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Chapter 199 What to do with peeing your pants?

Chapter 199 What to do if you wet your pants?

Confucius said in the Book of Rites: Food, men and women are the greatest desires of human beings.

What does this sentence mean? It means that people cannot live without two major events, "food" and "men and women". One is survival issues and the other is transmission issues.

Looking at it, even Confucius thought it was natural for men to be lustful, otherwise humans would have no longer existed!

Another old man also said, "Food, color, and nature!" This sentence means that eating and lust are both human nature and are innate.

This is how even people from two thousand five hundred years ago understood this truth, and of course Wang Zhuo also understood it.

Therefore, Wang Zhuo believes that it is understandable for men to be lustful, but one premise should be added, that is, your love and my wish.

...

There was a sleeping beauty lying on the bed, and Wang Zhuo believed that if she was sober, she could do what men and women should do without much effort.

But now Wang Zhuo is reluctant because he knows that he has provoked many women, and he only has a good impression of Bai Lu, has a physiological reaction, but has no emotional foundation, and the feeling of being willing to go through the wind and rain with her.

In this regard, Wang Zhuo despised his father Wang Zhengdao. That guy felt dizzy when he saw a beautiful woman because the blood in his body was concentrated in a certain part...

Wang Zhuo also has blood concentration, but he has not reached the point of dizziness, so he is now considering how to deal with the problems in front of him, rather than whether to taste the fun and taste of sleeping beauty.

Although he really wanted to try what it would be like to carry those long legs on his shoulders, or turn them over and push the slender waist from behind, he could only make such a thing in his mind. The three at home were enough for him to have a headache, so he didn't dare to cause trouble anymore!

Why did the bastards like Geng Bin and others leave? Wang Zhuo shook his head in a hilarious way. He knew that he could not call back even if he called, so he had to dial another number.

"Guide Wang, what instructions do you have?"

A crisp and excited voice came from the other end of the phone, making Wang Zhuo wonder if he would be entrusted with someone.

"Siyuan, what are you doing?"

On the other end of the phone, Xiaosaner wanted to joke that she was staying alone in the empty room. Fortunately, after Wang Zhuo's repeated training, she felt a little reserved, so she said to the truth: "I'm learning to make kung fu tea."

Wang Zhuo suddenly felt relieved. This was what a lady should do. "Do you help me, now clean up and go out and take a taxi to the bb cafe on Yuxiang Road."

"Okay, I'll be there in thirty minutes!" Siyuan immediately agreed happily. When Wang Zhuo arrived just now, she was the one who helped him navigate the voice, and she was already quite familiar with this location.

These two days, Qi Fei was on a business trip, leaving her alone at home, and she had long wanted to visit Wang Zhuo's place.

When she was navigating just now, she thought Wang Zhuo was going to sing with her classmates, so she repeatedly asked to go with her, but unfortunately she was rejected by Wang Zhuo.

On the other side, Dong Shu, Wang Yi and the gangster security guards were treated in a hospital, while Wang Yi was still in the operating room, leaving Cao Zihao with nowhere to get angry.

According to the doctor, Wang Yi's surgery requires the skin to be cut from the side of the ear, to peel off half of his face, to sort out the broken bones inside, and to observe from the X-ray fluoroscopy, his injuries are not mild and he may not be able to recover from his original appearance. Moreover, if he loves beauty, plastic surgery will be required in the future.

Imagine Wang Yi's crooked mouth and scarred face. While Cao Zihao was sad about his death, he also secretly thanked that he performed well just now. Otherwise, if that man Wang did this, how could he live for the rest of his life?

Dong Shu was angry and wanted to take revenge on Wang Zhuo at the right time. Cao Zihao's persuasion also gave up this idea. As for the conditions for the karaoke bar to be exchanged, he had to break his teeth and swallow it. Who made his arm twist his thighs?

Speaking of which, his father's backer is just a little higher than Cao Zihao's father, the director of the Discipline Inspection Commission, and is a world of difference compared to Qin Xue behind Wang Zhuo.

From the speed of the rise of the prosperous dynasty, we can guess how strong Qin Xue has supported Wang Zhuo. How dare Dong Shu take revenge on such a celebrity around the central leaders in the future? Does he want to immigrate to his whole family?

"Then let it go?"

After installing a temporary tooth, Dong Shu can finally speak clearly without having to show off the wind.

"We should pray that he will just forget it." Cao Zihao smiled bitterly and sighed: "Who are we going to offend this guy? He is the one who is the most popular in the entire Jiangzhou now."

Dong Shu was silent, and unexpectedly, he became a little monster under Ultraman's feet if he was not careful.

"We deserve to be unlucky. Who made those students look like fools, and they wouldn't mention anyone after being beaten?" Cao Zihao sighed in his heart. If someone had mentioned it at that time and said he knew Wang Zhuo, the situation would not have developed to this extent, right?

Dong Shu nodded repeatedly with gritted teeth: "What a fucking trick!"

...

After half an hour of boredom, Wang Zhuo even observed Bai Lu's shoe size, ***, waist circumference, etc.

For him, beauties wearing clothes are more visible than naked women, because under the modification of clothes, their shortcomings are covered up. Ugly women can become beautiful women, and beauties can become better.

If you want to pick the shortcomings of Bai Lu, you may be considered one if you are not thin enough. She is a model with her height, but she is not thin enough.

Just as she was thinking about it, Siyuan arrived on time. The store manager waiting at the door quickly greeted her into the hall and sent her to the elevator.

After entering the manager's lounge, Wang Zhuo was sitting in the living room waiting for her. When he saw her, he smiled and said, "Why did you change your hairstyle?"

Siyuan's hair was not long, just over her shoulders. I don't know when she had cultivated her layered hair, and she looked a little more charming as a little girl.

She smiled and turned her head left and right: "Is it so mature, isn't it good to look?"

"I'm a little mature, I can see that I can be more than half a year old." Wang Zhuo nodded.

The little girl was immediately discouraged and pouted and sat down by the sofa.

Wang Zhuo briefly stated his intention to find her: "After some accident, a friend of mine was given sleeping pills and needed to be sent to a hotel to sleep. She is a woman, so it is not convenient for me to send it myself."

Siyuan blinked his big eyes and asked, "Woman? Where is she? Let me see."

Wang Zhuo pointed and half-closed the bedroom door: "It's inside, you go and see it."

Siyuan immediately stood up, walked over and pushed the door open and entered.

At the sight of her eyes, a large beauty was sleeping on the bed, her body was plastered in large characters, and one leg was still on the messy quilt. She stretched one hand in her short vest, covering her stomach, and her open legs were facing the direction where Siyuan was standing, with a very indecent posture.

Wang Zhuo didn't know that he came out to cover Bai Lu with a quilt. He wanted to look more elegant, but unexpectedly, things went against his wishes, which instead caused Siyuan's bad association.

This woman is so big... Siyuan went forward and observed Bai Lu's head and body proportions, and immediately came to the conclusion that she was one whole head taller than her, almost 1.75 meters tall!

There were countless question marks in the little girl's mind. Who is this woman? What is its relationship with Guidance Wang? Who gave her sleeping pills? What happened here?

With a brain teaser, she suddenly decided not to ask anything. Guidance Wang who could speak would naturally say it, and asking what he couldn't say would be in vain. This is the time when she should show her behavior, and she can't mess up her way!

After leaving the room, she shrugged and smiled, "I slept so hard that I had to walk away with my back, but I can't carry it."

...

Rather than saying it's back, it's better to say that Wang Zhuo carried Bai Lu downstairs. The sleeping person would not hold the shoulders of the backer. He might be tilted left and right at any time, and just holding his butt would not work.

With the help of the security manager, I finally put this large girl with long arms and legs into a taxi. She was as physically good as Wang Zhuo, and she felt a little sweaty on her forehead. However, it was not heavy. The key was to carry it with a hard work!

It was considered as sending this plague god away, and the security manager and the store manager both breathed a sigh of relief and quickly called Dong Shu.

Siyuan, who was sitting in the passenger seat in the taxi, turned around and complained: "My sister is good at everything, but her physical condition is too poor, and she will get heatstroke as soon as she is sunburned."

This is what Wang Zhuo taught her, but what the little girl learned is like.

In the back seat, Bai Lu leaned against Wang Zhuo's arm and put a handkerchief on his head. I guess the driver couldn't tell whether her condition was heatstroke or sleeping.

After arriving at the hotel that Wang Zhuo had booked on the phone, the two of them did the same thing and put Bai Lu into the room. From then on, they were done.

"Oh!" Siyuan suddenly screamed softly and said in annoyance: "I lost her shoes, I forgot to take them when I got in the car!"

"When she wakes up, you go out and buy a pair for her." Wang Zhuo waved his hand indifferently. Bai Lu's financial situation was average, and her outfit was cheap. The pair of sandals probably might not cost more than fifty yuan, so she would lose it. There is a bustling commercial street downstairs, just buy a new pair.

"Give the money." The little girl stretched out her hand.

This little money fan Wang Zhuo took out his wallet helplessly, took out a stack of money and handed it to her: "Is it enough?"

Siyuan counted and found that it was as much as 1,000 yuan. He couldn't help but mutter: "It costs 1,000 yuan to buy a pair of shoes. It's so generous, I don't know what it means."

"Don't go out tonight, just watch TV in the room. The door is locked. Call me if you have anything to do." After explaining, Wang Zhuo got up and wanted to leave.

"If she falls to the ground, I can't move it." Siyuan said dissatisfied. She thought she could live in the same room with Director Wang tonight, but she didn't expect that this person actually wanted to slap his butt and leave.

"Then let her sleep well on the ground." Wang Zhuo was unmoved.

Siyuan's eyes rolled and asked again, "What if she slept too hard, what should she do if she wet her pants?"

This is a big problem. Wang Zhuo thought about it for a while and found that he was completely asking for trouble, because even if she really wet her pants, could he still help her change it?

With a wave of his hand, he said neatly: "No matter what, I'll leave it all to you! You are not allowed to leave this room until she wakes up, have you heard?"

A few minutes later, Siyuan lay on the window, looked at his back as he left by taxi, and pouted and hummed dissatisfiedly: "It would be better if it caught fire, burn us all to death!"
Chapter completed!
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