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Chapter 2 What's more outrageous?(1/2)

What Lu Yun didn't expect was that his reply actually had a certain effect.

This purely nonsense post seemed to start to be pushed due to repeated interactions. The number of likes slowly increased, but there were so many people who came to ridicule it.

However, Lu Yun did not take these messages specifically to mock him seriously.

His targets are those who argue hard based on reason.

Soon, Lu Yun found a relevant one.

Scholar of the Song Dynasty: Not to mention whether your plan will come true, in theory, people from the future will not exist if they travel back in time. Even if someone does travel back in time one day, they will not be so bold as to post it online, let alone your anonymity.

What the heck? Are you afraid that people will see where you belong? Ridiculous.

Anonymous user: "I came from the future, and of course I will bear risks when I come back. I remind you that things in the future are actually mocking me. I wonder who the ridiculous person is."

Sure enough, under Lu Yun's stimulation, this guy immediately sent a long list of replies.

Bachelor of the Song Dynasty: Can you take a good look at what you wrote? Qin Shihuang cultivated immortality, the bride price disappeared... and what else was discovered about the wreckage of Atlantis... Aren't these all your imagination? There are also urban legends in it, this kind of thing

Can things be used to predict the future? You don’t even know what predicting the future is. Even if you pretend, you should pretend to be professional and mysterious. The reason why others can predict the future successfully is because of survivorship bias. It’s better for you.

This is daydreaming! This respondent is obviously a delusional patient, identification completed!

Lu Yun ignored him for the first time. He was waiting for the matter to unfold calmly and tactfully.

Thanks to the push of big data, Lu Yun's nonsense prediction post quickly gained a lot of attention. However, his own likes were not as many as those of the "Bachelor of the Song Dynasty" who trolled him.

At the same time, the ridicule towards Lu Yun became more and more cunning and mean.

"What bullshit do you think about the future? You predicted loneliness. This is obviously impossible and cannot even attract people's interest."

"The master of daydreaming belongs to Yes."

"Why ban bride price? I only spent 66.6k to marry my wife, and it's not like I didn't have a dowry. My wife got three quilts as a dowry. The quality of these three quilts was so good. On the wedding night, I hid inside and cried outside.

Can't hear it at all."

"Isn't the fact that Wang Mang is a time traveler just a marketing account? The respondent is really crazy, right?"

"..."

Seeing that the popularity is getting higher and higher, Lu Yun seems to see hope. Although it has not reached 0.78% even now, fortunately it is getting closer.

If you continue to discuss it, get some heat, maybe there will be a chance.

He also sent a message as a reply to everyone.

Anonymous user: "Everything I say is true. You can choose not to believe it, but please don't hurt me. Don't think you are very smart. In the face of the real changes of the times, all your knowledge will be shattered."

It seems that many people are staring at this post. As soon as Lu Yun’s message was posted, many people responded.

However, Lu Yun looked at the netizens who were making noises, and a weak smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

This state of relief before death can be said to be very transcendent.

I'm afraid if any of the eminent monks in history were to sit in front of Lu Yun now, they would have to admire this arrogant attitude.

Indeed, Lu Yun has almost forgotten what being angry is. Apart from complaining about the system as usual every day, he is almost the kind of person mentioned in Buddhist classics who has no desires and no demands.

Misty as a fairy.

The confused look on his face that was weak and unable to raise his eyelids, and the vague smile, combined together, it looked more like this.

Lu Yun doesn't blame these people who don't believe in him at all, not to mention that he doesn't even believe it when he made it up.

However, Lu Yun did not stop fabricating.

Survival is an instinct, and you have to persevere no matter what.

After he left a message that had the effect of ridiculing the crowd, he added several more strange prophecies.

At this time, Lu Yun had completely let himself go.

On November 11, 2023, the national football team won the championship.

On November 13, 2023, the average life span of people in the Dragon Kingdom will be extended by 20%.

On November 23, 2023, a vampire mummy was discovered in Eagle Country.

On December 15, 2023, a UFO descended on Yanjing, causing panic.

On December 30, 2023, Dragon Kingdom developed controllable nuclear fusion.

January 1, 2024…

At this point, Lu Yun felt that he had to do the most outrageous thing at the end.

However, even the national football team has won the championship, what could be more outrageous?

After thinking for a moment, Lu Yun came up with the last prophecy to conclude.

January 1, 2024…

Resurrection of spirit.

This time, it aroused the interest of the people even more.

Master Morale: The Demonic Man appears!

At the beginning of antiquity: Come and watch the demons and people!

Yuanshen Wangqing: He doesn’t really think that he has traveled through time, right?

Director Liu of Zhonghai Psychiatric Hospital: I’m sorry, everyone.

Feng Qingyundan: Director Liu, please!

Looking at these, Lu Yun twitched the corners of his mouth.

He crossed his fingers and stretched his arms.

Since this kind of "interaction" can increase popularity, the next course of action is much simpler.

"The laning begins!"





time flies.

July 19th.

The relevant tourism departments in Chang'an issued a notice "In order to maintain the tourist facilities in Lishan Scenic Area, the Lishan Scenic Area has been closed recently."

The notice stated that the Lishan Scenic Area and the nearby Terracotta Warriors and Horses Museum will be closed today, and the reopening time is to be determined.

This is just a small document that is inconspicuous to the public.

After all, tourism is not a rigid necessity, and maintaining tourist facilities is also a good thing for the people.

However, under the announcement on Weibo, there were several messages.

"Maintaining the scenic spot? I watched a video two days ago. Someone predicted that the evidence of Qin Shihuang's cultivation of immortality would be exposed on August 1. I couldn't help but laugh."

"Haha, I saw this too, but I saw it on Facebook..."

"That kid must live near Lishan. When he saw the construction started, he thought it was the excavation of Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum. Now it's confirmed, he has nothing to say, right?"

However, this did not cause any unnecessary waves.

It just made the situation of Lu Yun's prediction even more embarrassing.





July 21, 2023.

Linhai First Hospital.

Oncology.

The doctor placed Lu Yun's CT scan on the table. Looking at the frail Lu Yun, he sighed and took off his glasses.

"Xiao Lu..."

"you……"

"Why."

He sighed again and said:

"I originally said this to my relatives first."

Lu Yun smiled and said, "It's okay, Doctor Chen. I know everything in my heart."

"If you have anything to say, please speak frankly."

Doctor Chen nodded and said seriously:

"In this current state, even if surgery is required, it is no longer possible."

"And based on the size of this tumor, you shouldn't be sitting here."
To be continued...
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