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092 Pang Xiaobai in a wrong state

(Chapter 92)

Half an hour later, Su Kejie returned from the design department to the emergency department.

I went to make myself a cup of coffee first, and then returned to my workstation with the coffee in hand.

As soon as he sat down, Su Kejie asked himself: "Lele, have you finished proofreading the employee mental health manual? Manager Hu urged me to finalize it."

After asking this question and hearing no reply, Su Kejie looked at Shalele aside.

As a result, I found Shalele holding a stack of manuscript paper in both hands and looking at it blankly, looking cross-eyed.

Seeing this situation, Su Kejie blinked and then asked calmly: "Lele? Do I need to call an ambulance for you?"

Shalele quickly returned to normal, then he smiled and said while rubbing his eyes:

"Hehehe, no need, no need. I was afraid that I would make any omissions when I read it straight on, so I read it from the end, word by word, backwards. Maybe my eyes have changed after reading it for a long time.

Don’t worry, I’ve seen Mania and will have it proofread soon.”

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of frantic typing on the keyboard.

Shalele turned around and saw that it was Ouyang Murphy who was frantically pressing the keyboard of a laptop on his desk.

"Haha, you still dare to be so arrogant with me?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy turned his head, picked up the big wrench next to him, held the wrench in both hands and said to the black notebook: "Is it okay to pretend with me? Okay, I'll let you pretend!"

After saying that, Ouyang Murphy took a big wrench in both hands and slammed it towards the laptop.

While smashing it, he said: "Let you pretend, let you pretend, let you not turn on the phone, let you be serious!"

Sha Lele was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked: "Could it be that you are repairing the computer? Is there something in your words?"

Then, Sha Le laughed happily: "But, it's really cool!"

Ouyang Murphy stopped his hand, turned to Sha Lele and said calmly: "Don't call me Da Da, call me Master Lu, or call me my job title of computer housekeeper, or call me my code name 360."

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy looked at the laptop again, continued to pick up the wrench and smashed the computer, and said calmly: "In short, I am a combination of virus killing, system reinstallation, and file recovery.

Tool man!"

After saying this, Ouyang Murphy smiled slightly, and then pressed the power start button again.

This time, the laptop that had been shutting down magically turned on.

"Done!" Ouyang Murphy shrugged at Shalele.

"That's awesome!" Shalele said with a smile, "It's so cool!"

"Tool person? That's more advanced than me." Su Kejie turned around and said, "In other people's mouth, I am just a personal photo editing tool, much lower than you."

Shalele quickly comforted Su Kejie: ​​"Teacher Ajie, don't be discouraged. In my mind, you are the best p-drawing teacher, no, designer!"

Su Kejie glanced at Sha Lele calmly: "Okay, stop talking, I'll take it with my heart."

Ouyang Murphy looked at the screen of the laptop and said, "Wow, how many strange websites has Lisa's nephew been on and how many viruses can he get? Where is the hard drive here? It's clearly a jar for breeding voodoo!"

Su Kejie shook his head: "Hey, young people today are too impure.

Think about our past, green is really just a color; hehe really means happiness; Didi is just a sound, Tintin..."

Having said this, Su Kejie turned to look at Shalele who was staring at him, and then said calmly: "Ting Ding is just a cartoon character."

Shalele blinked, then put down the manuscript and looked at Ouyang Murphy: "Could it be that since there are so many viruses, why don't you just format it and then reinstall the system? In this way, won't the viruses disappear without a trace?

"

Ouyang Murphy said lazily: "Do you think I don't want to? The problem is that there are homework and materials for the little guy in it. Lisa wants me to rescue valuable things. How can it be considered valuable? For example, this text?"

Speaking of this, Ouyang Murphy looked at one of the letters and said in a coy voice: "A letter of challenge to classmate Xiaohua!"

After reading this sentence, Ouyang Murphy returned to his normal voice and looked at Sha Lele speechlessly: "Do you think this is valuable?"

Before Shalele could speak, Su Kejie replied: "Why are you complaining? This is a good job.

Not only does this give you a valuable opportunity to understand the post-10 generation, but most importantly, this is a private task given to you by Lisa, and there are no specific requirements. You can dawdle as long as you want, and no one will rush you to finish it!

"

"That's true." Ouyang Murphy nodded and began to operate Lisa's nephew's computer again, browsing and rescuing so-called valid information.

Sha Lele blinked and suddenly said: "By the way, speaking of which, Teacher Xiaobai has been gone for a long time. He was scolded like that. If he comes back later, should we comfort him?"

"No need!" Su Kejie said, "Xiaobai is not only a professional joker, but also a permanent director of the Late Sleeping Association!"

"The strongest person who stays up late to write!" Ouyang Murphy answered.

"Swearing at the spokesperson of the healthier brand!" Su Kejie continued, "Isn't it just that he was dissed for seventy-two hours? It's okay, he frowned, and I chewed my computer into a round shape!"

As soon as Su Kejie finished saying this, he saw Pang Xiaobai walking in with his head lowered and a sad look on his face.

Seeing his distressed and self-abandoned look, Su Kejie was stunned.

Pang Xiaobai looked at Su Kejie with a grimace, then silently pulled out the chair on one side, climbed directly under the table and huddled up in a ball.

Seeing this situation, Sha Lele quickly put down the manuscript, walked over gently and asked, "Teacher Xiaobai? Are you okay, Teacher Xiaobai?"

Finding that Pang Xiaobai didn't reply, Sha Lele crouched down quickly, smiled at Pang Xiaobai under the table and said, "Teacher Xiaobai, are you tired from work? Do you want us to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"

Pang Xiaobai still said nothing and ignored Sha Lele.

Su Kejie only frowned, and then said: "Why do we drive on the right instead of the left?"

"Yes, why?" Sha Lele quickly praised.

Su Kejie continued to say expressionlessly: "Because God bless you but not the left."

Shalele, who was smiling all over his face, was stunned for a moment, obviously frozen by this unfunny joke.

Sha Lele didn't even smile, let alone Pang Xiaobai.

Seemingly realizing that the joke he just told was useless, Su Kejie said again:

"Lao Hu once went to ride a roller coaster, and everyone was screaming. When he got off the roller coaster, he actually had a wad of gum in his mouth.

There were ten thousand question marks floating through Lao Hu's heart at that time. He took out the piece of chewing gum and said with confusion on his face, this is not my Yida!"

"Hahaha, hahahaha!" Shalele laughed so hard this time.

Unfortunately, looking at Pang Xiaobai, he didn't smile at all. Instead, he picked up his sweatshirt and hat and put it directly on his head, which made him even more autistic.

Su Kejie blinked: "The finale is here!

One night I worked overtime despite being sick, feeling tired and sad.

Then, late that night, I suddenly had an epiphany and realized that my body is the capital of revolution, and I must protect myself."

Sha Lele complimented: "So you won't work overtime and go home to rest?"

"No!" Su Kejie said, "I took out the marker and thickened my lifeline. This is, my fate is up to me! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Ah?" Sha Lele frowned, obviously not knowing how to praise this.

As a result, Pang Xiaobai lowered his head, tightened his hat string, and became even more depressed.

Seeing this, Ouyang Murphy said lazily: "Hey, he has been scolded for seventy-two hours continuously. Do you think these unfunny jokes can make him happy? Please, put yourself in his shoes.

Bar?"

"Put yourself in his shoes?" Pang Xiaobai suddenly said, "What a beast!"

"Don't be like this!" Su Kejie said, "Don't say that you are worthless."

"Good for nothing?" Pang Xiaobai thought, "Beast of a beast!"

Sha Lele also said anxiously: "Teacher Xiaobai, don't be like this, a beast is not a beast, it is a place where you can survive from a desperate situation!"

"Escape from desperate situations?" Pang Xiaobai scratched his head with both hands, "What a beast! Ah!"

Speaking of this, Pang Xiaobai started to hold his head and cry.

"Okay!" Ouyang Murphy couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table.

"Ajie, Lele, stop talking and let him stay there alone for a while. You will only become more cliquey and chaotic!"

Upon hearing what Ouyang Murphy said, Sha Lele returned to his work station to read the manuscript, and Su Kejie also started to edit the pictures again.

Only Pang Xiaobai was still hiding under the table and shivering.

------Digression-----
Chapter completed!
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