Chapter 4(1/2)
Scientific examiner Tu Xiaoya set up an examination room in Xiangyang. When Wu Xindie and Xu Miaoxin rushed to the examination room together, they saw Murong Badou beside Tu Xiaoya from a distance.【】
Murong Badou is Xu Miaoxin's good friend, and he is a well-known talent in the world. He is level 70, but he has no sect. Because he is too particular about the choice of weapons -
Looking at the various weapons used by various sects, it is difficult to find one that I like very much - the sword is thick, the sword is light, the bow is loud, and the gun is cold. They are all good guys originally, but there are too many people practicing them, so it may be difficult.
Practice these types of weapons to perfection; not many people practice sticks and Zen staffs, but the appearance of sticks and Zen staffs is rough and old-fashioned, which does not match my elegant and elegant identity; the hand guard is too overbearing, and the hidden weapon is not bright, which also goes against my own uprightness.
He has the status of a benevolent gentleman; although the piano is elegant and beautiful, it is also pleasant to use, but it is a pity that it is only for women; he only has a pen - short and powerful, with a light appearance and restrained spirit, which is very suitable for his own use. He finally decided to join the Wudang layman and practice the martial arts method of the pen.
Traveling in the world. Thinking of how much thought I put into choosing weapons, I felt a little bit and wrote a poem:
There are eighteen kinds of weapons, and each hero chooses his own. It is difficult to compete with swords, guns, bows and swords, but few sticks are light and agile. Guards hurt people, and hidden weapons hinder the reputation of a knight. The music of the piano is long and sweet, and I write about the rivers and lakes.
Murong Badou claimed to be a suave person, and he only had one ambition in playing the world - to get to know a few more beautiful heroines, and to travel vigorously across the world together. He also imagined his future majesty and composed a song called "
The lyrics of "Heroes Hope" were published in "Jianghu Express":
The hero is proud of the sky, and he is in front of the king of lust. The golden pen points the step without smoke. The hidden sword is too weak to encourage my courage, and I am happy in the past. Blood repays the love, what can I say? I am looking for new love everywhere in the rivers and lakes. I want to have a beauty, a beautiful figure, and talk and laugh.
Millions of heroes were in an uproar when they saw this poem, which was both majestic and revealing. The heroes competed to recite it, and Murong Badou became famous for a while.
At this time, Murong Badou was sitting next to Tu Xiaoya at the main table, frowning and absent-mindedly studying "The Secret Book of the Gentleman's Cutting Off the Wind".
"Badou, Badou?" Xu Miaoxin greeted warmly, but found Badou's face full of sorrow and asked strangely, "What are you doing? Why are you frowning?"
"Hey, are you careful?" Murong Badou found Xu Miaoxin, and his worries turned into joy. He stood up and said, "Be careful, I need money urgently now, please lend me some money!"
"What do you use the money for? What do you want to buy?"
"I..." Murong Badou hesitated and paused, "I don't want to buy anything. I use the money to... to have a video chat with Liu Wenling."
"You still want to have sex with her?" Xu Miaoxin was slightly surprised, "It costs a lot of money to have sex with her, so you can't be obsessed with it!"
"I can't extricate myself anymore!" Murong Badou shook his head and sighed sadly. Then he said firmly, "Because she is so beautiful, so beautiful! I have become addicted to it, I can't extricate myself, and I don't want to extricate myself!"
Wu Xindie on the side was confused and asked Xu Miaoxin, "Who is Liu Wenling? Why haven't I heard of him?"
"My dear friend, you haven't even heard of Liu Wenling? You are too ignorant!" Murong Badou answered without asking any questions, and his tone was very contemptuous. He said seriously, "Liu Wenling is the most beautiful woman in the world. No bloody man can see this."
If you fall in love with her, you will definitely remember her beauty forever! She is really a beauty, so beautiful that all the hot-blooded men are willing to go through fire and water for her, and give everything for her..."
"Really?" Wu Xindie smiled lukewarmly, and she could hear that he was implying that she was a frog in the well, and she said bitterly in her heart, "You trash, how dare you look down on your Grandpa Wu! What if you are really awesome?
, you damn thing, don’t borrow money from Xu Miaoxin!"
"Brother, how do you calculate the price for your video of a big beauty?" Wu Xindie asked Murong Badou with squinting eyes, looking at Murong Badou with disdain, "Should it be based on how much she wears or how little she wears, or based on your durability?"
ah?"
"My dear friend, what you say is too degrading! My video chat with Miss Liu is not for lust, but out of respect for beauty!" Murong Badou said confidently and calmly, "Our videos are priced based on time.
. 50 gold per minute!”
"50 gold?!" Wu Xindie was shocked and said in horror, "50 gold a day is expensive enough! 50 gold per minute, how much is one hour? Three thousand gold... Damn, you really respect her!
Hey, buddy, if she asks you to kneel down and kowtow to her, will you do it?"
"Of course!" Murong Badou said without hesitation, with a decisive tone, "It is an honor for a passionate man to be able to kneel down and worship a beauty!"
"Haha, I admire you very much, really!" Wu Xindie was completely speechless, looking at him with a half-smile but smiling secretly, "You treat your grandson so well, it's hard for Master Wu to say anything to you!"
Murong Ba was calm and calm, and said to Xu Miaoxin, "Be careful, are you handy? Can you lend me some gold?"
"I don't have money, I don't have money to lend you! But I still have this..." Xu Miaoxin said, taking off the five-color jade pendant tied around her waist, "This jade pendant was given to me by my good sister Bai Tiantian.
Give me the drops, you can take them and sell them for a hundred gold drops!"
"Okay. Be careful, thank you..."
Just as Murong Badou stretched out his hand to take it, Wu Xindie suddenly snatched the jade pendant into his hand and said to Xu Miaoxin, "Come here, I want to tell you something."
Wu Xindie took her hand and hurriedly walked away a few steps. After making sure that Murong Badou couldn't hear, she whispered, "This kid is a lustful person and a prodigal. How can you give this jade pendant to him? We two."
We are all newcomers, we don’t have any money, it’s too late to make money, you can’t insult him by throwing the only valuable thing you have!”
"It's nothing!" Xu Miaoxin disagreed, "We are all friends, I want to help him!"
"Help him? How can you help? How much money do you have to help?"
Wu Xindie said sincerely and sincerely, "You only have this little valuable thing on you. He sold it to you for a hundred gold and squandered it in two minutes! Besides, you treat him as a friend, but he doesn't treat you as a friend.
.You are a friend, how can you exploit your friends so shamelessly? Keep this jade pendant for yourself, don’t give it to him!"
Xu Miaoxin took the jade pendant, nodded slightly, and returned to Murong Badou with Wu Xindie.
"Badou, you take it!" Xu Miaoxin handed him the jade pendant, "You take it and sell it for money!"
"Yeah, thanks!" Murong Badou was overjoyed. He took the jade pendant and suddenly looked at Wu Xindie and asked, "What did you and Xiaoxin say just now?"
Wu Xindie felt unhappy when she saw that Xu Miaoxin didn't distinguish between right and wrong and actually gave him the jade pendant. Seeing Murong Badou pressuring him, she sneered and said, "I didn't say anything. I said, I will continue to give you the jade pendant in the future.
You continue to sell money and continue to make videos with that Liu Shiling! Are you satisfied?"
"hehe."
Murong Badou was dubious, feeling that his words were very ironic. Suddenly he heard the jingle of the ring, and his heart moved. He searched around and found Liu Wenling coming with a smile on his face.
"Miss Liu, are you here?" Murong Badou beamed with joy, unable to restrain his "respect" for her, and said happily, "Video? Let's do the video?"
"Okay, how much money did you bring?"
"I don't have cash, but I have this jade pendant. Look -" Murong Badou showed the jade pendant to her, "this jade pendant can be sold for a hundred gold."
"I don't want it, I just want cash. If you don't have gold, go and earn it!" Liu Wenling smiled and shook her head. She was speechless to Badou, a fan, and suddenly said to Wu Xindie, "I'm here for the exam.
You are also taking the exam, right? You are a student of Shaolin Wuzong. For this exam, only if you form a team can the candidates receive exam rewards. You can form a team!"
"Yes." Wu Xindie nodded and took a brief look at her. She was wearing wind and rain clothes and a spiritual embroidered dress, and her equipment was very ordinary. As for her appearance, I really didn't feel that there was anything outstanding about her.
Wu Xindie formed a team. Murong Badou and Liu Wenling entered the examination room, and the examiner Tu Xiaoya first took the test on some ancient poems. The two knew the ancient poems well and were able to answer the test questions with ease. The sound of crackling firecrackers resounded throughout Xiangyang.
In just a short time, the two of them had successfully passed the Tongsheng Examination, the Provincial Examination, the General Examination, and the Palace Examination. Their status was promoted from Baiding to Shengyuan (Xiucai), Jieyuan, Huiyuan, and Number One Scholar. After winning three prizes in a row, they were awarded the title of "Bachelor of the Hanlin Academy".
honor.
Wu Xindie and Xu Miaoxin were not willing to be left alone, and entered the examination room one after another. Their skills were too low, and they were kicked out of the examination room by Tu Xiaoya just after they passed the provincial examination.
Participating in the imperial examination, if you can get a degree, you can get considerable experience rewards, so more and more people gathered in Tu Xiaoya's place, Tang Xiaohuai and the Five Poison Ancestors also rushed to the examination room one after another.
"Hey, isn't this Wu Xindie? Hurry up and join us in the team!"
Tang Xiaohuai discovered that among the many candidates, only Wu Xindie was the captain, so he quickly sent an application to Wu Xindie to join the team.
"Damn it, give it to me!" The Patriarch of the Five Poisons pointed at Wu Xindie with his steel knife, and his request was stiffer than a military order.
"You want Master Wu to team up with you? Haha, go and drink urine for Master Wu!" Wu Xindie laughed at the wishful thinking of the ancestor of the Five Poisons. She had experienced his arrogance in Jiange before, and she hated him very much in her heart.
He made up his mind to only team up with Tang Xiaohuai, whom he had only met once, and was determined not to team up with the rubbish Patriarch of the Five Poisons.
"Don't ever recruit this thief and apprentice into the team! Everyone, come here, I want to tell you something." Liu Wenling shouted in a low voice, greeted Wu Xindie and other teammates, and walked away more than ten feet away.
"Let me tell you, Tang Xiaobai and the Five Poison Ancestors are both bad guys!" Liu Wenling whispered.
"How bad they are, please be specific." Wu Xindie worked diligently to learn more about bad people and bad deeds, which would be beneficial.
"Tang Xiaobaai's home is not far from mine. I know best how bad he is!" Liu Wenling said, "He is 40 years old this year and his hair is gray. He has been bad since he was a child! When he was in middle school,
He took a beautiful little girl named Gege who was only four years old in the community to go shopping. When he came to an intersection, he pointed at the traffic light, trying to mislead the little girl Gege, saying that the red light is OK, the green light is stop, and the yellow light is on, rush quickly.
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"Whoops! When the yellow light comes on, rush out quickly. This is not a mistake, it's a life-threatening situation!" Murong Badou was filled with indignation at Tang Xiaohuai's despicable behavior.
"Also, there was a time when little beauty Gege pestered Tang Xiaohuai and asked him to tell stories. He was impatient and lied to little beauty Gege that the stories on the phone were much better than what he told himself - get up in the morning and call 119 at noon.
Call 110, and then call 120 before going to bed at night. The uncles and aunts on the other end of the phone will tell many nice stories. After listening to the stories, my braids will grow longer, I will sleep soundly, and I won’t wet the bed at night.”
"Little Princess is so good, why does Tang Xiaohuai bully her like this?"
"It's a long story. Many years ago, Tang Xiaohuai went to the little beauty Princess's house to play. When he saw that the little beauty Princess was very beautiful, he couldn't help but hugged the little beauty Princess. Unexpectedly, the little beauty Princess peed in her sleep. It smelled so good.
Tang Xiaohuai peed all over his stomach. Think about it, little beauty Gege was only two years old at the time, so it’s understandable that she couldn’t help peeing in her sleep. Unexpectedly, Tang Xiaohuai hated little beauty Gege because of this fragrant urine!"
"Haha, it's really bad enough." Wu Xindie smiled approvingly, but she didn't agree in her heart. Master Wu has done a lot of trivial things like this.
"By the way, beautiful lady, the Five Poisons Patriarch and I are enemies. I just heard you talking about Thief Master and Disciple. Did the Five Poison Patriarchs become Tang Xiaohuai's disciple? Do you know the specific process?"
Wu Xindie was worried that she and the Five Poison Patriarch had already forged an indissoluble feud. If he accepted Tang Xiaohuai as his disciple, the relationship between master and disciple would be better than a casual relationship, and he might not be able to get along well in the world.
"Well, I know how the Patriarch of the Five Poisons became a disciple!" Liu Wenling said, "At that time, I was setting up a stall in the city to sell things, and Tang Xiaohuai was not far from me, with a girl named Sang Mu Lao.
The Five Poison Gu Masters were competing. At that time, the Five Poison Patriarchs were also watching the battle. Seeing that Tang Xiaohuai used a trick to divert the opponent's attention and barely defeated Sang Mu with a sneak attack, he offered to take Tang Xiaohuai as his master. He also said, '
If you accept me as your apprentice, it will be your destiny that you have cultivated for thousands of lives. If you don't accept me, when I become stronger, I will stop you every time I see you." Tang Xiaohuai didn't want to accept him at first, but he saw that his tone was worse than the toilet
The rocks inside were stinkier and harder, so he had the same odor as me, so I accepted him as his apprentice. The two of them had already agreed to do something fun in the world, probably like killing the weak!"
"There are actually these two kinds of people in the world, and things are going to be troubled from now on!" Murong Badou claimed to be a chivalrous man, and had always been concerned about the safety of the martial arts. When he heard that the ancestor of the Five Poisons and Tang Xiaobao were colluding with each other, he was worried, so he immediately wrote a song and posted it on
"Jianghu Express":
Fierce and stubborn will not tolerate peace, cruelty loves the smell of blood. A good man has a despicable heart, and a stinking rat has a ferocious spirit. He is in a state of embarrassment.
The five poisonous evil spirits are like charm, and the power of hidden weapons is difficult to control. From now on, many people are on the run in the rivers and lakes, and heroes and hidden men are all cautious. A happy land will see weapons.
To be continued...