Chapter 251 Shh! Let's be quiet so he doesn't hear!(2/2)
"There is nothing I can do. Due to my limited skill level, if you really let Fat Hu write something like those famous works that have been passed down through the ages, wouldn't that be making things difficult for Fat Hu!"
“I think Fat Hu’s poem is purely for prank. After all, how could a lyricist who can write lyrics like “Someone Like Me” not be able to write better poems than that spoof? Besides, Fat Hu has always been
You’re not a serious person, are you?”
"Who the hell would a serious person write poetry?"
"Who still remembers the poem 'Happiness is Bubbly' that Fat Tiger wrote before?"
"Hahaha……"
"I think it is necessary to add a collection of his poems to Fat Hu's Baidu entry, and completely nail this guy to the pillar of shame in the history of poetry..."
"Wow! You are so cruel! I like it so much! Second the proposal!"
"Fortunately, you spoke quickly, otherwise I would have taken out the knife..."
"Seconded!"
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When returning, Wu Hu quietly turned a corner and came to the place where he had found the pheasants and Clematis, and then discovered that the pheasants were indeed nearby.
Maybe Wu Hu just scared them in the morning and didn't hunt them. They didn't learn the lesson, so they came back again!
This time Wu Hu was no longer reckless, but quietly lay on the ground, approaching them cautiously like a cat, and then quietly pulled out three wooden sticks and pointed at one of them, which was the most majestic and seemed to weigh three or four kilograms.
The big male pheasant flicked over.
The two were seven or eight meters apart, and one shot went directly into the neck.
The male pheasant couldn't even fly. He fell directly to the ground and flapped his wings, twitching. Seeing this, the other pheasants immediately scattered and fled into the bushes.
Wu Hu didn't expect to continue hunting other pheasants. He stepped forward and picked up the male pheasant on the ground. He chuckled and said, "Young man, I can't cure you yet!"
With a look of defeat, he returned to the place where he had put the basket, put the basket on his back, hummed happily, and headed towards the shelter.
In the live broadcast room, netizens were speechless for a while.
"Why the hell do I feel like Fat Tiger is invincible alone in the forest?"
"I also feel the same way. Players from other groups always get into trouble when hunting pheasants, and often come back empty-handed. But Fat Tiger only misses a few times!"
"I originally came out to look for medicinal herbs, but I happened to take a pheasant back with me. The second group has Fat Tiger with me. I'm so lucky."
"So, it's not unreasonable for the program team to try every means to restrict Fat Tiger. I think with Fat Tiger's ability, it's enough to live alone in the wilderness."
"Don't even think about it. With Fat Tiger's current popularity, he definitely won't go there. He's not a human being. If he makes millions, he might as well write two more songs!"
"There will be international players joining next season! I wonder if Fat Tiger will participate again."
"It's most likely not possible. Didn't Fat Hu say he wants to make movies and TV series?"
"If we don't support him, he will come to participate again because he has no money!"
"You are the devil! Haha..."
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When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, the sun was still slanting in the sky, probably around three or four in the afternoon.
The fence outside the yard has been finished, and Lao Hu and Zhan Langjing are standing in the river, throwing stones to the bank, where a small pile of pebbles has already been piled.
Seeing this situation, Wu Hu was speechless, "Can't you save some energy?"
"Brother Hu, you're back!" Hearing Wu Hu's voice, Tie Tie walked out of the shelter and glanced at him a few times, "Nothing happened!"
"Well, no, everything went fine."
"Idle time is idle, just think of it as a warm-up. Hey? Fat Tiger, did you catch a pheasant again?" Lao Hu walked up from the river, "Have you found that herb?"
Yahuazi and Mina also walked out of the shelter, and Nacha Lun, who was lying on the big bed, turned his head and looked outside.
Zhan Langjing also walked ashore and looked at Wu Hu's backpack.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "I found it, and also found some other herbs!"
As he spoke, he put down the backpack and asked Tietie to boil water. "Brother Jing, you can take care of this pheasant later. Let's continue to drink chicken soup tonight."
"No problem, leave it to me!" Zhan Langjing said with a smile: "Lao Hu and I will go hunting in a while. You don't have to go. We've been gone for a day and have a good rest."
Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu, wondering if this guy would say 'warm up', but he still shook his head, "It's better not to go. I'm not worried about Lao Hu's diving ability. Anyway, we can still eat two potatoes."
"Dun, if that doesn't work, you can cut some banana tree cores to exchange for some. Okay, Lao Hu, help clean these herbs."
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Wu Hu sat down on a rock outside the shelter, took the cold water from Mina, and drank it. After a day in the forest, he was indeed a little tired.
Although he has a breathing method that can quickly restore his strength, he is hungry!
"Fat Tiger, you are looking down on me..." Lao Hu was dissatisfied.
"Wash out the herbs first. If you are not convinced, let's argue again." Wu Hu leaned back slightly and leaned on a pair of long legs behind him, which belonged to Yahuazi.
Yahuazi was pressing his shoulders, rewarding him as if he was a hero, and a group of wolf friends in the live broadcast room were howling with envy.
It is rare to have such an honest reason to enjoy Yahuazi's service, so Wu Hu will naturally not miss this opportunity. As for the wailing of netizens in the live broadcast room, what does it have to do with him?
Even though Yahua's mother frowned at this and secretly scolded him for being a pig who wanted to eat their Yahua cabbage, he still admitted it, 'I am that pig, what do you want?'
In his mind, he imagined Yahua's mother being furious about this, but with his helpless expression, Wu Hu almost laughed.
Of course, this is just his YY.
If he really encounters this kind of situation in the future, Wu Hu estimates that Yahua’s mother will look at him with a very cold look, or make some cold and sarcastic remarks to him, and tell him the gap between him and Yahuazi
How big it is, let him be a little self-aware and leave each other with some dignity.
At this time, Mina came out with a plate of jackfruit, "Brother Hu, you must be hungry! Eat some fruit first to satisfy your stomach. Sister Tietie also roasted some potatoes, I'll get them for you."
It turned out that they had known for a long time that Wu Hu would be hungry when he came back, so they had prepared food waiting for him. This feeling of being cared about made him feel good.
Seeing Wu Hu enjoying the grace of the beauty there, countless netizens were instantly envious and jealous.
"Shameless thief, get off my wife's lap quickly!"
"A brilliant man, an old thief with a gray beard... his culture is limited, I will follow."
"This is what a man should do!"
"He can take his place!"
"Are you all daydreaming? Can you please wake up? That's my wife!"
Chapter completed!