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Chapter 39 Xiaoman's Mutation

early morning,

Qi Shan's work was completed. After handing over to the staff during the day, he ran away with his sleeping equipment. His steps were fast and steady, and there was no way... there were a bunch of messes inside.

The first thing I did when I got home was to wake Song Xiaoman up from bed, prepare for work at school, and wash my face and brush my teeth for breakfast.

I learned from yesterday's lesson. This time, in order to cater to Song Xiaoman's taste, I specially bought salted tofu brain. Not only did I add sesame oil, chopped green onion, soy sauce, but also a little hot sauce.

"Hehehehe!"

"What?" Song Xiaoman couldn't help but be happy when he saw the salted tofu brain this night and said, "Are you planning to turn back to justice? I just said... This universe is all our salted party, so you should just lean aside."

“…”

This little guy,

Is it a stingy face?

Deserve a beating!

Qi Shan was so angry that she was so angry that Sweet Education was wrong. Once she catered to her, it would create a wrong illusion for Xiaoman, thinking that she was the master of this world and everyone had to listen to her. This was wrong!

Only stick education is the VIp in the education industry. After all, Xiao Kuihua's mother said... Any child who is disobedient, just take it to the bathroom and close the door, and beat it hard. The effect is fast and good!

"Eat quickly, I will teach you a way of practicing the mind that I can open later!" Qi Shan grabbed a meat bun and took a bite.

Song Xiaoman:???

What?

Qi Shan is still very happy?

It seems that today is not April Fool's Day?

Song Xiaoman took out his Nokia old man machine. The one on it was not April at all. He asked with confusion: "I said Qi Shan... Didn't you take medicine this morning? Can you be happy? Our class teacher can't prescribe it, can you?"

Faced with Song Xiaoman's questioning, Qi Shan just smiled slightly and silently said in his heart disdainfully. Since ordinary people can't write the way of writing, then we have to ask back, who wrote the first mind method in the world?

actually,

This is the same as the road. There is no road in the world, and when more people walk, it becomes a road. The same is true for the mental method. There is no mind method in the world, and when more people use it, it becomes a mind method.

This book "The Third Set of National Radio Gymnastics for Primary and Secondary School Students (Out of Print)"... Can you believe this is a book of mental methods?

What's the result?

He was slapped loudly in the face.

"Ahem!"

"Who told you that you can't write the mental method if you are not a practitioner?" Qi Shan coughed lightly and said with a mysterious look on his face: "In the past, Pangu created the world, but now Qi Shan created his own mental method, it makes sense!"

cut!

Bullying the kids!

Or isn't it human?

Song Xiaoman glanced at Qishan, took a sip of salty tofu brain, ate a bite of bun, and asked, "What... Does Qishan have any effect in your mental method? Can it allow me to walk sideways in school?"

"Are you a crab?" Qi Shan said with a look of regret: "What do you do to become a cultivator? Just let you bully others? Your concept will not make you stronger. Look at the strong man outside, who is not holding Tian Xingjian and constantly improving himself?"

“…”

"What did you just say?" Song Xiaoman looked confused: "I don't understand... What's the mean? Why don't you wash?"

Oh my god!

This is the end of bad study!

Qi Shan looked heartbroken and regretted that he couldn't be a good person... It seems that in the future, Saturdays and weekends, we should not just train, and we should also prepare the itinerary for tutoring Chinese, mathematics, physics and chemistry. We should discuss with the village man. The female gangster can't stand it!

"well!"

"It is probably impossible to rely on your retirement. As long as you can stay away from old age," Qi Shan sighed. Seeing that Xiaoman had almost eaten, there were still thirty minutes before the village man sent Xiaoman to school, he hurriedly called Xiaoman out of the room and came to the yard.

When she arrived in the big yard, Song Xiaoman looked confused. Didn’t she go to school? Why did she call herself here?

Is Qi Shan going to beat me up?

But it seems that I have made no mistakes recently!

"Qishan?"

"What are you going to do to me?" Song Xiaoman asked suspiciously: "I'm quite honest recently... there's no need to look like this, right?"

"Teaching you on your mind!"

"I deliberately got you up thirty minutes early, so you don't have to worry about being late for school." Qi Shan knew what Song Xiaoman was worried about, so he explained it, hoping to stabilize her uneasy mood.

However,

Song Xiaoman completely collapsed.

“…”

"Qi Shan!" Song Xiaoman inserted his waist and scolded angrily: "Do you know how cruel it is to wake someone who likes to sleep thirty minutes earlier? It turns out that my biological clock has been adjusted, but because you thirty minutes earlier... my time system is completely messed up!"

"I don't care!"

"I'm going to take a leave today, I won't go to school!" Song Xiaoman began to mess around.

After hearing this, Qi Shan wanted to hit someone, so he laid so many things in front of him, such as biological clocks and time systems, so he almost believed it himself, but the result was to not go to school...

"Bang!"

A shocking thunder!

He instantly honestly told Xiaoman, muttering something in his mouth with red eyes, and stood in the yard with angrily, watching Qi Shan take out a torn book from his coat.

"The legendary heart decision!" Qi Shan said with a smile: "Now I will teach you specific actions. Just stand behind me and learn in a good manner. Do you know?"

"oh!"

Although Song Xiaoman was reluctant, in order not to get beaten, he could only cooperate with Qi Shan's performance.

"Kangsang Amida Musi!" Qi Shan started to beat the rhythm: "The third set of radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students across the country, start now!"

“124..."

“224..."

"twenty four..."

Fool!

How could I live with such a person for five years?

Song Xiaoman followed with reluctance, raised his hand, raised his foot, twisted his butt and turned his head. Although it was his first time doing radio gymnastics, his movements reached a level of perfection.

moment,

The broadcast gymnastics is over.

Qi Shan glanced at his belly. The little flame inside was not strange, but was still so small and weak... He was not too sad about it. Even if he was talented, he would not have broken through the second floor the next morning, right?

Say it?

How is the little man?

Looking back,

Qi Shan saw Song Xiaoman looking at his belly with a suspicious look on his face. After raising his head, the eyes of the two met. Song Xiaoman asked in confusion: "Qi Shan... Why is there a white air ball in my belly?"

ah?

air mass?

Shouldn't it be a flame?

Qi Shan was a little surprised. Could it be that Xiaoman awakened his spiritual energy? Then the "Third National Radio Gymnastics for Primary and Secondary School Students (Out of Print)" changed, and the foundation of his strength became a gas mass.

“Huh?”

"Oh my God!"

......
Chapter completed!
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