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Chapter 1614 Shameless formulas(1/2)

"Why are you all looking at me with such big eyes and small eyes? Did I say something wrong somewhere?" Li Zhi touched his nose and asked.

Shaking their heads, everyone present shook their heads at the same time. The problem is, there doesn't seem to be anything right, right?

"That fool, what did you just say? Can you repeat it?" Concubine Cui Yan blinked and asked.

Li Zhi put away the smile on his face and said seriously: "I said, I want everyone in this land to remember me, worship me, and believe in me!"

"..."

Isn't it a bit too arrogant?

Concubine Cui Yan rolled her eyes twice and whispered: "You seemed to have said just now that you wanted everything to remember some formula, right? What formula is it?"

She just wanted to know what kind of 'mantra' the fool wanted people to remember!

"Believer xxx, I will believe in the boss from now on, and hope to be guided by the boss!"

Li Zhi recited the very idiotic 'mantra' and was already prepared to be laughed at by these girls.

Everyone was holding it in, but no one dared to laugh, not even Concubine Cui Yan!

Li Zhi rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "If you hold it back any longer, if you want to laugh... just laugh!"

It’s not like Li Zhi came up with this ‘idiot’ formula. What can he do?

"Ha ha!"

"Giggle!"

Li Zhi stared at the group of women and said angrily: "Is it so funny?"

"have!"

In unison, almost no one left behind, and echoed loudly at the same time.

"..."

Li Zhi rolled his eyes, a little helpless. That bastard Zu Longjing didn't know how he came up with such a 'secondary' introduction formula.

In the eyes of normal people, this is not a "reception formula", it is simply a disease of the hornet.

"Okay, who is laughing? Next, I will ask her to laugh until dawn from now on!" Li Zhi snorted.

He stopped laughing and the conference room became quiet again.

"Aren't you laughing?" Li Zhi glared at everyone

"Stop laughing!"

Everyone shook their heads and looked at Li Zhi's livid face. Who dared to laugh anymore? Isn't the birthday man eating arsenic looking for death?

Li Zhi nodded and said: "Since you don't laugh anymore, let's continue talking!"

After a pause, he said with a serious face: "I want everyone to remember me, remember that I have been to this land, that I have appeared in their world, that I have been here, and that I have existed."

"Is it important?" Yao Zhiruo asked in surprise. What she said was that Li Zhi had been here, why did he have to let people in this world know?

There are countless creatures in this world and on this land. How many people are remembered and know that they have appeared and been here before?

"Yes, it is very important!" Li Zhi nodded affirmatively, leaned on the chair, and said calmly: "This world is very big, and there are many creatures on this land. I have been here, and I hope someone will remember it, whether it is

It’s still thousands of years in the past!”

Concubine Cui Yan muttered in a low voice: "You want to leave your name in history!"

"Yes, I just want to leave my name in history!" Li Zhi smiled. That's right. Too many people come and go. No one knows or remembers them. It's like they came and left.

It's like it doesn't really matter.

"I don't want to live a mediocre life. I've been here, who knows? If I leave, who will remember?"

Li Zhi shook his head and said: "No one remembers, no one knows that I am coming, and no one knows that I am leaving. Needless to say, a hundred or a thousand years later, even now, there will be no trace of me in this world, so I am very unwilling!

"

Are you very unwilling?

When they heard Li Zhi say these words, many people had confusion in their eyes. It wasn't just Li Zhi, but they were all the same. When they came and they left, how many living beings would remember them?

They came and they left?

But if you are not willing to give in, what can you do?

How many people have come from ancient times who are famous in history?

Very rare, so rare!

"The geese leave their voices, and the people leave their names, but how many people can really do it!" Yao Zhiruo smiled bitterly, and she didn't know whether she said this to Li Zhi or everyone sitting here.

"Not many!" Li Zhi nodded, not objecting to Yao Zhiruo's words, and said calmly: "So, I want to be one of those few!"

"It's very difficult!" Concubine Cui Yan said softly, no longer playing around.

This is almost what many people think. It is easy to gain fame in a moment, difficult to gain fame in a lifetime, and even more difficult to gain fame after thousands of years!

"It is indeed very difficult!" Li Zhi nodded, paused, and continued to say indifferently: "You have to do it even if you suffer hardships!"

Concubine Cui Yan blinked and asked: "What does your 'mantra' have to do with it? Do you just want to rely on these... few mantras to leave your name in history and let everyone remember you?"

Concubine Cui Yan dared Miss Cui to ask so directly, but no one else had the guts to confront Young Master Li.

Li Zhi looked at her and said: "It is impossible to do it just by relying on a few 'mantras', but with these few mantras, it is possible to do it!"

"..."

It's a tongue twister, who can understand it, whether it can be done or not.

Li Zhi’s trump card is the ‘neural network’, which is both an invisible and tangible network!

As long as he can break through into the 'neural network', he will undoubtedly be a 'believer' of Li Zhi, and he can do it so that everyone will remember him, know that he is coming, and know that he is leaving, even if it is thousands of people

Years later!

"Boss, this formula of yours seems very... very different. How about we brainstorm and help you change it." Baiyao'er timidly suggested in a low voice.

Regardless of whether it was useful or not, she felt that Li Zhi's so-called 'mantra' was not very good, and she was not the only one who felt that way. Among the people here, I am afraid that nine out of ten people would have this idea.

"Earth" is just one aspect, the more reason is that this "mantra" is idiotic!

Li Zhi rolled his eyes. Didn't he know that this formula was stupid? He asked in his mind: "Can the 'receiving formula' of the Zulong Sutra be changed?"

"Ding: Yes, as long as you make sure there are no more than eight characters and no more than seventy-four characters!"

emmmm, is this okay?

If this works, then why didn't you tell yourself earlier? Otherwise, they wouldn't have asked them to change it. Li Zhi himself smoothed out the second formula first.

"Okay, let's change it!" Li Zhi nodded and agreed.

Several women began to discuss what kind of formula should be changed into. First of all, it should be catchy and easy to remember. It is best that after hearing it once, it can be remembered and remembered at any time.

Eight characters?

“Believe in the boss and get eternal life!”

Li Zhi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It has to be at least eight characters. Are these eight characters for you?"

Concubine Cui Yan stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Believe in Boss Li, I got what I wanted, okay!"

It's easy to remember, but no matter how you listen to it, it sounds like the 'White Lotus Master' and the person selling 'Dog Skin Plaster Dali Pills'!

Shi Sha said with a smile: "If not, let's change it to 'Li Zhi is handsome, the boss is handsome'."

Not to mention simple and elegant, the most important thing is that it is shameless!

Ten words, catchy and unforgettable, absolutely classic.

"Okay, that's it!" Li Zhi nodded happily and said.

"..."

shameless!

I don’t know why, but these three words came to everyone’s mind at the same time. This person is definitely not ordinary thick-skinned!

Li Zhi didn't care. What's wrong with being thick-skinned? I'll ask you what's wrong. Only thick-skinned people can eat well!

"From now on, 'Li Zhi is handsome, the boss is handsome' will be the main slogan of our 'Lord God City'. Everyone, including you, must recite it loudly at least ten times a day. No, ten times is a bit too little. Recite it once a day.

A hundred times!" Li Zhi said with a satisfied smile.

Recite a hundred times a day?

Speechless, everyone feels speechless, this is the rhythm that makes everyone become an 'idiot'!

Li Zhi doesn't care if they are idiots or not, as long as they can become his believers, provide themselves with the power of faith, and then enter the "neural network" and get benefits from it, then who else thinks this "password"

idiot?

"Come on, let's start with you, each of you should recite it ten times!" Li Zhi said.

A group of people in the room looked at Li Zhi with wide eyes. Starting from them, now? One person recited it ten times?

Is this a joke?
To be continued...
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