Chapter 1 Getting Started
"I said, "The fourth brother, can you hurry up? I finally applied to my family not to go home to play this year. Why do you think you are like a sissy, not as quick as you Mongolians? Are you really a Mongolian? Apart from the fact that your "nationality" is written on your ID card, it seems that your little body doesn't feel like a Mongolian man."
I was feeling unhurried as my dormitory buddy was still packing things in the women. But now I take advantage of this guy to pack things, let me introduce it first:
My name is Yan Wu, yes, it's just that the word "Xu" is separated. Anyway, my father still had a lot of meaning when he named me. According to him, when I was born, I was covered in dark clouds and there were thunders outside. The first cry of my birth was even louder than the thunder outside. At that time, I was shocked by several lights. Anyway, whenever I talked about this, my father was spitting and couldn't stop for three or two hours. I don't know whether it was true or not. As for the name, it seemed that I missed it once, and it seemed that I was born at noon, and then I just had the word "wu".
I am seventeen years old this year, just like a little flower. As for looking like a person, I think I am still very charming. Although I have no girlfriend for a year in school, there is nothing I can do about it. I guess I am too dazzling and blinded other girls so I didn’t notice me.
Speaking of my school... Alas! I feel a little ashamed, there is no way. I performed a little abnormally during the exam. Hehe, I only got a third-rate technical secondary school entrance exam, that's right, it's a technical secondary school! College students in my era are still very awesome, and even technical secondary school can still be assigned! Very awesome!
I said so much, but it was actually a small accident during the exam. In the end, there was no way. My father asked me to join the army. I refused to obey (I can't endure hardships). In the end, the mother who loved me spoke, so I was able to ask someone to send it to this school. After I came, I realized that this school could actually come in with some money. In a year, my summary of this school was just a word "chaotic"!
As for other things, I will introduce them slowly in the future. Now let me talk about the class I am in now. After I came, because I was walking through the back door, I had no choice but to be assigned to a major - secretary! I guess everyone will think of this word, that is, "The secretary does something, and the secretary does nothing."
For this reason, our major is divided into two classes. There are forty-six people in our class. Including the one who came from behind me and me, there are only seven people in total. Typically, yin is better than yang, and many people think that we live in honeypots, so women will not become the harem of our seven men. If you have this idea, you can die.
Speaking of the secretary major, can’t we have an interview when enrolling students? Just the thirty-nine monster-level "beauties" in our class, okay, I won’t express my personal opinions.
Let’s talk about the members of our dormitory:
Boss: Song Jingshan, a native of Changbaishan, was still talking in a dialect that no one could understand when he came. I heard that his family was a farmer and he made money by planting some ginseng. People are honest and look like farmers, but if this guy is deceived by his appearance, you will definitely suffer a loss and be fooled. He is the kind of person who is honest on the outside and has a smooth heart.
Second brother: Han Wenfu, an Inner Mongolian native, this person is not as straightforward as an Inner Mongolian person. He always plots against his own little Jiujiu in his heart. He belongs to Cao Cao. I can only be sorry for you, but you can't be sorry for me. I'm a little selfish.
The third brother: Xiang Feiyu is also from Inner Mongolia. This person is straightforward and a typical Inner Mongolia man. He doesn’t have that much thought. If you treat me well, I will treat you well! He doesn’t speak so much. My good friend!
The fourth brother: Shi Tianfeng, this guy is also from Inner Mongolia. To be honest, we have to say that there are seven boys in our dormitory, four of them are Inner Mongolian. Only this guy looks like he is thin and thin, just like he was abused when he was a child. He should be the best relationship with me. As for people, I won’t comment on them at first.
Lao Wu: Li Zixuan is a bit vulgar and is also from Inner Mongolia. He likes to follow the trend and follows the trend. He probably has bad conditions when he was a child. In short, he has to do whatever he does. He can't look down on him. He is a little tired of living.
My buddy is the legendary Sixth Master! Lao Liu called Liu Brother for the sake of face, and Yan Lao Liu if you don’t. Anyway, at school, there are too few people who can really name it, that’s it.
The last one is a guy who is even later than me, named Lou Xuan, a rare surname, and a person, and his story is also found later.
Today is the third day of summer vacation. Except for those who don’t go home, they basically left at school, but the fourth brother and I haven’t left yet. As for the reason, it makes me envious, jealous and hateful. Why? Because this guy is with his beautiful little wife in a small hotel that costs ten yuan a night outside for two days and two nights, and his buddy is indeed waiting for two days while eating steamed buns and pickled vegetables in the dormitory.
Anyone who has been to school knows that in school, basically everyone is a moonlight clan in the last month. If anyone still has thirty or fifty yuan, they are all Kuan Ye. Someone has summarized it this way. In the first month of school, it was the emperor, who produces seafood every day, big fish and big meat.
The second month is the official, and at least he can go out every few days (just a few classmates go shopping in the park, etc.), which is quite nourishing! The third month is the common people, who are in the canteen with three meals a day, and they are reluctant to take meat when they see it, but at least they can eat enough.
In the last month, it was a beggar. When it was time to eat, it was no different from beggars!
"I said to Lao Liu, you are anxious, you must not let the man get angry. I haven't exhausted me to death these two days. Your sister-in-law and I will have to be separated for a month, so these two days... you know. Besides, I don't want to worry about it." Lao Si continued to pack up his things and said disregardlessly.
I was angry when I heard this: "Get out, you're so happy for two days. I'm bored in the dormitory for two days. My brothers are gone, I'll do it alone. I'm not like you. Both of you find a girlfriend. I'm a bachelor. I'll give you a task next year and solve the problem of being single."
When I heard my words, the fourth brother said contemptuously: "You can't blame me for this. I said, "Liu, you look pretty good, and it's pretty good. Although you are a little bit worse than me, you are so stupid. The times are different now. Don't be so conservative. No one says you're going to get married if you find someone.
Just say that last time the third brother celebrated his birthday, that girl was so angry with you. You guy, you had enough food and drink enough, ran out to play games all night. Do I mean you are really stupid or fake stupid!"
"I said to Fourth Brother, you said that woman, isn't that woman the next door Du Lao Er's woman? Can I do that?" Hearing my words, the Fourth Brother said angrily:
"Okay! I'm really speechless, you're awesome! You deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of your life."
We both said that we had packed up and arrived at the station. We just checked the tickets. Because we had already bought the tickets in advance, we took the bus. You know, it took two nights a day to go from our school to Inner Mongolia. Therefore, we both were very luxuriously booking two "hard seats". You said we bought a sleeper! Brother, we don't have money, it would be great if we could go back!
"I'll go! Lao Liu, our buddy is lucky. Did you see that? We sat opposite the seats of our two girls, and they are really good-looking! How about it, one person, you choose first, maybe you can even tell something in this car."
I think, why is the fourth brother, who is so fucking small body, so lustful? Every night, every day, the groom, this guy is not allowed to become a person in the end. But I have to admit that this guy is better than me. Although he doesn’t look very good, he doesn’t lack women. It can be said that in our dormitory, this guy went to school for a year and changed nine girlfriends! Basically one per month! This is what makes me envious, jealous and hate the most!
"Hello all beauties. Where are you all going? I'm going home with my classmates!" Fuck! Just when I was in a daze, the fourth guy had already met him. I don't know if he was born. When I saw the girl, my face turned a little red and I was embarrassed to speak. My body seemed to be a little hard, so I could only nod my head stiffly.
"Hahaha, we're going home too!" One of the girls with short hair said cheerfully. It seems that many girls with short hair are cheerful. After a while, the fourth brother got familiar with these women. The guy skillfully took out the poker from his bag and said he wanted to play "right buttons"!
The long journey was long and everyone was young. After everyone became familiar with me, I could let go. Although I had thought about something going on, I probably couldn't let go due to my personality, but I could already start chatting with these girls normally.
"I said Shi Tianfeng, I heard that there are many strange things in Inner Mongolia. My grandmother told me a lot of ghost stories when she was a child, and they all happened there!"
"Well! That's really! There are so many, why don't I tell you two..."
Chapter completed!