Looking through the house, Li Yong saw that Zhou Feixue had just taken a shower and was wearing the sexiest silk nightgown. She was sitting on the neat big bed, muttering to herself: "Brother Yong, why isn't he back yet? He obviously said in the afternoon.

I'm coming back now, it's almost late at night, why haven't you come back yet? Isn't it because I went to pick up girls again?"

"Men are so lustful. If they have a beautiful wife at home, they won't date her, but they will go out to flirt with women."

Hearing what Zhou Feixue said, Li Yong sent a message: "How can there be any flirting with women? The one I am looking for is my wife outside."

Zhou Feixue raised his head and looked around: "Brother Yong, where are you?"

"Am I still on the way?" Li Yong smiled and said, "I'll be home soon."

Zhou Feixue immediately got out of bed and started to get dressed: "I'll pick you up."

"No, just wait for me on the bed." Li Yong said with a smile.

"Okay!" Zhou Feixue climbed onto the bed again and complained: "Hurry up, I miss you so much."

Li Yong ignored it and looked towards Zhou Honghui.

I saw Zhou Honghui taking Mei Xiaoyan boating on the Blue Moon Lake, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said excitedly: "Did you see it? My sports car was damaged by Song Yajun, so my sister gave it to me

A check for 30 million. I originally bought that car for 20 million, and my sister directly gave me an extra 10 million."

"Your sister is really rich." Mei Xiaoyan looked envious.

"It's not my sister's money, it's my brother-in-law's money." Zhou Honghui said happily.

"Oh, let Song Yajun damage my car too. My car is worth 1.6 million. Do you think your brother-in-law will accompany me and give me 2 million?" Mei Xiaoyan asked.

Before Zhou Honghui could answer, a gust of wind blew by, blowing the check in Zhou Honghui's hand away. Zhou Honghui shouted like a dead father: "Hey, my check...my car..."

Seeing that the check was about to fall on the water, Zhou Honghui jumped down with a plop and swam over quickly.

However, the check suddenly started to fly again, flying higher and higher before disappearing.

It's a shame that Zhou Honghui can't fly, otherwise, he would definitely chase him into the sky.

Controlling the check to fly into the car, Li Yong reached out to catch it.

This is the magical effect of spiritual liquid, it can control objects to fly around at will.

But now, I can only control relatively light things and heavy objects, so there is no way to do this.

Later, Li Yong continued to look at his home while driving.

I saw Song Yajun sitting on the swing in the back garden, telling Da Mao and Er Mao his story about picking up girls.

"I think back then, I met a very beautiful and hot spider spirit in Yanliu Lane. Now that I think about it, she is the most beautiful lady I have ever met in my life. At that time, the spider spirit was affectionate and affectionate.

The girl told me that she had never been taken advantage of by a prostitute. She was very lonely that night and saw that I was very handsome, so she wanted to have a relationship with me. Can you believe it? I spent money to find a prostitute, and she actually got it.

Find a place..."

Song Yajun spoke seriously, making Da Mao and Er Mao swallow their saliva together.

"No..." They shook their heads: "I don't believe it..."

"Even I can't believe it!" Song Yajun picked up a bottle of beer and drank it.

Da Mao and Er Mao asked impatiently: "Have you had sex?"

"How did you have sex? Can a spider spirit really have sex with you turtle?"

Song Yajun thought for a moment before continuing: "That night, Spider Spirit and I drank a lot of wine together. That night, Spider Spirit and I talked a lot; that night, Spider Spirit sang a love song to me. Brother. At that moment, in the beautiful singing of the spider spirit, I was drunk, and the spider spirit was also drunk. At that moment, the spider spirit regarded me as my first love boyfriend, and I also regarded the spider spirit as my first love girlfriend, and we hugged , kissed, and said many love words..."

Da Mao and Er Mao blinked their eyes, feeling that Song Yajun was so lyrical! So hurtful, so cool and handsome!

However, after saying so much, they did not focus on the focus.

Da Mao couldn't help but ask: "Have you ever had sex?"

Er Mao also asked: "Yes! How did you sleep together? Who is more proactive?"

Song Yajun made a recollection: "We were drinking and drinking directly to the bed. Maybe she took the initiative, or maybe I took the initiative. But for us, it doesn't matter who takes the more initiative. The most important thing is What's more, I couldn't find the place. I was so anxious at the time that I couldn't find the place no matter how I looked."

Da Mao and Er Mao were both confused: "Why can't you find a place? Where are you looking for?"

Song Yajun smiled awkwardly and said softly: "You all know that spiders have many legs, right? Moreover, the spider spirit that transformed into a human has more legs, one after another, countless!"

"Each leg is thin and long, and they are wearing stockings, which is called sexy and attractive. I was young and ignorant at the time, and I didn't understand anything. My blood surged up, sperm and worms came to my brain, and I searched and searched. ! If you break one leg off, it’s not the same. If you break off the other leg, it’s not the same. I searched and searched all night, but I couldn’t find the place.”

"It's dawn, Spider Spirit has sobered up, and I have sobered up. Spider Spirit dislikes me for being stupid, and I dislike Spider Spirit for having too many legs. We disliked each other back and forth, and finally got into a quarrel. Spider Spirit kicked me with his legs, She also wanted to tie me up with silk. I definitely wouldn’t let her bully me! I resisted and refused to be outdone. She kicked me, so I hugged her feet.”

"As soon as she kicked me, I hugged her leg. Guess what happened?"

Facing Song Yajun's question, Da Mao and Er Mao shook their heads together: "I don't know."

Song Yajun patted his thigh and said excitedly: "I found it. I finally found it. The place I was looking for was right under that leg. Oh my God! What a good luck. I hugged the spider spirit's leg and touched it upward. The spider spirit immediately became gentle. You don’t know, the spider spirit is so gentle! I can’t forget that feeling at least.”

Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed their saliva again. After hearing Song Yajun's story, they wished they could run out to find the lady and a spider spirit to taste the unforgettable taste.

"Can you tell me the details?" Da Mao asked: "For example, the process of taking off clothes and the reaction of the spider spirit..."

"Yes! We want to hear the details." Er Mao had a wretched look on his face, full of expectation.

Song Yajun sighed: "I was so drunk that I can't remember it!"

"Then what happened next? What happened to you later?" Da Mao and Er Mao started to get to the bottom of it.

Song Yajun took a sip of beer and said thoughtfully: "Afterwards, the beautiful spider hugged me tightly and didn't want me to leave. She caressed my chest and said many love words to me."

"What love words? How are they said?" Da Mao and Er Mao wanted to know very much.

Song Yajun scratched his scalp and continued: "She told me softly that eight hundred years ago, she once met Tang Monk who went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures. At that time, she didn't know that eating Tang Monk's meat could lead to immortality, otherwise

, she must take a bite of Tang Monk's meat. After eating Tang Monk's meat, she will become a real god and ascend to heaven."

"Wow, we actually met Tang Monk?" Da Mao and Er Mao were extremely surprised.

"Yes, this is a spider spirit that is more than 5,000 years old. It is older than me." Song Yajun said seriously.

"You are more than five thousand years old and you are still a virgin?" Da Mao and Er Mao were even more surprised.

Song Yajun's old face turned red, and he quickly changed the subject and continued: "Listen to what I'm saying. At that time, the spider spirit met Tang Monk who was lost in the woods. Seeing that Tang Monk was handsome, the spider spirit took the initiative and asked: Where is the holy monk going?

Tang Monk said: Go to the west. Spider Spirit asked again: Why are you going west? Tang Monk replied: Get scriptures. Spider Spirit said: My little girl has scriptures, why go west?"

"Tang Monk was surprised and said: Where is the sutra? Let me see it? The spider spirit blushed and cursed: Rogue monk, aren't you afraid of the Buddha's blame? Tang Monk said: Amitabha, the poor monk followed the Tathagata's decree to go to the Western Heaven to obtain the sutra. The journey to the Western Heaven is far away.

, the poor monk has lost his way again, and really doesn’t know how to go! If the donor has the sutra, the poor monk can just take it, and he won’t have to travel to the West so hard. He also asks the female donor to bring the sutra and read it.”

Da Mao wondered: "How can the spider spirit have menstruation? The spider spirit must be lying."

Er Mao also said strangely: "Yes, it is impossible for the spider spirit to have scriptures. What she tells is different from Journey to the West."

Song Yajun said seriously: "The spider spirit really has experience, because the spider spirit is a woman."

"Female? Do women have to have their periods?" Da Mao and Er Mao asked again.

Song Yajun suddenly felt that it was really troublesome to make Da Mao and Er Mao understand this; so Song Yajun continued to talk without explaining, "Under Tang Monk's strong request, the spider spirit had no choice.

I had no choice but to take Tang Monk deep into the woods and read the scriptures to Tang Monk..."

Having said this, Song Yajun paused deliberately.

Da Mao and Er Mao were fascinated by what they heard and asked hurriedly: "What happened next? What happened next?"

Song Yajun touched his bald scalp: "Let's talk tomorrow."

"No! Brother Song, let's talk now. We have to listen to what's going on." Da Mao and Er Mao begged, "Brother Song, please tell me."

Song Yajun knocked on the broken bowl in front of him: "Telling stories is so hard, how about you give me some hard work money!"

Da Mao took out a hundred and put it into the broken bowl; Er Mao, not to be outdone, also took out a hundred and put it into the broken bowl.

Song Yajun put away the two hundred yuan. Haha, he can buy a set of cheap cosmetics for his wife and some extracurricular books for the children. It is not easy to make money! It is really good to meet idiots like Da Mao and Er Mao.

It's not easy.

Collecting the money without leaving a trace, Song Yajun continued: "The spider spirit took Tang Monk deep into the woods and brought Tang Monk into the Pansi Cave. There lived a group of spider spirits here. I heard that Tang Monk wanted to

When they came to get the scriptures, they were not stingy people. They took off their clothes one after another and wanted to read the scriptures to Tang Monk... Tang Monk was frightened. He thought that these spider spirits were going to molest him. He was so frightened that Tang Monk ran away on the white dragon horse. The white dragon horse was aside.

Run and look back..."

"Accidentally, the white dragon horse hit the tree with its head. Fortunately, his magic horse broke the tree directly."

"Later, after returning to the Tang Dynasty to learn Buddhist scriptures, Bai Longma went there specifically to find the spider spirits in Pansi Cave and wanted to take another look. Because he was running too fast at the time, he didn't even see clearly..." (Unfinished)
Chapter completed!