Chapter 1512 I seem to be really stupid when I'm pregnant
Hehe, it's hard to guess?
In another way, if you use popular folk riddles to express it, you will say this: There is a fat white man living in the numb house and the red tent.
Now everyone thinks about it for a while and may be able to guess it.
It's just peanuts!
Speaking of this, we can see that the difference between the two is quite obvious.
Do you feel that you have added a little more knowledge and skills?
but,
It's useless if you understand it.
Because the later riddles were no longer different from popular folk riddles, to be more precise, people were too lazy to distinguish them.
Why is it just a guess? Why bother making things difficult for yourself?
Xu Jiaojiao looked around and saw that there were many riddles.
These riddles are basically hung up by various merchants, looking for lively and attracting popularity.
Any larger business will set up a big stall and hang out riddles.
"Liao Qing, let's guess the riddles and get some more prizes back!"
Xu Jiaojiao was excited and looked at the first lantern. There was a piece of paper under the lanterns, and there were riddles written on it.
Mystery: The seventh floor mattress and eighth floor quilt, a black guy was sleeping inside, and a red guy came to call the door, kicked the quilt and kicked the quilt.
Mystery: Make a holiday item.
Oh open.
"Oh, I feel really stupid when I am pregnant. Liao Qing, come and see, what should this be?"
Liao Qing smiled, "Yes, you are pregnant with two more, so you are even more stupid."
He also looked at it,
"Festive supplies are very small in scope. Judging from the riddle, they should change, and the changes are not small. Hei'er and Hong'er, isn't this just a firecracker!"
"Oh, it seems that I'm stupid. I've passed on my wisdom to you. Remember to return it back in the future, hehe!"
Xu Jiaojiao smiled, took off the lantern, and handed it to the boss.
"Boss Boss! Is this answer a firecracker?"
The boss took the lantern, looked at it, and gave a thumbs up, "Girl, oh no, the little lady guessed it very accurately!"
After saying that, he handed her a banner.
Xu Jiaojiao took it and saw four words written on it: There is a lot of money.
hehe,
Sister and Cai are very destined to be together!
My mother got a fortune a few days ago, but now she got the same one, but she has never been shining.
It's okay, it's good to put it away and give it to someone in the future.
Xu Jiaojiao doesn't dislike it either.
These prizes are symbolic, not valuable things, but they can bring joy to people.
This is enough.
The boss needs to hang a riddle on the lantern again, and Xu Jiaojiao pulled Liao Qing and went to find the next one.
Mystery: I see my hair when I take off my clothes, and I see my teeth when I push it open.
Puzzle: Fight a food.
Well, this riddle is a bit inappropriate, let's change it.
Mystery: There are silks but no silkworms, there are holes but no insects, there are umbrellas but no people, and there are nests but no bees.
Puzzle: Fight a food.
Well, why are all food?
Sister is already full!
Next one.
Mystery: You can’t tell if you have a mouth, and you don’t eat steamed buns if you have a stomach. Although there is nothing wrong with it, you will vomit a lot of bitter water.
Mystery: Make daily necessities.
OK, it's you!
I must guess this time!
What is a mouth and a belly? This is the characteristic of a product. If you don’t talk or eat steamed buns, this is almost nonsense. After all, it is a dead object, so it can only be used as a reference at most. It can also vomit bitter water, well, it means it can go out.
It's flowing, bitter water, well, this is just a teapot!
Xu Jiaojiao was so happy, it wasn’t difficult!
I picked this lantern to seek appreciation. It was true that I got a mini version of the small lantern.
Next, she guessed another one.
The riddle is that ten people failed the exam seven times, and they made an idiom. After she thought, wasn’t this a blessing in three lives?
After the answer to the riddle was reported, I got another prize, a big knife made of paper.
Well, my sister also has children at home, so it’s worth it.
It seems that I am a good at guessing riddles!
Xu Jiaojiao was overjoyed, and Liao Qing smiled and said, "I think these riddles are for children to guess."
Xu Jiaojiao glanced at the lanterns without looking back.
"What's wrong with the child? I'll help the child in my belly guess. Can't it? Hey, this is simple, no, it's so hard to guess. Let's give it a try."
What she saw was an animal mystery.
Mystery: There is a poison clip in front and a tail behind, and the whole body has twenty-four sections. The Chinese medicine shop needs it.
She had actually thought of an answer, but she naturally refused to admit defeat and had to go forward to get the lantern after saying that.
However, there was a young man dressed in luxurious clothes next to him and took the lantern.
"I'm sorry, this lantern belongs to me." The man said.
Xu Jiaojiao was a little dissatisfied. This person was suspected of stealing her lantern, but she didn't want to make a big fuss and let her get angry.
But she was still a little interested in listening to the answer to the riddle, so she took a few steps to see the man hand over the handover with the boss.
"Boss, the answer to this riddle is a centipede, right?" the man said proudly.
The boss looked at it, but said, "Young Master, your answer is wrong!"
The man was surprised and almost choked, "It's so simple, why isn't it right?"
Boss: "Young Master may not see many centipedes, because there are not necessarily many sections of a centipede, there are more or less."
Of course, men rarely see centipedes. When they hear this, they are angry and throw down the lantern.
Xu Jiaojiao was happy and stepped forward and said, "Boss, I'll guess! Is it a scorpion?"
The boss smiled and said, "Madam, it's the scorpion!"
Before the man walked away, he said dissatisfied with the words, "Boss, are you saying this right? Scorpion must be on the twenty-fourth festival?"
The boss said: "Of course, one leg of the scorpion is the twenty-fourth section. All scorpions are, never exception."
The man looked dissatisfied, but his knowledge was limited and he could not refute it, so he could only leave angrily.
The boss originally wanted to give Xu Jiaojiao a banner, but seeing that she already had it, she took a tumbler.
This boss is quite good!
Xu Jiaojiao was very happy. She took the tumbler and asked casually, "Boss, are scorpions really twenty-four festivals?"
The boss said, "Well, I copied this from the book, and I don't know much about it."
Then you say it as if it is true!
Xu Jiaojiao: "Haha, then it seems that I have to thank my boss for his care."
The boss looked at the man who had already walked away and said, "This is nothing. That young man is so unkind that he actually robbed your lantern by Madam. Then I definitely can't give him the prize!"
"ah?"
Xu Jiaojiao was a little surprised, "What if he answered correctly? What if he answered like a scorpion?"
Boss: "Then I'll say that the scorpion is not the twenty-fourth quarter, and the centipede is the twenty-fourth quarter. Anyway, he doesn't know, hehe!"
Xu Jiaojiao: “…hehe!”
Oh, this is really,
This boss is worthy of being a businessman and is also a bit flexible.
Chapter completed!