Chapter 1836 will do anything
"Okay! Ever since I fled to the United States, I have been jointly pursued by Japanese and American agents. Several times, they discovered my whereabouts and almost surrounded me and arrested me."
"Fortunately, I have a lot of luck and can always turn bad luck into good fortune."
"However, one time when I was escaping, I panicked and broke into the territory of the Hengjun Association. I was attracted by the daughter of their president and insisted on marrying me. The president also said that as long as I marry his daughter
, Japanese and American agents can no longer do anything to me, and even if I return to Japan to settle down, I will not be arrested again."
"What a good thing!" Li Yong said with a smile: "You are now an adult and can marry a wife."
The innocent prodigal pinched his eyes and said blindly: "The president's daughter is so ugly. She has a dark birthmark on her face, which is still in the middle of her face. She usually wears a black veil, but when she took off the black veil
, almost made me pee. Moreover, she is too young, she is forty-three years old, I am only eighteen, she can be my mother. Brother-in-law, do you think I can marry her? In fact, she is ugly
It doesn’t matter, the problem is that you are too old!”
"So, I directly rejected her love, pushed her out of bed, and escaped. Then, even the warriors from the Hengjun Association began to track me down. I really couldn't stay in the United States, so I had to run to Canada. Who knew
, Canada is also within the Hengjun Association’s sphere of influence, and the president’s daughter came to see me personally, so I had no choice but to flee to Russia.”
Li Yong exclaimed: "Prodigal son, you are going to travel around the world!"
"How could I be in the mood? I was so anxious about the road and food. I was just running for my life and not in the mood to see the scenery. After I escaped to Russia, I started fighting with the local forces. There, I met a few brothers. Just now
When I stood firm and prepared to fight to unify the Russian martial arts world, I was targeted by Russian agents again. I was so unlucky! When I met those agents who were desperate for their lives, I couldn't explain why."
"They said we were endangering Russia's national security and insisted on arresting us. We couldn't stay in Russia any longer, so we had to flee to Europe. I was so homesick all the way and wanted to go back to Japan!"
Seeing the innocent and prodigal son's dusty appearance, Li Yong smiled and said: "Your strength has improved a lot!"
The innocent prodigal sighed: "I was once surrounded by Russian agents. If I hadn't awakened again at the last moment and improved my strength, I would have died in Russia."
Li Yong patted the innocent prodigal son on the shoulder: "If you are tired of wandering, you can settle down."
The innocent prodigal drank a cup of tea and continued: "I am exactly the life I long for. Although it is tiring, it is very exciting. Along the way, although I have been running away, I have gained a lot. At least my strength has improved. Otherwise, Sha
, I still can’t defeat you, now, I think I can defeat you easily... Oh, my God, your strength..."
Li Yong smiled slightly: "I am also constantly improving!"
Sensing the aura of a warrior at the peak of Li Yong's spiritual realm, the innocent prodigal son no longer had the mood to compete with Li Yong.
Last time in Japan, when they were both in the spiritual realm, they had never beaten Li Yong. At this time, both of them were at the spiritual peak, and the innocent prodigal lost his confidence. He originally thought that in just over a year, he would be able to defeat Li Yong.
He has been promoted to the pinnacle of the spiritual realm, and is already unparalleled in the world. I didn't expect that Li Yong could also improve so quickly. How desperate!
"No fight, I will never compete with you again." The innocent prodigal shook his head.
"What have you gained?" Li Yong doesn't want to compete with the innocent prodigal. We are all relatives and have become a family. It is meaningless to fight and kill each other just to distinguish the strong and weak!
"I snatched a space magic weapon, and the magic weapon was full. Recently, I heard that Jesus was destroyed in July, but no one touched the treasure of Jesus in July, so we came over and tried to snatch the treasure away. I
My brothers and I are planning to form a prodigal martial arts association in Germany, which requires a lot of money, so we have no choice but to rob those evil organizations."
"It's a pity that I am the only one left now. My brothers are all dead." The innocent prodigal son felt sad for a while.
Li Yong asked: "What do you want to do by forming the Prodigal Warriors Association?"
"I, I don't know either! I see that everyone else is the president, manager, president, director, etc., so tall and impressive. I don't even have a name, how embarrassing it is! I also want to be a president.
!" said the innocent prodigal son.
This is someone who wants to show off. Does he have to find a reason to print business cards for himself?
Li Yong smiled and said: "An association must have its purpose and its business. It is not just a name. As the president, you must be responsible and responsible. Just like a man, when he meets
After the beloved woman gets married, starts a family, and becomes a husband, the husband will have responsibilities, at least the responsibility of supporting the family! As the president of the association, he must shoulder even greater responsibilities.
"
"Responsibility?" The innocent prodigal son felt that these two words were so strange! He had never thought about it, and he didn't realize it.
"I suggest you learn to take responsibility first, and then you can do something well. Why don't you train in Yongge Entertainment Group for a while! When you mature, you can do bigger things."
"I'm used to wandering alone. I like a free and unrestrained life. It's definitely not possible to join a company. I don't fit in with others. When I meet someone I don't like, I just want to beat him up..." Speaking of innocence here
The prodigal son suddenly held back his words and asked softly: "Brother-in-law, is your sister, that young lady, also in this company?"
"She is the president of this group company." Li Yong said calmly.
The innocent prodigal son was overjoyed and immediately changed his mind: "Okay, I am willing to work."
Li Yong sent a message to Li Yitong to ask her to come down; whenever something happened, Li Yong wanted to make arrangements immediately to avoid forgetting.
Not long after, Li Yitong, wearing a light pink cartoon short nightgown, walked downstairs with long smooth and shiny legs. The innocent prodigal son turned his head and looked over, oh my god, it is so beautiful. The innocent prodigal son once again
Crazy to watch.
Li Yitong directly ignored the innocent prodigal son. Otherwise, he would have been angry when he discovered the drooling and wretched look of the innocent prodigal son. Li Yitong could not see such a lewd man.
Walking up to Li Yong, Li Yitong asked: "Brother Yong, why did you ask me to come down? I'm just about to practice!"
Li Yong pointed at the innocent prodigal son and said: "He is going to work in the company, please arrange a job for him!"
Li Yitong looked over and frowned: "Brother Yong, are you serious?"
The innocent prodigal son immediately stood up and said respectfully: "Hello, Boss Li. I have repaired the sofa."
Seeing that the sofa was indeed repaired, Li Yitong didn't dislike the innocent prodigal son, but she didn't like him at all. She only looked at the innocent prodigal son lazily and asked lightly: "What can you do?"
The innocent prodigal son said without thinking: "I can do anything! I am an all-rounder and can do anything."
"Bragging." Li Yitong couldn't stand men who boasted. The negative emotion value was increased by 100. Looking at the proud and innocent prodigal, Li Yitong asked with a straight face: "Can you sing?"
"I..." The innocent prodigal son looked embarrassed. He could sing, but he couldn't sing well.
But after gritting his teeth, he still said: "Yes."
"Sing a line and listen." Li Yitong said calmly.
The innocent prodigal's face trembled. Is this an interview? Others were not asked to sing during interviews! After thinking about it, the innocent prodigal made his heart tremble and sang loudly: "The remaining snow melted, the streams gurgled, and the single-plank bridge crossed its own path...
…”
Li Yitong covered her ears: "Stop ruining your songs and stop practicing your art."
The innocent prodigal son said like a ghost: "Okay."
"Can you dance?" Li Yitong asked again.
"I..." The innocent prodigal son became more and more embarrassed. He can definitely dance, but he just can't dance well.
However, secretly gritting his teeth, he still said: "Yes."
"Jump a little and let me take a look." Li Yitong ordered calmly.
The innocent prodigal's face trembled again, and turned red for the first time. He mustered up the courage, then moved his stiff legs, raised his thick arms, and started dancing. This dance was like a duck crossing a single-plank bridge.
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"Stop." Li Yitong couldn't bear to watch anymore! She was afraid that her aesthetic eyes would be ruined: "Are you dancing? Is this how you dance? Are you crazy?"
"Yes." The innocent prodigal fully accepted Li Yitong's criticism.
"Can you speak cross talk? Can you act in sketches? Can you make movies?" Li Yitong's voice became colder and colder: "You can't do anything, and you still say you are an all-rounder. Damn, why don't you go to heaven?
"
The innocent prodigal son's face was red and he was so embarrassed. He wanted to show off in front of Li Yitong, but who knew, he was slapped in the face. This is how he failed to show off and was fucked instead!
In order to express himself, the innocent prodigal said shamelessly: "I, I know a lot? I know Kung Fu, I know diving, I know robbing, I know how to survive in the wilderness, I know how to wander, I know how to climb mountains, I can do it alone, without a
With any supplies, I can climb up from the south foot of Mount Everest and then come down from the north... I can also swim, I can swim from the United States to Japan, and then from Japan back to the United States, eating only sea fish the whole time, I can also..."
"We are an entertainment company and we don't need scum like you." Li Yitong interrupted the innocent prodigal son and said without mercy: "Your skills are not suitable for our company at all. You can find another job!"
"Then I..." The innocent prodigal son didn't know what to do, so he had to look at Li Yong and ask for help: "Brother-in-law, please help me to ask for a favor! The beautiful lady is your sister, you must be able to speak well."
!”
Li Yong said calmly: "Let him be your driver!"
Chapter completed!