Chapter 1477 Must not be passed out as a joke?
"If it's a poor family, just paste the portrait of the Kitchen God, and it's the same. We don't need this little money, just use the statue of the gods. It's more comfortable for the Kitchen God to live in. If he feels comfortable, he will take care of our family even more.
, hoho!"
While fiddling with him, Master Ji explained to Xu Jiaojiao that he was still very happy to talk about his knowledge. After all, there were not many such opportunities in front of Xu Jiaojiao.
Xu Jiaojiao is undoubtedly a good student, and she thought it made sense. She nodded in full and looked at some things that the guys moved in.
"Is there anything special about these things?"
Master Ji looked at it and said, "Of course there are some things to pay attention to, these are all offerings. Look at the sugar cake, it symbolizes the sweetness of life. The rice cake, it symbolizes the height of every year. That is water chestnut, and it also has a name called
Horse hooves symbolize wealth!
There is also sugarcane, which symbolizes the rising life. This spinach, with its roots, is red, symbolizing the prosperous life. There is also this garlic sprout, which symbolizes how to make a living with calculating!
These six things are necessary. As for others, such as glutinous rice, fried dough sticks, oranges, etc., you can add them at will. It is best to make up ten things, which means perfection!
There is also this paper ingot, golden! Gods also need to spend money. Golden ingots are the most valuable. I believe the two old people will also like it very much, hoho!"
Xu Jiaojiao heard it and became interested, and then she found something.
"What about this wine? Does the Kitchen God also drink?"
"Of course the Kitchen God wants to drink!" Master Ji said with confidence, "I am a god, I have blessed your family for a year. Isn't it okay to drink some wine?"
Well, should she say that it should?
"Of course, drinking requires time. Today is twenty-three, you can drink it, but tomorrow it will not be twenty-four, and you cannot offer wine." Master Ji continued.
"Why is this?" Xu Jiaojiao was surprised and glanced at the niche. Does Grandma the Kitchen God have any regulations?
Master Ji said, "Because the 24th day of the twelfth lunar month is the day when the Kitchen God returns to the Heavenly Court to report! If he has a mouth full of wine as soon as he opens his mouth, aren't he afraid that God will blame him?"
oh?
Xu Jiaojiao almost laughed out loud. Isn’t this a traditional form? Why are you taking it seriously?
"Hehe! Anyway, the older generations say that. Is it true? We have never seen it before."
Mr. Ji may also think that this matter is lacking in verification, and his face is also smiling, and said, "In fact, so many things are worshipped, I hope the Kitchen God can help you say something good. As long as God is happy, everything goes smoothly, people's lives
Wouldn't it be better?"
Well, that's the reason.
But Xu Jiaojiao wanted to say, can this work?
In her impression, God always closed his eyes because people often shouted, "God, you open your eyes!"
"Hey, why don't you clean this sugarcane?" Xu Jiaojiao said, and was about to go up and pull it.
This sugar cane has all the head and tail, and the tail tips are still there.
Who sells this? Why is it so unspecified?
Master Ji quickly stopped him, "Hey, Princess, this cannot be moved. This tip must be complete, because it is used by the Kitchen God as a horse whip to drive the horse! If this is gone, how can the Kitchen God be able to report to God?"
Well,
"Is the Kitchen God a god? Is he not even a horse whip?"
This god is too poor!
Also, if you go to heaven, can you run up on a horse? Xu Jiaojiao expressed serious doubts.
Master Ji said: "It's not just a horse whip, but a horse must also provide it. Just such a rule. He changes one horse a year and cuts one horse whip a year."
Well, the old man is working very hard.
But if you break the horse's whip, it won't be able to run far in a day?
It seems that God lives very close to you?
If you don’t pull it, don’t pull it. Xu Jiaojiao doesn’t care about a horse whip. If necessary, she can also provide a spare one for the old man to make it easier for the old man to rush on the road.
"Are you ready? When will you worship?" Xu Jiaojiao looked at the table full of the table, and the incense and candle were inserted.
Master Ji looked at the sky and said, "It's best to do it at night, but it's still evening now, and it's almost done. If the county mainly wants to do it, it can worship now."
"Then let's do it now!"
Even if Master Ji said it mysteriously, in the eyes of Xu Jiaojiao, a materialist, this matter is just a trivial matter, and it will be finished soon.
"Okay, the princess is waiting for a moment."
Master Ji ordered someone to get things and tidy up the cushion to facilitate Xu Jiaojiao to kneel down and worship.
After a while, the servant came in with a rooster in his arms.
Still alive, the kind of clucking.
Master Ji took it and handed it to Xu Jiaojiao, and then asked everyone to go out.
Xu Jiaojiao held the rooster and was puzzled.
"Master Ji, why are you giving me a rooster?"
This rooster is quite beautiful, except for the head, and is all white.
"Hey, Princess, this cannot be called a rooster, it is the horse of the Kitchen God! Look at it is white, it is called a white horse!" Master Ji said hurriedly.
"Is this a horse?"
Xu Jiaojiao was surprised again. Is there such a small horse?
Oh no, is there such a horse?
She looked at the chicken in her arms, then at the statue of the god on the niche. It seemed that it was not a mini version?
These two gods are so small?
A plate of bean sprouts flowed out from Xu Jiaojiao's eyes, all of which were question marks.
"this……"
Master Ji was also a little embarrassed, "We have never seen the Kitchen God. Who knows why he rode such a horse? Yes, maybe it's a personal hobby? Let's not worry about it."
Well, the world of gods and man is really not understandable by mortals.
Master Ji handed her another piece of paper, yellow paper.
It reads:
"The Kitchen God's Secret Writings. The Holy Spirit and the Great Eternal All Benefits, and the Divine Power and the Great People's Become a Great Grace..." (The 282 words are omitted here)
This is something I will read later.
Master Ji asked her to get familiar with her first, and then she divided the offerings from front of the shrine, lit two divine candles, and burned three pillars of incense.
After a while, the room was filled with smoke.
Master Ji signaled that he could start reciting the memorial scriptures.
Xu Jiaojiao then knelt in front of the shrine and recited:
"The Kitchen God is here, the Kitchen God is here, the little girl prepares a gift today, and I would like to eat and drink! You will probably be very busy these two days, and the little girl doesn't ask for anything else, but I just want to go all the way to the family.
It is enough for the peace of the young and old to be safe!"
"Why……"
Master Ji opened his mouth and walked to the door and looked around.
Then shake his head.
Fortunately, he was foresighted and drove everyone away.
What words do you mean?
If others hear it, they will not be spread as a joke?
I didn't read the ready-made memorials and wrote them in vain.
Chapter completed!