228, All Saints Killing Gods! Big Sister Takes Off!(3/4)
Cat: "Don't think about it. Only Shen Lang can contact Little Spider. Now, we can't talk to Little Spider directly. We can't even communicate spiritually."
Rabbit: "It seems that the master will not allow us to play with things to lose our minds..."
The fish and the cat sighed together:
"well……"
Xiaogu:【I have a good idea.】
Fish, Cat, Rabbit: "What can I do?"
Xiao Gu’s tone was serious: [Work hard and live until, hundreds of years later, there may be computers and Internet cafes in Eastern China. 】
"..."
The fish, cat, and rabbit were all speechless.
Yu sighed: "We have all grown up by then, and Shen Lang is also old. How can we not have time to play games!"
The cat nodded: "Yes, at that time we all have to earn money to support our families and support Shen Lang in his old age! Speaking of which, besides hunting, how else can we support our families? Should we rob the rich and give to the poor?"
Fish: "Don't even think about it. Shen Lang will definitely not allow us to rob casually."
Rabbit: "How about doing a live broadcast? We don't need to make up when we play cat-eared girls, mermaids, or bunny-eared lolita. Xiaogu can also play iceberg beauty..."
The cat's eyes lit up: "That's a good idea."
Xiao Gu’s tone was hesitant: [What if someone discovers something is wrong and arrests us for research?]
The cat laughed: "We are all great supernatural powers at that time, who can catch us for research?"
Fish also agreed: "Yes, no one can catch us. Besides, even if someone feels something is wrong, we can also deduce that it is because of the beauty, special effects, etc."
Xiaogu: [I always feel that something is wrong somewhere. Isn’t it too lucrative for a person with great supernatural powers to do live broadcasts and support his family? 】
"..."
The cat and fish were silent for a while, then they also came back to their senses and stared directly at the little rabbit who first made this suggestion.
Little Rabbit said timidly:
"That person was just making a suggestion, not really going to implement it...Besides, the cat also said it was a good idea."
Xiaoyu and Xiaogu stared at the cat again.
The cat changed the subject as if nothing had happened:
"What, I suddenly remembered a very simple way to make money, which is to collect protection...no, security tax. We come forward and are responsible for providing security protection for a certain country, and that country pays us security tax. Isn't this a lie?
Can you make money while doing it?”
The fish asked: "But why should people accept our protection?"
The cat chuckled lightly, licked its little paws, and showed a fierce look in its eyes:
"Dare you refuse to accept our protection! Do you think our great supernatural powers are just decorations? Whoever dares not to pay the safety tax, we will make sure that the word safety is no longer in their dictionary!"
Xiaoyu was puzzled:
"Then what's the difference between this and robbery?"
The cat spoke plausibly:
"Of course there is a difference! Robbery is illegal, but what we do is not illegal."
The little rabbit looked blank:
"Why wouldn't it be illegal?"
The cat laughed:
"Because the law is the embodiment of the ruler's will. If we can overrule everything, then we should rule everything, and it is us who have the final say in the law. Whether something is illegal or not, isn't it all our decision?
"
"..."
Xiaoyu was speechless and complained:
"Then according to what you say, it would be overkill to only ask for a security tax from one country. We should collect a security tax from the entire planet. Not only the security tax, but also the head tax, the transaction tax... There are all kinds of taxes, and we all have them.
You can collect as much as you like!"
The cat stood in awe:
"I thought my appetite was big enough, but I didn't expect your appetite to be even more unfathomable than mine! But your idea is so great. From now on we... Ouch, who's going to pull my ears?"
Looking sideways, he saw Shen Lang holding its ears with two fingers and looking at it kindly, smiling like an old father.
The kitten meowed twice quickly, jumped up and plucked Shen Lang's ears, stretched out its little tongue and licked his face, then rubbed his cheek affectionately with its pink nose, and said softly:
"Shen Lang, don't get me wrong. I'm just joking and won't really collect protection money..."
Shen Lang snorted softly:
"I hope so."
The little cat quickly changed the topic:
"Shen Lang, do you think my transformed human form is cuter, or do you think the transformed human form of Xiaoyu, Xiaoya and Xiaogu is cuter?"
Seeing the goblins looking at him eagerly, Shen Lang could only laugh:
"They are both lovely little girls! They are equally good and equal."
Too perfunctory!
The little fairies all murmured in their hearts, and at the same time they all thought that they were the cutest one - including the little spider who was still stranded in the sea of consciousness.
It even deliberately transformed into a half-human, half-spider shape, opening its mouth to the base of its ears and showing off its jagged fangs:
Look at my white, neat and extremely sharp teeth. It’s easy to chew steel and broken iron. Even if I am the body of the Star Abyss Demon God, I can bite a bloody hole in one bite! What lovely teeth! In the Star Abyss, this is
A symbol of strength and beauty!
Well, the little spider's aesthetics are a little crooked, and Shen Lang feels that it is necessary to correct it in the future.
Ding……
Suddenly, from the top of the iceberg, there was a long and clear sound, like a jade chime.
Shen Lang and the goblins looked up and saw that the eldest sister had opened her eyes, revealing a pair of snow-white eyes, with her right hand stretched out, holding the round and flawless crystal ball in her palm.
"If I go, it will turn into a white eye?"
When Shen Lang was slightly startled, the senior sister's long eyelashes trembled and she blinked. The snow-white color in her eyes faded away and returned to the clear black color.
She was suspended in the air, her eyebrows were curved, she smiled brightly at Shen Lang, and flicked the hockey puck.
Ding……
Another clear chime like a jade chime sounded, and clusters of snowflakes appeared out of thin air around Shen Lang and the little demons, surrounding them and dancing gracefully, leading them to float in the air and float towards the senior sister.
"Congratulations to Senior Sister for refining the artifact and controlling ice and snow."
Shen Lang cupped his hands and smiled.
"This artifact is called 'Heart of Ice and Snow'."
The senior sister held the ice hockey ball in her hand and smiled sweetly:
"Thank you, Junior Brother Shen, for your help this time. Otherwise, my soul would have been swallowed by the Ice and Snow Goddess, and my body would have been taken away. How would I have been able to obtain this blessing?"
Shen Lang smiled and said:
"You're welcome, Senior Sister. I promised Master Yan that I will protect you. I keep my word. This is my principle as a human being."
The senior sister restrained her smile and said solemnly:
"For Junior Brother Shen, this may be just a promise and a mission, but for me, it is a great favor comparable to reincarnation. I, Qin Qing, hereby promise that in the future, if Junior Brother Shen needs anything, just ask, no matter what
Whether I can do it or not, as long as you call me, junior brother, I will do my best for you."
In her opinion, without Shen Lang's full help, she would have been completely cold this time, and would have had her body carried by the Ice and Snow Goddess to live another life, let alone receive such a great blessing.
Based on Qin Qing's principles as a human being, it was natural for him to repay such kindness even if he risked his life.
As for why there is no mention of "promising oneself"...
Qin Qing used to read the storybooks recommended by his second junior sister, and felt strange when he saw the passage "There is no way to repay a great kindness, only to give oneself to him":
What kind of reward is a promise of your body?
Wouldn't it be beneficial to both parties to continue the bloodline?
Although the man has a child, you also have offspring yourself! The children will also call you mother!
Therefore, the so-called commitment of one's body is simply taking advantage.
In the storybook, those who would be "promised" by women are not ugly or sick.
Either he is a handsome and talented scholar, or he is a domineering, powerful and wealthy second generation, or he is a powerful and majestic hero.
Is this kind of person worried about finding a spouse?
To be continued...