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Chapter 1095 has a fart

Listening to Zelimier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi talking incessantly, Zheng Zheng said 'hmm' in agreement, but was unmoved. She prayed silently, hoping that Cangkong Mirror would recover soon.

Strength, so that she can get out of this small boat and escape the terrible trap carefully designed by Li Yong.

She felt that the air in the boat was so oppressive that she could hardly breathe.

The people here are so fake, fake like another world. In this fake world, she had to show a fake smile, which made her face numb and the scars on her face itched.

She knew that she had been disfigured and ugly; she felt that her smile must be even uglier now.

She really wanted to find a piece of cloth to cover her face, like the legendary masked heroine.

Suddenly the engine stalled and the churning sound disappeared, leaving only the sea breeze whistling in my ears.

The boat suddenly lost power and slowed down. The praises of the three girls, Zelimier, Gubusi, and Fujino Kiyoshi, for Li Yong stopped abruptly. They all raised their heads and looked at Li Yong.

The cabin seemed particularly quiet for a moment. This made Zheng Zheng feel that the quiet feeling was really good.

Quietness is the most real, at least there is no falsehood.

"Brother Yong, what's going on?" Zelimier asked Li Yong, lying on the partition between the cabin and the driver's cab.

Li Yongzheng looked confused and didn't know what was going on.

Could it be that the engine is broken? Li Yong thought as he responded: "I don't know either, let me take a look."

He looked through the inside of the engine and could clearly see every gear and screw, as well as the oil lines and pistons; but he did not know the working principle of the engine and could not see where the problem lay.

Suddenly he found that the battery was fully charged, so he used the battery to start the ignition, but it didn't work, again and again. What was going on? What was wrong?

Li Yong did not continue because he felt that electricity had more important uses and could not be wasted.

It was better to use a mechanical one. Next, Li Yong used his hands to pull the belt. The engine, which originally made noise when he pulled it, did not make any noise this time. Even if he pulled the belt off, it would not make any sound.

Seeing that Li Yong had been struggling for a long time without any response, Zelimier asked: "Brother Yong, are you out of gas?"

Li Yong immediately looked into the fuel tank and immediately found that it was empty and as dry as a quilt in the sun. If the fuel tank was compared to a human stomach, it could be said that there was not even a grain of rice or half a vegetable leaf inside.

If the oil circuit is compared to a human intestine, it is so clean that there is no undigested food, not even feces and urine, and not even a fart. Oil is the life of the engine. Without oil, how can the engine work?

Thinking about the oil drums and oil he had thrown into the sea just now in order to reduce the weight of the boat, Li Yong regretted and sat down. He looked to the west, and the mainland was still far away and invisible. What should he do?

?

"Brother Yong, what's going on?" Zelimiel asked again.

"Out of gas." Li Yong said with a wry smile. He was very frustrated. When he was looking for the problem just now, he didn't even look through the gas tank. Such a simple problem was discovered only after Zeremi reminded him.

"Out of gas?"

They looked at me and I looked at you, with helplessness and frustration written on their faces.

"Can't we go back? Are we going to spend the night at sea?" Fujino Kiyoshi broke the silence and asked loudly.

"It's so cold! Will we freeze to death?" Gu Busisi crossed her arms with a sad look on her face.

"Where will we drift to?" Zelimiel was also worried. The anchors on the boat were all tied up by them. Now that the boat has lost power, it will drift with the waves, without their control at all.

Li Yong looked into the sea. The water here was so deep that he couldn't see to the bottom. He estimated that it was at least five hundred meters deep.

Zheng Zheng looked at their worries and tensions, and looked anxious on the surface, but felt gloating in her heart. She hoped that they would never return to China, and that it would be best to die at sea.

Especially Li Yong, if he didn't die, she was always worried that Li Yong would snatch her baby again.

As for her own safety, she is not worried at all. Because she is waiting for Cang Kong Mirror to recover. When Cang Kong Mirror regains its strength, it will easily take her away from here. She wants to return to Taiwan to take revenge.

avenge.

At this time, Li Yong walked into the cabin, showed an indifferent look, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, as long as the boat does not leak, as long as we are not unlucky enough to encounter a typhoon, we will not be in danger again."

"The water is not leaking, but the typhoon..." They looked up at the thick dark clouds and gusty winds, and they could not help but feel worried. The boat they were on was only ten meters long, and it really looked like a small leaf in the typhoon.

"You must be hungry! Let's eat first and then sleep; maybe when we wake up, the ship will dock."

Li Yong's optimism immediately infected Zelimier Gubusi and Fujino Kiyoshi. The three girls' frustration and helplessness were swept away, especially when they thought of sleeping, they all couldn't help but smile with joy.

At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly sounded.

"Eat? Where is the food?" Zheng Zheng was already hungry.

She had just searched the entire boat, and there was not even a piece of bread. She didn't know that in order to reduce the weight of the boat, Zerimier and the others had put all the food packaging bags into the sea. The boat was clean and there was no debris at all.

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"Sleep? There are cold steel plates everywhere here. How can you sleep?" Zheng Zheng clearly saw that there were still seawater residues in some low-lying areas, making it impossible to sleep: "I think the only way to sleep is to stand hungry and stand for a whole day.

It’s night.”

"Brother Yong has food." Zelimier said with a smile.

"Brother Yong has a quilt." Fujino Kiyoshi also said.

"Yes! Brother Yong has everything." Gu Bu Sisi said seriously.

Zheng Zheng mustered up his courage, pursed his lips, squinted his red eyes, and looked at Li Yong from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top again, and then he said a sentence from between his teeth: "There is someone

fart."

At this moment, Zheng Zheng felt that Zelimier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi were just three idiots. They worshiped Li Yong to the point of losing themselves. This was poisoning! The invisible poisonous gas made Zheng Zheng even faint.

Dare to breathe.

When the three Zelimiel girls heard Zheng Zheng's rude words, they all frowned slightly and looked slightly unhappy.

Li Yong is their man, they cannot see other women and do not respect their own men.

The good impression they had just had on Zheng Zheng was gradually disappearing.

They felt that this daughter-in-law of the Zheng family might be a fake.

"Pfft." Just when they were thinking about each other and looking down on each other, a stinky fart suddenly sounded without any warning, with a continuous and undulating tail sound, which was high and low, comfortable and slow, flying with passion.

The taste is boundless and bottomless, just like the final climax of Bel Canto.

Li Yong wiggled his butt and praised Zheng Zheng with a smile: "Your guess is really accurate. It's amazing."

You guessed it right, amazing. What does this mean?

Zelimier Gubusi and Fujino Qing didn't understand it at all, but when they thought about it, they immediately laughed. The laughter immediately drowned out the sound of Li Yong's deliberate fart.

Zheng Zheng said, "There's a fart," and Li Yong farted on purpose. This coordination was really perfect.

Only Zheng Zheng still had the same expression. It could be seen that she was holding her breath and trying hard to restrain herself, and her face was turning red.

"Laugh when you want to, don't hold it in." Li Yong said cheerfully: "According to research by some experts and scholars, holding back laughter is as bad for the body as holding in urine. If you can laugh happily, you should also laugh happily.

.”

Zheng Zheng snorted coldly and turned away. She felt that Li Yong was really annoying, and she gritted her teeth in hatred.

"Brother Yong, don't be ridiculous, let's eat quickly!" The three daughters of Zerimier surrounded Li Yong. After an afternoon of physical exertion, they were all hungry. Especially Gu Bu Si Si and Fujino Qing,

No less effort.

Li Yong first took out a large box from the space bracelet. The top of the box was flat and covered with a layer of cowhide. The edges were tightly stitched with beautiful patterns. It looked very delicate and could be used as a table.

As soon as the box came out, the boat suddenly sank a little, as if the box was very heavy.

However, no one paid special attention to it. None of them knew there was something in the box and they all thought it was empty.

Next, Li Yong took out food and water and placed them all on the box.

There are chicken feet, pig's trotters, dried fish, and various cans; the most popular among them is bread. It has been placed in the space bracelet for several days, but it is still as fresh as freshly baked and still steaming.

As soon as he smelled the aroma of bread, Zheng Zheng took a deep breath and thought it was a wonderful smell.

Then she turned around and was immediately shocked by the scene in front of her.

She never expected that there would be so many delicious foods, especially those dried whales, which were her favorite food.

What shocked her the most was that there was no room for it on the box, but new food continued to appear on Li Yong's palm, as if by magic. Every time it appeared, Li Yong would still arrive at it casually.

on the box.

Zelimier, Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi were surrounding Li Yong, reaching out to take it and screaming in surprise.

"Wow. I like to eat this. I also like to eat this. I like to eat all of these."

"Ah. So delicious."

"I can't put it down anymore. It fell to the ground. Brother Yong, I don't want it anymore. I can't finish it."

Zheng Zheng stared blankly for a while, and finally couldn't help but walked over. She was embarrassed to get too close, so she had to stand on the outside and stretched her neck to look. She wanted to eat a pack of dried whales, but was too embarrassed to take it.

Seeing Zelimi Gubusisi and Fujino Kiyoshi eating with gusto, her mouth watered and her stomach growled.

In all her life, she has never realized that the feeling of hunger can be so painful.

She was envious and jealous. She gritted her teeth and wanted to snatch all the food away.

She wanted to eat as much as she could and then give away the unfinished food.
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