Chapter 273 So fucking real! I want to cry(1/2)
"This is an interview, be serious!" Yahuazi rolled her eyes at him.
There is no doubt that this eye roll will definitely be made into an emoticon by netizens.
In the past, Yahuazi was very reserved when it came to making others look down on her, and did not dare to show it too obviously. For example, when she was being interviewed with her good classmates, and her good classmates said that she was often not in school when she was in school, she
I kind of want to give him a blank look.
But in fact, that's not a rollicking at all. If it were, it would be too subtle.
But now, after letting myself go, those eye rolls are truly eye rolls.
Although this emoticon will definitely make people vilify her, it also makes her more vivid and lively, not as ungrounded and unreal as before.
For Yahuazi, who has always been famous for her fairy spirit, she doesn't know whether this change is good or bad for her. Anyway, Yahua's mother has already cried in the toilet several times.
And every time she thought about this, she wanted to slap Fat Tiger, the culprit.
Of course, Yahuazi himself didn't care at all about this, and even seemed quite relaxed and at ease.
Wu Hu said nonchalantly: "When we broadcast live, we are always facing the audience and netizens. Who doesn't know what kind of people we are!"
After saying that, Wu Hu coughed slightly again and showed a serious face, "Okay, I was just joking with everyone. I didn't expect that today is the Chinese Valentine's Day. I wish everyone a happy Chinese Valentine's Day! I wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married! Although this kind of
Blessings are actually useless, you still get points if you deserve them..."
I originally thought that he would say his blessings seriously, but within three seconds, his true colors were revealed again, and everyone couldn't help laughing.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing even more at this time.
"As expected of a fat tiger! You know he can't spit out ivory from his mouth!"
"Aren't you trying to make things difficult for Fat Tiger? How come the dog's mouth spits out ivory!"
"Ha ha……"
"Sure enough, he can't be serious for more than three seconds! If I believe him again, I will be a dog!"
"Now I kind of understand why Fat Tiger wants to learn martial arts. If he didn't learn martial arts, I guess with his mouth, he might have died several times."
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The hostess asked with a smile: "Pang Hu, how did you celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day in the past?"
"How else can we spend it? Let's spend it with my girlfriend!"
"Didn't you say that you haven't been in love in the past two or three years?"
"That's right! How can you live alone when you don't have a girlfriend?"
As he spoke, Wu Hu coughed solemnly and said: "Actually, I want to tell you a true secret that boys least want to face. Many of the so-called festivals nowadays are actually artificially hyped. For example, Christmas
Like, what does this have to do with our flower-growing family? But if you care about this holiday and you don’t do it, will your girlfriends think you don’t love them enough? How can you live without buying some small gifts? "
Everyone was stunned after hearing this. Zhan Langjing laughed and scolded: "Fat Tiger, you don't want to tell the truth! If you make movies in the future, do you still want to release them on those festivals?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, as if they wanted to cover up the slightly embarrassing atmosphere. Zhan Langjing was winking at Wu Hu, asking him to calm down.
After all, this statement is too easy to offend people.
Will no one know about this kind of thing? But if it is known, why no one says it? Businesses want to make money and the economy needs to be active, but how can it be done if no one consumes?
At this time, Wu Hu's live broadcast room suddenly became lively.
"Hahaha... It's so real! I really want to cry. I forgot to buy a gift for my girlfriend today. She is already furious."
"Then if you are still watching the live broadcast here, be careful of the crematorium chasing your wife!"
"Tired! Destroy!"
"No! Are you so angry? Did you poke it with a needle?"
"Probably poked with a needle every day!"
"Hahaha……"
"It makes me cry when I talk about it! I don't know which unscrupulous merchants started promoting it. Now when I see those advertisements, I have a headache and feel like my pocket is bleeding again!"
"Does Fat Tiger shoot himself in the foot? Hahaha..."
"This is the invasion of Western culture, and it cannot be speculated by one or two businesses."
"No, today is Chinese Valentine's Day, the traditional Qiqiao Festival, a traditional festival for flower growers!"
"It's Ghost Festival here, haha..."
"What a joke! We only buy gifts for my girlfriend, but you have to buy sacrifices for all the eighteen generations of your ancestors. Who is worse off?"
"...Nainai is so cruel! I can't even refute you! You are so awesome!"
"Hahaha……"
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Therefore, the interview was transferred from Wu Hu to Zhan Langjing.
Wu Hu actually didn't care about the arguments he just said.
Because many things will not change according to his will. Even if he shouts at the top of his lungs, it will not have any effect. The invasion of Western culture will not stop because of his few silly comparisons. He just
Some of them just can't stand it.
In fact, even if he doesn't compare blindly, after they commit suicide, the Chinese people will have a new understanding of the trend of thought, and the traditional culture of flower planting will be revived.
When the catastrophe that envelopes the world comes, Western culture will reveal its ridiculous side. Just like when the tide goes out, you will know who is swimming in the fruit.
It's just that the goddesses' celebration of the festival will only be overdone.
For boys, what a terrible word!
However, Wu Hu had no choice but to follow Zhan Langjing's kind reminder. After all, Zhan Langjing had good intentions, lest his unbridled temper cause trouble for him.
But in Wu Hu's view, this is really no big deal.
In contrast, there are many people who speak more harshly and sharply than him, such as the young racing driver writer.
Wu Hu, who did not continue to be interviewed, made fish soup. First fry the fish, then add water, then add dried mushrooms, dried fungus, potatoes...all in one go.
Although the program crew gave them a small cake, Wu Hu looked at the box and estimated that it was six inches in size. If seven people shared it, it would only be a small piece.
Therefore, the fish soup must still be cooked to avoid waking up hungry at night.
At this time, the hostess asked Zhan Langjing about the hostess he had teased, and asked: "Is there anything you want to say to her?"
Zhan Langjing was a little speechless, but he didn't want to get angry, so he could only laugh awkwardly and said: "It's hard to live with, right? In fact, I had no contact with her after that, and all I could say to her was my best wishes.
I wish her success in her work, good health and a happy life!"
The hostess thought to herself, this guy just ran away after flirting! I didn’t expect you to be this kind of man, Brother Jing. I really misjudged you before!
So, she couldn't help but ask: "Why don't you contact her?"
"..." Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment, and looked at the host sister with some confusion. He wanted to ask: Sister, what do you mean by holding on to this?
"Maybe it's because of work! I was quite busy with work before, including filming and special training in the army. Especially during the special training in the army, I was so tired every day that I didn't have time or energy to think about other things.
I just wanted to fall asleep when I got down."
Zhan Langjing still had a good temper. Although he was reluctant, he still answered. After all, he studied just to be able to talk to Shacha calmly.
Of course, it would be a bit too much to say that the host lady is stupid. But the way the host lady presses on every step of the way is indeed a bit silly.
"Have you ever thought about dating her?" the host asked again.
Zhan Langjing was a little embarrassed and cursed in his heart: I hate Chinese Valentine's Day!
Others also felt that the host's question was too personal. Isn't it embarrassing? If Zhan Langjing has thoughts about others, then that's okay. If he doesn't have any thoughts, wouldn't it be nonsense?
, embarrassing everyone?
Is this the host lady deliberately stirring up trouble, or is she really stupid?
If you are really stupid, how can you become a host?
Obviously, the host lady did this on purpose.
Wu Hu said with a smile: "This kind of question is too personal! Aren't you forcing our brother Jing to pursue this young lady? It would be fine if we catch up with him in the future, but if we fail to catch up in the end, wouldn't it mean that we have to let him go?"
Is everyone laughing at our brother Jing?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing. The laughter was somewhat special. They probably wanted to use this laughter to cover up Zhan Langjing's embarrassment!
Only Wu Hu knew clearly in his heart that Zhan Langjing actually wanted to date his future wife. That's why he said this and explained Zhan Langjing's difficulties.
With Wu Hu's words as proof, Zhan Langjing finally breathed a sigh of relief and burst into laughter, "No, no...Actually, I have thought about asking her to have a meal, mainly because I wanted to apologize to her in person.
, after all, the interview with her was indeed a bit rude. But I never picked out the right time and opportunity, so I postponed it until now..."
At this time, I didn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day. I stayed at home watching the live broadcast and paying attention to my childhood idol Nan Jie. When I heard what Zhan Langjing said, I didn’t know whether what the other party said was true or not, but I felt somewhat hopeful in my heart.
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Of course, she didn't blame the host who asked Zhan Langjing this question like others did. Instead, she secretly gave her a like.
Sister, you did a great job! I love you!
To be continued...