Chapter 233
This video is very short, just over 4 minutes long. It is estimated that the titles of some TV series are longer than this short video!
However, just such a short video of less than five minutes was uploaded on Popcorn.com at 8 o'clock in the morning. By 12 o'clock in the evening, in 16 hours, it had more than 1.2 million clicks to play! This incredible data is shocking.
Everyone in the Internet world!
With surprise and questions, many people from all walks of life opened Popcorn.com and clicked on this video called "Never Expected"!
As soon as the video is opened, there is a mandatory 15-second advertisement in the window, "He is a new generation of super newcomers. His first solo album broke all previous newcomer sales records and won two Chinese Four Seasons Awards. He is popular on the Internet and has countless fans."
, the TV series he directed and acted in, making him laugh all the way.
, overpowering many big-name productions and setting a ratings record of up to 8%. He is Yang Ming. On November 8th, ticket sales for the Yanjing Stadium - The Beginning of the Legend concert will officially begin. Popcorn.com will broadcast the concert live.
, free viewing for annual p members, and only 10 yuan to purchase a single viewing.."
In just 15 seconds, it not only promoted Yang Ming's concert, but also introduced Popcorn.com's new P membership. However, elites from other video websites did not take it seriously when they saw this.
For the sake of advertising, this new charging model is launched. Many people are not optimistic about the popcorn business model!
At this time, the video of "Unexpectedly" started to play!
At the beginning, there are white letters on a black background, with the five characters "Oriental Dream Factory" written on it. There are no special effects, no color, and it is simple and rough. Many people were stunned when they saw "Oriental Dream Factory" and thought of the film and television production company run by Yang Ming!
It was followed by the opening song. I hummed: I never expected it, la la la! It was gone. Many people couldn’t help complaining: "Damn, can this also be called the opening song? It is probably the shortest opening in history."
It’s bent!”
After the opening song, a sentence suddenly came: This episode is sponsored by the Earth Branch of Oriental DreamWorks! - Oriental DreamWorks, specializes in daydreaming!
What the hell did this happen to?
In just a few seconds, those who were preparing to study this sudden viral video were confused, and it could also become popular!
Immediately after a few lines of words suddenly flashed across the screen, people could only say a few words. They quickly paused, rewind the video a little, and then paused. After seeing the words clearly on the video, they burst out laughing!
If it's as hot as a dog, it's a hot dog, woof woof woof.
The set lunches provided by the crew are extremely unpalatable, but if you don’t eat them, you will definitely die.
..
Who came up with these words? It’s so shocking!
Then click to continue playing, and the video plot officially begins. The first words at the beginning of the sentence made everyone laugh!
"My name is Wang Dachui. I am an actor. I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama. The name of this martial arts drama is "Swordsman". Isn't this too low-cost?"
A very frustrated actor suddenly appeared in the video. He looked like he wanted to be beaten. He was holding a toy sword and talking to himself. Everyone couldn't help laughing! It was so funny!
Here, there is a slight change from the previous life. Yang Ming added the name of "The Swordsman" that he is about to shoot. The purpose is self-evident and everyone understands it!
"It's already of this quality, why are you still showing off?"
Just when Wang Dachui was helplessly complaining about the props of the crew, suddenly an ugly-looking man in ancient costume jumped out and said with a disgusting look on his face: "Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, just, eh? Just, just, just come from me.
Step over the corpse."
Seeing this horrific performance, many elites from video network companies raised questions in their minds. Is this really a short video with more than 1.2 million hits in 16 hours?
The quality, the lines, the costumes, the background, the props, simply, there are simply no words to describe how frustrating and crude these are!
Yes, there are also two male actors who appear now. No matter how you look at them, they are so cheap!
How can such a person be a leading actor?
The plot continued, and they continued to read with questions.
"I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist was as hot as fire, and my right fist was as cold as frost!"
Frost special effects, flame special effects, eight big characters, divided into two groups, appeared on Wang Dachui's fist, and then the ugly man said a few words directly and was 'hit' to the ground, which made many people look in shock.
"I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth!"
"Wugui, your sister!"
Then, Wang Dachui went on to rescue the princess, and the bad guy who just died appeared again, creating another interesting and spoof dialogue!
"Did you think that person just now was me?"
"It's exactly you, just changed your clothes!"
"Hahahaha, yes!"
"You have the shamelessness to admit it. The crew of "The Swordsman" is too poor. Any other actor would be dead!"
"Come on, let's fight it out!"
Below is a text version and dubbing of a big scene of a fight, which made everyone feel "relaxed and happy". Looking at the words that flooded the screen in the video, the "intense" fight was really a big scene!
"I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that afternoon. That was my lost youth!"
This is another word that makes you want to vomit and want to read it!
Finally, the Flame Mountain finally appeared!
When everyone saw the Flame Mountain in the video, they finally couldn't help laughing, "What a talent! This special effect is so talented!"
As if feeling the voices of the audience before the video, Wang Dachui said in the video: "Can the special effects be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all!"
Wang Dachui didn't make a single move, and in the end the boss, the Demon King, fell to his death. Everyone burst out laughing. This plot was so talented!
In the last scene, Wang Dachui rescued the princess without any intention of rescuing her. When the princess's face appeared on the computer screen, the Internet company elites who were watching "Unexpectedly" all burst into tears with laughter.
It fell, and some people were so disgusted that they even spit out the tea in their mouths!
The employees of their company felt extremely curious when they saw their usually serious old general managers succeed like this after watching a video!
Wang Dachui committed suicide, using the toy sword he complained about at the beginning. His last words were: I never want to work with such a poor crew (Swordsman) again!
The plot is finally over, followed by some behind-the-scenes footage of the filming. Everyone finally knows how this film was shot. It is really too crude, too crude, and too confusing!
But just such a video, which lasts less than five minutes and looks like an extreme spoof, actually had more than 1.2 million views within 16 hours!
This is so strange! It’s so confusing!
Chapter completed!