Chapter 23: The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva
On the other side of the street, a group of women appeared.
The woman in front is not ugly, with willow-leaf eyebrows, big eyes, and small lips.
She is not too old, and at most she is only twenty-five or six. If she is divided into three, she is really a beauty.
Unfortunately, she has three chins.
Women like this are still "slim" among those groups of women.
The rest of the women had five chins and six chins.
We must never say that they are pigs, because pigs are definitely not as fat as they are.
Among this group of fat women, there is the fattest woman. This woman is as tall as two floors and is covered in fat.
She walked slowly, like a moving mountain, a mountain of meat.
Her eyes are not small, but now they have been squeezed into a line by flesh. Her neck may not be short, but now they are filled with stacks of fat meat.
On this fat woman, there are five or six men, each wearing very bright clothes, very young, not ugly, and some of them have pink on their faces.
In fact, they can't be considered very thin, but compared to this woman, they look like little monkeys.
Fortunately, the dishes in the store were not available, otherwise Xia Yunmo might have already spitted them out.
But when Xia Yunmo saw this scene in front of him, he knew that he would definitely not be able to eat tonight.
"Who are these... women?" Sun Xiaohong said with some difficulty.
Xia Yunmo smiled bitterly and said, "The Great Happiness Female Bodhisattva and her disciples, Bai Xiaosheng's weapon list does not rank female masters, nor does he rank magic masters. Otherwise, this person would definitely be able to rank in the top five, or even higher."
Sun Xiaohong said, "How could you get into such a Bodhisattva?"
Xia Yunmo said: "When I got the golden silk armor, four colorful men were coming to rob them. So I killed these four men."
"Then these four colorful masters came. They were all masters, the Five Poisons Boys from Miaojiang. These Five Poisons Boys are experts in poisoning. They wanted to sneak attack me secretly, but they were killed by me."
"This female Bodhisattva of Great Joy is the master of the Five Poisons Boy. I don't know if I kill this female Bodhisattva, will there be any Arhat Buddha coming out?"
I beat one and made a bunch of them. This is not a fantasy novel.
Dongdongdongdongdong~
The footsteps became louder and louder, and the happy female Bodhisattva was like knowing where Xia Yunmo was. She actually pulled down the window with a grim smile on her face.
"Xia Yunmo, Mr. Broken. I found you."
It was Sun Xiaohong who followed the old man Tianji to the world on weekdays and had seen many worlds. At this time, she was still scared and unconsciously took a few steps back.
Stacks of fat meat are piled up together and then smiled at you. Who can stand it if a normal person?
"Da Huanxi Female Bodhisattva, I really don't want to fight with you. You'd better leave quickly, otherwise I will kill you later, and you can't get rid of it even if you want to."
Xia Yunmo sighed and said, he didn't even dare to look at this female Bodhisattva directly.
It would be fine if she was really a giant, but her huge portion was all piled up with greasy fat. Xia Yunmo felt that he would eat less food after taking a look at her.
But his memory is pretty good. He just took a look and forgot about it again.
He had seen the two snakes of the blue blood, the five poisons, and the green demon hands. Their looks were extremely strange, but they mostly gave people a sense of terror. This was the first time Xia Yunmo saw such disgusting things.
If you meet a person with psychological cleanliness or perfectionism, and see this happy female Bodhisattva, you are afraid that you will reach the Pure Land soon.
When the words of the Great Happy Female Bodhisattva heard, his eyes that were trapped in the fat flesh suddenly lit up.
She laughed loudly. When she laughed, the fat on her face was trembling, then the fat on her neck, and then the fat on her body was trembling. With her laughter, the man who was originally holding her was actually bounced out.
In a vague manner, the whole earth was trembling.
Fortunately, she didn't laugh for long, otherwise Xia Yunmo would have been unable to help but attack her, because the laughter was also very unpleasant, like the screams of ghosts in hell.
"Xia Yunmo, I have heard of your way of breaking my heart's meridian with one palm. I will stand here, and you can attack me. If you can kill me and break my heart's meridian, it is your ability."
Bodhisattva Dahuanxi said that his eyes, which were originally covered by fat, were exposed again for some reason, and became very bright.
The corners of her mouth raised and a smile appeared, but it made people feel chilling.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Xia Yunmo shouted hurriedly, and everyone looked at Xia Yunmo.
But Xia Yunmo looked at the Great Happiness Girl Bodhisattva, then looked at his hands, slender fingers, delicate skin, and even his nails were neatly trimmed.
So Xia Yunmo raised his head and said, "Don't think I'll touch your meat mountain. I love my hands very much, and I don't want to practice it."
The streets became very quiet because of the arrival of the Great Joyful Girl Bodhisattva, and it became even quieter at this time.
Who doesn’t know that the female Bodhisattva Dahuanxi is a tyrannical person? She can say that she is fat, but if the rest of the people dare to offend her, the consequences will be very miserable.
Sure enough, the face of the big happy female Bodhisattva suddenly became cold: "If you don't want toast, you will be punished for wine."
Her pair of fleshy palms, with the whistling sound of the wind, grabbed Xia Yunmo directly.
Xia Yunmo pulled Sun Xiaohong's hand and flew out from the other side of the window.
"Aren't your sword technique very high? Kill her with one sword." Sun Xiaohong looked at the high-speed moving fat behind her, her stomach was churning, and she wanted to vomit.
Although this female Bodhisattva of Great Joy is indeed a mountain of flesh, her light skills are very good. She flew out like a balloon, and even the sun in the sky was blocked from the light.
"I don't want to use my sword to poke such a fat piece of meat." Xia Yunmo said.
Sun Xiaohong was almost crazy. Everyone was in the world. Whether it was the kung fu in his hands or the kung fu in his sword, they were all for killing people. Even though some people had unique hobbies, they had never heard of that person, and they were reluctant to take action in the crisis of life and death.
"You can't use your own, but you can use someone else's." There were many people watching the fun on the side of the road. Xia Yunmo pulled out one of the swords, and his body shot out like a meteor, and stabbed the throat of the happy female Bodhisattva with a sword.
But the female Bodhisattva of the Great Joy not only did not hide, but instead laughed and let Xia Yunmo stab him with a sword.
The sword light flashed like a stunning rainbow and lightning. In the blink of an eye, it had pierced into the throat of the female Bodhisattva of the Joy.
But when the sword stabbed in an inch, it could no longer be stabbed in.
This female Bodhisattva of Great Joy actually clamped the sword with the fat meat on her neck. It seems that too much fat meat is also beneficial, at least she can practice such martial arts.
The Bodhisattva Dahuanxi smiled grimly, and his two huge palms slapped at Xia Yunmo again.
Xia Yunmofei usually retreated and frowned. This happy female Bodhisattva was afraid that it would be difficult for her to kill her with "ruthlessness". Her flesh became her strongest defense.
"Check the hairpin for use."
Xia Yunmo said, and Sun Xiaohong immediately took out a hairpin from his arms. Xia Yunmo waved his arm and the hairpin flew out.
Xuantian Hand is perfect for practicing this hand. As long as it is skilled in hand, Xia Yunmo will achieve twice the result with half the effort.
In addition to the experience I heard from Li Xunhuan yesterday, I am very confident about this hairpin.
With a "puji", the hairpin was inserted accurately into the eyes of the Great Happiness Girl Bodhisattva, but the Great Happiness Girl Bodhisattva's laughter stopped, and instead added a hint of madness and creepy feeling.
"You can't escape. I like you more and more. Come and be with me." She was smiling grimly, and the hairpin was still stuck in her eyes, and the blood continued to flow.
But she seemed to be unhappy and was still giggling. Suddenly, he pulled out the hairpin with his backhand and put it in his mouth and chewed it in his mouth.
No wonder this guy is so fat, it turns out that he is so edible.
"What should I do now?" The Great Happy Female Bodhisattva scared Sun Xiaohong too. This woman is still a human being, and she is clearly a giant beast in the prehistoric world.
"There is another way." Xia Yunmo said calmly.
"What's the solution?"
Chapter completed!