fan."
"watt?"
Li Si looked like "You are teasing me", but PeberPotz should nod and reply with affirmative nod.
"...I don't care, I'll just fight you, and you should fight all the talkative guys to death."
After enduring it for five seconds, seeing that Hapi still had no intention of stopping, Li Si finally couldn't help it and said, "Hippi, can I ask you two questions?"
"Of course, I'm very happy."
When he heard someone talking to him, Hapi became happier. He got up a little bit, then turned around and looked to the back seat.
"Happy, you're driving!"
Peberpoz was startled and exclaimed.
"Oh, sorry!"
Hapi hurriedly sat back and held the steering wheel, stabilized the body of the car and said, "Miss Potz, don't worry, my skills are very good, and there will be no accidents if I get distracted for a little... By the way, Mr. Listen, you can ask."
Li Si was not affected by such a small episode. After hearing Hapi's words, he smiled and said with a smile: "First, you just said that you knocked down five people with two punches. Please explain the specific implementation process based on normal physical rules and based on your physical fitness."
“…”
The smile on Hapi's face was frozen.
silence.
Deadly silence.
There was silence in the car, and the needles could be heard.
Li Si continued to smile and asked, "Second, you said before that your fist is comparable to a shot put. Assuming that your statement is valid and the muscle explosive force is 450kg, please calculate the weight based on your fist area and calculate the speed of the fist traveling when you swing your fist with all your strength."
“…”
Suffocating dead silence.
The fat meat on Hapi's face shook, and his heart was filled with a look: "Mom, I was wrong, I will never brag with the academic master again..."
...
"It's finally quiet!"
Li Si leaned back on the back of the back seat comfortably, contented.
Seeing this, Peberpoz could only smile bitterly and then remained silent.
"By the way, there seem to be a lot fewer players in New York recently..."
After closing his eyes and resting for a moment, Li Si remembered the players just now and opened the player forum that he had not entered for a long time.
The players are not very large in terms of quantity and strength, so the people they come into contact with are mainly NPCs, and if you want to understand the players' movements, you can only go through the forum.
By selectively skipping those meaningless water stickers, Li Si quickly found a few contents that he was interested in.
First of all, it’s about him. Since Thunder Industry has made a lot of noise recently, he was pulled out to discuss it by a group of good players.
Among these posts, there are those who talk about Thunder Industry, some analyze and analyze him personally, and many even list his journey of making a fortune.
But if you want to talk about the hottest posts, of course, they are the posts that argue whether he is a player. There are many different opinions on the content of the posts, and their opinions are different.
If you really want to talk about it, Li Si still exposed a lot. After all, when he fooled Li Ritian, he had a pure temporary intention and didn't even deliberately hide it.
Let’s not talk about anything else, like the five or six players he sent to meet God when Bumblebee was first created, he can basically confirm his identity.
And Luna is similar. She just didn't pay much attention to this aspect. Li Si had the most contact with her. If she really thought about it in this aspect... well, with her confused personality, this possibility should not exist.
There is also Li Ritian’s “Mr. and Mr.”. Judging from his performance at the last time, he obviously had some guesses about his identity, but he just didn’t say anything.
But this kind of topical thing is like this. If there is no organization or individual with sufficient credibility to judge, no one can convince anyone when debating.
Not to mention that these people are just roughly clear, even if they come up with a solid evidence, I am afraid that others may not believe it.
P, fake, and nonsense, there are not too many excuses. In the end, who can gain the upper hand can only see which side has more people, otherwise there will be no so many slander and slander on the Internet.
Nowadays, most people still don’t believe that he is a player, and no matter how happy those who are suspicious they are, it is useless.
And for those players in other regions who have never had contact with Li Si at all, they believe more about what they are willing to believe and what they really see.
With all the things Li Si has shown so far, they should believe that he is a player. Unless he has seen it himself, it would be useless, let alone there is no evidence, and even the evidence is useless.
"Tsk tsk, these people are not good. I originally thought about how it would be like to slap in the face."
After just looking at these debated posts, Li Si closed them with regret.
Chapter completed!