Chapter 426 What are you shaking?(1/2)
Chapter 426 Why are you shaking?
Author: Tang Juyi
Chapter 426 Why are you shaking?
Hu Qiang couldn't help but sneeze, and then shuddered subconsciously.
Seeing Hu Qiang's appearance, Ouyang Murphy, who was holding a sharp knife, softened his eyes and pointed to his side: "Come here, sit here!"
Hu Qiang was stunned: "Ah?"
"Hurry up!" Ouyang Murphy pointed the knife at Hu Qiang impatiently, "Come here!"
Hu Qiang was so excited that he quickly walked to Ouyang Murphy's side holding his coat, and then slowly squatted down.
"Why are you so far away?" Ouyang Murphy waved the knife expressionlessly, "Come here, come closer!"
Hu Qiang had no choice but to move his steps carefully, almost right next to Ouyang Murphy.
After approaching Ouyang Murphy, Hu Qiang subconsciously looked at the knife in Ouyang Murphy's hand, frowned slightly, and then cautiously stretched out his hand, preparing to cover Ouyang Murphy's legs with his coat.
"Wait a minute!" Ouyang Murphy glanced at Hu Qiang, then flattened his originally bent legs and pointed at his flat legs with a knife, "Get closer to me and put your legs up!"
"Ah?" Hu Qiang was stunned again.
"Hurry up!" Ouyang Murphy pointed the knife at Hu Qiang impatiently again.
Hu Qiang immediately obediently approached Ouyang Murphy again, and then carefully put one leg on him.
"Two legs!" Ouyang Murphy said expressionlessly.
"This, isn't this appropriate?" Hu Qiang said.
"Hurry up!" Ouyang Murphy gave Hu Qiang a cold look.
Hu Qiang quickly sat down and put his legs on Ouyang Murphy's legs.
Immediately afterwards, Hu Qiang, who was trembling, stretched out the coat in his hand and prepared to cover his and Ouyang Murphy's legs.
At this moment, Ouyang Murphy suddenly stretched out his hand without the knife, hugged Hu Qiang's neck extremely domineeringly, and then forced him into his arms, letting Hu Qiang's head rest on his head.
On her neck and shoulders.
"How is it? It's not cold now, right?" Ouyang Murphy asked.
"Well, well." Hu Qiang said tremblingly.
"Why are you shaking?" Ouyang Murphy looked down at Hu Qiang in his arms.
Hu Qiang trembled and said, "I, I, I'm afraid, I'm afraid you'll eat me. Besides, you, too, are shaking. Why are you shaking?"
Ouyang Murphy took a deep breath, hugged Hu Qiang with one hand, and held a sharp knife in the other. He grinned and said: "I feel excited when I think about having meat to eat later!"
After hearing these words, Hu Qiang shivered even more.
"Stop shaking!" Ouyang Murphy hugged Hu Qiang, looked down at him and said, "If you want to eat it, you've already eaten it. Why wait until now? Do you think you are salted fish? The longer you leave it, the more delicious it will be."
Hu Qiang continued to tremble: "Then, put the knife down first, it's so close, it's weird, it's scary."
Ouyang Murphy looked down at Hu Qiang, curled his lips and said, "Look at your timid appearance, you don't look like a man at all."
Hu Qiang trembled and said, "Man, man, he is also afraid of knives."
Ouyang Murphy stopped talking, turned his head, put down the other hand holding the knife, and threw the knife on the floor: "Is this okay?"
Hu Qiang said tremblingly: "Then, then, I will let you go, don't worry."
"Then you are still shaking?" Ouyang Murphy asked.
"I, I'm shaking now just because of the cold." Hu Qiang said quickly.
"There are so many things!" Ouyang Murphy turned his head, looking impatient.
Immediately afterwards, Ouyang Murphy continued to hold Hu Qiang with one hand, reached into his bag with the other hand, and took out a small bottle of whiskey from it.
After taking it out, Ouyang Murphy unscrewed the lid and approached Hu Qiang's mouth: "Here, have a drink."
Hu Qiang looked at it and was stunned: "Wine? You bring wine with you to work?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ouyang Murphy said with a pale face, "Drink it quickly, it will warm you up."
"me……"
"Forget it if you don't want to drink. I'll drink it myself."
Seeing that Ouyang Murphy was about to take it back, Hu Qiang quickly held the small bottle of wine with both hands: "No, no, I didn't say not to drink."
Taking the bottle of wine, Hu Qiang raised his head and took a sip.
It tastes spicy in the mouth, and after swallowing it, it feels like a line of fire is going down continuously, and it really feels a lot warmer.
"Not bad, not bad." Hu Qiang nodded after taking a sip, and then handed it to Ouyang Murphy, "Thank you, here you go, you can drink some too."
"You still need to tell me?"
Ouyang Murphy took the wine that Hu Qiang had taken a sip from and raised his neck to take a big sip himself.
After taking a sip of wine, Ouyang Murphy looked down at Hu Qiang: "Hey, I helped you, how can you repay me?"
Hu Qiang frowned: "Repay? Promise yourself... That's definitely not appropriate. I...ah, let me tell you a joke. When you are trapped, it is also important to stay in a good mood. You can hold on longer."
A little longer."
"A joke?" Ouyang Murphy took another sip of wine and looked down at Hu Qiang in his arms expressionlessly, "Tell me and listen."
Hu Qiang then said: "That's right. After you die, when the search and rescue personnel see your ghost, they will immediately call out your name. Why is this? Because they see your soul floating in the air, so
They will shout: Mo Fei! Mo Fei!"
After telling the joke, the scene fell silent.
After swallowing, Hu Qiang raised his head and looked at Ouyang Murphy's chin: "What, how about it, is it funny?"
Ouyang Murphy lowered his head expressionlessly, looked at Hu Qiang in his arms and said, "I'll tell you a joke too.
After you die, when people come in and take the elevator, they will hear the sound of gongs and drums every time they come in. Do you know why?"
Hu Qiang shook his head subconsciously.
Ouyang Murphy looked down at Hu Qiang and grinned: "Because Hu Qiang froze to death in the elevator, that is, frozen strong, frozen, frozen, frozen strong!"
After finishing speaking, Ouyang Murphy saw Hu Qiang in his arms expressionless and indifferent, so he picked up the utility knife with his other hand and gestured in front of Hu Qiang's eyes: "Isn't it funny? Why aren't you laughing?"
Hu Qiang immediately widened his eyes and forced a smile: "Hehe, hehe, ah hehe, it's funny, it's so funny, hehehe."
Ouyang Murphy nodded with a smile: "That's pretty much it."
Hu Qiang swallowed his saliva: "What, it's a joke. Don't pick up the knife. Put it down. Put it down first."
Ouyang Murphy said with a smile: "But when I pick this up, I feel hot and excited all over!"
Hu Qiang blinked and smiled dryly: "Well, it's not good to be too excited. It's easy to lose energy."
Ouyang Murphy curled his lips, put down the knife again, picked up the wine, and handed it to Hu Qiang's mouth: "Drink more."
Hu Qiang then took the wine and took another sip.
After taking a sip of wine and feeling the burning sensation again, Hu Qiang suddenly frowned: "It's warmer, but, why do I feel thirstier and want to drink more water?"
Ouyang Murphy took the wine that Hu Qiang had just drank, without wiping the mouth of the bottle, and took a sip directly to his mouth. Then he said: "Be patient, I only have this bottle of wine, and I didn't bring any water."
Hu Qiang sighed: "If I had known this, I would, just... hmm?"
Hu Qiang suddenly raised his head: "Yes, water!"
Yes, Hu Qiang finally remembered that the reason why he came to the company yesterday was mostly because he accepted a system task of "fulfilling his duties".
This task is very simple. He only needs to continue to go to the company on time to work for a whole day after being fired by HR, and complete his normal work for the week.
Originally, when he got off work yesterday, his task was completed, but unfortunately, when he was getting off work yesterday, he took a nap and fell asleep.
Then he didn't receive the reminder after the system task was completed because he was sleeping at the time.
But even so, the system rewards are real.
He remembered that the reward included an after-tax bonus of 100,000 yuan, plus a 500 ml bottle of natural mineral water and two 35g Snickers peanut-filled chocolate bars.
Originally, he thought that the rewards of natural mineral water and Snickers bars were completely unnecessary, but now it seems that this is a life-saving thing.
"Wait, there has never been such a reward before, why does this kind of reward suddenly appear? Could it be that the system can predict the future? It knows that I will be trapped in the elevator, so it gives this reward in advance?"
"Isn't it? So evil?"
"Wait a minute, time travel has already happened, and systems have appeared. What's the point of predicting the future?"
"No matter what, it's better than nothing."
Thinking of this, Hu Qiang quickly closed his eyes and opened his personal space.
Sure enough, I saw a bottle of natural mineral water in a plastic bottle and two pieces of peanut-filled chocolate inside.
"Yes!" Hu Qiang suddenly opened his eyes and said excitedly, "There is water and breakfast!"
Ouyang Murphy frowned: "What are you talking about?"
To be continued...