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Chapter 74 The Residents of Harold Town

This time he did not fall asleep deeply. Just lying down and closing his eyes, Liu Yufeng felt the call of the door from the spiritual world.

I felt something in my heart. As long as I responded, I would enter the dream world. On the contrary, I would not enter even if I was asleep. This door seemed to have undergone some kind of change and no longer forced me to pull it in.

This was a good change, but Liu Yufeng wanted to enter the dream world, so he took the initiative to climb up the stairs in the spiritual world and pushed open the door.

The feeling of loneliness and walking in the dark remained the same as before. When the feeling of his body being as light as nothing came again, Liu Yufeng opened his eyes. As expected, he was in the small church of Harold Town.

To be clear, it's in the room behind the chapel.

Soon, Liu Yufeng heard the shouting of the old pastor Judson. Yes, he was shouting, and every word came into Liu Yufeng's ears very clearly.

"Peter, put the tongue in your belly back! Don't scare my future successor!"

"Vesco, if you dare to open your mouth and drool at the new pastor, as if you want to eat him, I will sew your mouth shut!"

"Shirley, stop crying and wake up. Your husband has been dead for more than a thousand years!"

"Dear Mrs. Michelle, please stop causing trouble. Can you retract your four extra hands and stop grabbing other people? Old Mark's hair has been pulled out by you!"

"Mrs. Laura, although you are a well-known widow in our town, can you please take care of your clothes? I guarantee that the new pastor will not be interested in your big and small breasts at all, so please

Put them back!"

"Bang bang bang!!!"

There was a sound of hitting the podium with a teaching ruler.

"I'm telling you, cheer up and give me a warm welcome to the new pastor later. If anyone scares away this successor, I will put you in a dungeon and lock you up for a hundred years!!!"

After the old priest's words, a burst of boos sounded, which sounded extremely eerie, like the howls of demons. Combined with the content of the old priest's previous words, Liu Yufeng was a little autistic.

Am I being abrupt again?

This town seems, like, no, it's him, it's very abnormal, okay!

I want to be their pastor? I'm crazy.

"Pap, tap, tap..."

Liu Yufeng stared closely at the door connecting the church because there were footsteps outside the door.

"Crunch~"

The door was pushed open, and Liu Yufeng saw the extremely friendly smile of the old pastor Judson. His smile was so bright that Liu Yufeng could not find his eyes from his wrinkled face.

"How long have you been here?" Old Judson asked with a smile.

"Just got here." Liu Yufeng replied after swallowing his saliva.

"Very well, come with me." Old Judson stretched out his trembling hand.

But Liu Yufeng didn't pick him up.

Seeing that Liu Yufeng was so dishonest, old Judson stopped pretending and walked quickly to Liu Yufeng, then grabbed Liu Yufeng's arm and walked out. How could he look like a centenarian in his lively appearance?

Old Judson's strange strength made it impossible for Liu Yufeng to resist. Soon Liu Yufeng was pulled to the middle of the church by Old Judson. Dozens of eyes looked over at him in an instant, scrutinizing the so-called new pastor. After all, this kind of new thing was happening in the church.

This is a rare occurrence in the small town of Harold.

Anyway, everyone on the left and right could not escape the disaster, so Liu Yufeng simply stood up straight, and then showed his innocent and kind smile to the strange town residents under the podium.

They were sizing each other up until Mrs. Lola, who was bloated in the audience, suddenly screamed:

"Oh my God! This is my husband, he is alive!"

Mrs. Laura's voice was extremely sinister and evil, and she stared at Liu Yufeng with a look like a resentful woman on her face, especially after she took out her big and small breasts that she had just stuffed into her clothes.

"No! Your husband is an ugly drunkard, and this is obviously my true love, Shirley! Look at him! He is like a handsome and kind little angel, exactly like my dead true love!"

The woman named Shirley stood up, wearing a dirty white dress. Her face was as ferocious as a midnight bell, and she roared viciously at Mrs. Lola in front of her. Mrs. Lola did not show any weakness, her eyes

Suddenly it was pitch black, and a faint black smoke emitted from his body. He turned around and started to fight with Shirley.

"Ping pong jingle!"

Seeing the two ladies fighting each other like two evil spirits, they hit each other from the ground to the ceiling, and then smashed down from the ceiling. The other residents actually stood up and cheered, and the whole church instantly went into chaos due to the scuffle between the two ladies.

Tuan, Liu Yufeng never expected this opening.

In the chaos, Liu Yufeng on the podium quickly put down the smile on his face, acting like a piece of wood with an expressionless face, and then quietly swallowed his saliva and whispered to the old pastor beside him:

"Don't you care?"

"Hahaha, the bell hasn't rung yet. Look how hard they are fighting. It's not like they want to hit me, so why bother?"

Seeing the expression of expectation on the old pastor's face that modern people only have when watching dramas, Liu Yufeng was speechless but did not say the words that came to his lips.

"You have brought disputes to the town!"

A man wearing a top hat suddenly stood up under the podium. When he spoke, his tongue suddenly popped out of his mouth, and the tip of his tongue was dangling on his belly. He pointed at Liu Yufeng on the podium and continued loudly:

"So, according to the rules of Harold Town, you need to marry these two ladies at the same time!"

Damn it! What are you talking about, you long-tongued monster?

The air suddenly became quiet, and the two ladies stopped fighting. At the same time, they turned to look at Liu Yufeng. They seemed to think that this proposal was very good. Mrs. Laura even gave Liu Yufeng a wink with her dark and evil eyes, almost giving him an electric shock.

Liu Yufeng was covered in cold sweat.

"Vesco agrees with Peter, he hasn't officiated a wedding in thousands of years! If you dare to refuse, I will eat you!!!"

The man named Vesco, naked to the waist, opened his four big mouths and said to Liu Yufeng on the stage.

Yes, there are four big mouths. In addition to the one on his face, he also has three big mouths growing crookedly on his belly, which looks extremely weird and intrusive.

"Quiet, don't scare the new guy." A lady gracefully pushed Visco down under the seat in the front row.

Thank God, I finally found a normal person!

Just when Liu Yufeng was feeling emotional, the elegant lady seemed to feel Visco's resistance, so she stretched out a pair of pale arms from behind and pushed Visco back forcefully.

After completing this matter, those hands began to grab around uncontrollably, and soon one of the hands climbed to the top of the head of a bald old man next to him, and kept twirling it around, just like twiddling a huge walnut.

Perhaps he accidentally twisted it too hard and opened the old man's head, but the old man very calmly reached out and covered it back without even moving his body during the whole process.

"Little brother, don't be afraid, we are all kind-hearted." A little girl sitting in the first row suddenly said to Liu Yufeng.

Looking at the little girl with freckles on her face, Liu Yufeng smiled slightly.

I believe your ghost!

Suddenly, a burst of bells rang, and the melodious and sacred music seemed to echo for endless years. The residents under the podium sat up straight at the sound of the bells. For a moment, they seemed to have become normal people.

Turning his gaze, Liu Yufeng saw the old pastor Judson standing straight under his robe, with a solemn expression and a hint of holiness, exuding divine majesty. He was completely different from before!

With a loud voice, he shouted to the residents below the podium:

“Today let us continue reading chapter 53:1 of the Baptism of the Soul.”
Chapter completed!
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