Chapter 105 Want to write a love essay
In Fan's study room, He Yunxiao chattered on about writing experience, while Fan Ziruo secretly enjoyed the feeling of his small hands being wrapped by big ones.
While she felt that this was not good, she was reluctant to let He Yunxiao let go.
There is a fierce battle in my mind.
Mr. Yuhe and Xiao Ziruo: Fan Ziruo, Fan Ziruo, you are He Yunxiao’s teacher, how can you be so shameless? Are you close to your disciples?
Don't think too much about Xiao Ziruo: What kind of teacher is this? He Yunxiao teaches you both writing and martial arts. He is the teacher.
Yu: Regardless of whether he is the teacher or I am the teacher, in short, one of us is the teacher and the other is the disciple. In this case, there is a need to observe etiquette between the teacher and the disciple.
No: What etiquette should be observed?
Yu: Naturally, it is a courtesy of human relations. Teachers are respected, how can they be treated lightly?
No: You are thinking too much. He Yunxiao was just excited and didn't notice to hold his hand. I just listened to him carefully and forgot about the hand.
Yu: You haven’t forgotten, you did it on purpose.
No: Don’t think too much, I really forgot.
Yu: Now that you remember it, tell him to let go.
No: What do you remember?
Yu: My hand is being held.
Don’t think too much about Xiao Ziruo’s slap to the face of Mr. Yuhe and Xiao Ziruo.
He said angrily: Don’t think too much about it! He Yunxiao said that he likes love stories. I want to hold hands and experience it in advance to gain some writing experience. What’s wrong? What’s wrong! What’s wrong!
…
He Yunxiao was shocked when he saw Fan Ziruo's expression of hatred.
Oops! I was so excited just now that I touched her hand again! This is such a bad habit! She must be resenting me...
[Fan Ziruo’s favorability is 75]
He Yunxiao quickly took a look at his favorability score, but luckily it didn't drop.
Although it is a good thing that Fan Ziruo's favorability has not dropped, her favorability has been stuck at 75 several times. What is going on?
It was also the first time for He Yunxiao to encounter such a thing, and he was a little confused for a while.
Fan Ziruo watched He Yunxiao let go of his hand, and felt inexplicably empty. He forced himself to resist the strange urge to grab the big hand back, so Fan Ziruo had no choice but to return the topic to the novel.
"Sir, can Zi Ruo also write love stories?"
He Yunxiao just wanted to say: You can't write, you don't even go out often, how do you write a dating plot, how do you write a love story? How do you write, ahem, the best welfare plot?
But soon, he changed his mind. It seems that many well-known romance writers have never been in love. Just talking about online writers, who doesn't stay at home for a long time like Fan Ziruo?
?
Soon, He Yunxiao realized it.
Real love stories can only be written by writers who have never been in love, held hands with a girl, or talked to a girl!
If you want to ask why, it’s because there are too many three-dimensional girls compared to two-dimensional girls.
How can a three-dimensional woman compare with the author's carefully designed characters based on fantasy, and the carefully drawn illustrations by the artist?
He Yunxiao looked at Fan Ziruo in front of him, at this extremely beautiful girl, and thought long live time travel! The Paper Man Wife, a heroine who only appears in novels, is now warm and warm because she has time traveled by herself.
The fleshy figure was sitting in front of him, more real than real.
He Yunxiao looked at Fan Ziruo and smiled: "Of course Ziruo can write love stories. Not only that, he can also write love stories with martial arts themes."
Fan Ziruo was a little confused and asked: "What is a romance novel with a martial arts theme?"
He Yunxiao said: "If a man and a woman are in a mutual love relationship, and their goal is to become the leader of the martial arts alliance, what would Zi Ruo write?"
Fan Ziruo pondered for a moment and said, "I can write that they are husband and wife."
He Yunxiao nodded: "Yes, what next."
"Then they turned against each other in order to compete for the position of leader of the martial arts alliance."
He Yunxiao:???
"The man secretly practiced demonic skills behind his wife's back. He even secretly fell in love with a slutty demonic girl."
He Yunxiao:???
"He actually dared to use a sneak attack to defeat his wife in a martial arts tournament!"
He Yunxiao:???
"Fortunately, my wife was magnanimous and forgave him."
He Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, Fan Ziruo gritted his teeth and said: "But my wife didn't expect that the man actually abandoned her in the end and followed the girl from the Demon Sect!"
When He Yunxiao heard this, he quickly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Fan Ziruo continued to grit his teeth and said: "In the end, the woman practiced martial arts and pierced the heart of this heartless man with ten thousand swords!"
He Yunxiao trembled with fright. This is already the third time! This is the third time Fan Ziruo has written a plot in which the heroine hacks the hero to death!
He Yunxiao asked cautiously: "Zi Ruo, why do you always write the male protagonist to death?"
Fan Ziruo said matter-of-factly: "He originally promised to be devoted to someone else, but now he falls in love with another woman, betrays his promise, and abandons his family and children. Shouldn't he die?"
He Yunxiao nodded repeatedly: "Indeed, indeed."
Fan Ziruo looked at He Yunxiao, who kept agreeing with her, and felt a little happier, so he said: "If those men were half like Mr. He, they wouldn't end up like this."
Like me? They just like two of them, and I...
He Yunxiao awkwardly dug out the three bedrooms and one living room with his toes.
He suddenly thought, I have to conquer her and make her like me, but if she thinks so, wouldn't she be Chu Xiaoxiao No. 2? If I don't give up the other heroines, won't I eventually be unable to escape the fate of being stabbed?
He Yunxiao asked tentatively: "Zi Ruo, there are quite a few men in Qi who have three wives and four concubines."
Fan Zi said weakly: "It's different."
"Why is it different?"
"Those who have three wives and four concubines have never told anyone that they must be single-minded."
He Yunxiao understood that it was not that Fan Ziruo couldn't accept having little sisters, but that like Nanzhu, she couldn't accept deception and betrayal.
While He Yunxiao was secretly glad that he had not deceived her, he warned himself again and again in his heart: Never make any promises to girl Zi Ruo!
He Yunxiao did not dare to go into detail with Fan Ziruo about who was single-minded. He could only ensure that his mind was broad enough to allow for more possibilities.
He Yunxiao changed the topic back to novels.
"Zi Ruo, there's nothing wrong with your plot. But this way, it's not the martial arts-themed love story you want to write. Love stories are mainly about the male and female protagonists falling in love, and there shouldn't be so much fighting and killing."
"I'll change your plot again."
"The hero and heroine are still husband and wife, but they are newlyweds. They are going to attend a martial arts competition. On the way, they will discuss each other's favorite food while ordering food at the hotel. They will ride on one horse while riding on the road.
Walk slowly... and then... do some of the things they love to do from time to time."
When Fan Ziruo heard this, he was a little curious, blinked and asked, "What are the things they love to do?"
He Yunxiao found himself in an embarrassing situation for an unknown number of times today.
I miscalculated. In ancient times, there was little information, and the eldest daughter-in-law might have never heard of such a thing. The general process is that before getting married, the mother will teach you how to do it.
Looking at Fan Ziruo's pure, beautiful and curious face, he was too embarrassed to drive directly and just said vaguely: "It's a matter between men and women."
Fan Ziruo's face was slightly red, he pursed his lips, and pointed at his small mouth with his slender fingers.
"so?"
Is this the limit of imagination...
He Yunxiao nodded and said: "Yeah, almost."
"oh."
Fan Ziruo agreed and lowered his head in embarrassment.
Chapter completed!