Chapter 3 Doctors and Experts
Regarding this report, Qi Shan clicked in and took a look. The contents were almost all about criticizing Yihua Dongmen for being plotted against him, and analyzed who is the current master who may attack Yihua Dongmen.
However, Qi Shan automatically ignored these contents, and the comments below caught his attention. Since the revival of spiritual energy, everything has changed, including some netizens on the Internet.
Today's Internet can be described in one word, which is so civilized. After all, the real-name system has made many keyboard warriors put away their keyboards.
"This old guy usually loves bragging so much, but now he has been forced into it by others. He gives him two words - deserve it, he really treats himself as a dish, shameless!"
"Strong insertion? Where to insert? Why do you need to insert? How hard is it when inserting? Is there any reverse insertion? Is there any oil before insertion?"
"The young man upstairs...your mind is dangerous!"
"The second floor is bright!"
"The second floor is a person with a story!"
The building is crooked,
Qi Shan looked confused. Except for the comments on the first floor that were targeted speeches, the floor behind was full of speculations about tough insertion and personal worship of the second floor.
After closing this news, Qi Shan started his favorite thing, eating gutter oil, holding the heart of the United Nations... He made a very personal comment on domestic and foreign news.
Simply put, it is just to be a lever!
Get a little satisfaction in arguing with others.
After all, in addition to waiting for the delicious food to die and waiting for the patient to come to the door automatically, he supervises Song Xiaoman to exercise well. His personal spare time is extremely lacking, and his spiritual pursuit is about to wither.
In this state, either burst out or die silently. But history tells others that burst out is not that easy, and in many cases, they die silently, just like when they came to this world silently.
"I don't agree with the Ninth Floor's view. I think the reason why the human body can have spiritual energy is that we have experienced such things before and then retained this part of the genes!"
"Reply to the 13th floor, there are problems with your ideas about spiritual herbs, spiritual fruits, spirit stones, etc. My personal opinion is that these things should be used to replenish the spiritual energy in the body, but increasing their capacity will probably be very small."
"Reply to the 30th floor, your idea is very interesting, and I agree with it very much. Everything can be used as a carrier of spiritual energy, but there are also restrictions. Only organisms can be used as carriers. Of course... there are exceptions, such as spirit stones or spirit iron."
Qi Shan made a fierce rebuttal and personal remarks on a certain post in the local civilian forum. In this section, Qi Shan is quite famous, and everyone affectionately called him - the God of Great Sword.
Because his forum ID is called 'The whole world owe me a big sword'.
"snort!"
"No combat power!" Qi Shan and four or five people started to fight, until they got off the line, then put away their phones and looked at Song Xiaoman who was stomping on horseback.
The reason why Qi Shan is so majestic on the forum is inseparable from the efforts of Song Xiaoman. If Song Xiaoman had not been unsuccessful, Qi Shan would not have forced himself to learn so much spiritual knowledge. Not only did he read it himself, but he also learned from it and conducted various analysis. Over time, he would have rich theoretical knowledge.
But having this knowledge alone is useless. Fighting online is not about whether you are smart or not, but whether you can tell some seemingly reasonable but irrelevant content.
to this end,
Qi Shan also learned a lot of current experts' speech methods, language structure, and central ideas. Gradually, Qi Shan also gained the ability to talk nonsense. Of course, Qi Shan said it well in many cases.
"Raise your chest and raise your butt a little more, right...just like this, hold on for an hour, and then practice jumping rope!" Qi Shan saw that Song Xiaoman was suspected of being lazy, and hurriedly stopped him.
snort!
Too bad!
Speaking of which, if you are in this situation, does it fall within the scope of the Law on the Protection of Minors?
When Song Xiaoman heard Qi Shan's words, he scolded him more than a hundred times, but his body responded honestly, straightened his chest obediently, and then lifted his little butt up.
"I said Qi Shan... People eat a lot of spiritual herbs and spiritual fruits. I heard that eating 10,000 can automatically upgrade to the first grade. Otherwise... buy me some?" Song Xiaoman stuck out his little butt and looked at Qi Shan with expectant expression.
Faced with Song Xiaoman's request, Qi Shan was helpless. Although everyone was on the same starting line after the revival of spiritual energy, not everyone was strong, and there were many elderly, weak, sick and disabled. Song Xiaoman was the most unlucky one among the elderly, weak, sick and disabled.
Logically speaking, the more you are like this, the more you need to make up for it, and use the power from the outside to offset the internal defects. However... the current problem is very obvious, one word... the thief is poor!
"I'll work hard!" Qi Shan sighed, with helpless expression on his face, and then said earnestly: "Xiaoman... Our life is not easy. If you can be like this today, it's not that I will feed you with shit and urine. Cherish it... When you grow up, you are filial to your brother Qi Shan."
Get out!
You have fed me all the time, and you are still filial to you!
When Song Xiaoman heard this kind of words that wanted to hit someone, a wild force was brewing, but when he saw Qi Shan's eyeing, he was instantly discouraged. Although the revolution was great, he could not bear the consequences of failure.
Song Xiaoman once resisted and carried out the so-called reforms, but every time it ended in failure, it was all right to fail... In the end, he even paid for the pocket money.
final,
Based on his own experience and the lessons of history, Song Xiaoman came to a rather reasonable conclusion... In the face of capitalist exploitation, personal power cannot be defeated!
"Is anyone?"
Just as Qi Shan was supervising Song Xiaoman, a man's voice suddenly came from outside the yard. Although the sound was only three words, Qi Shan heard anxious, nervous, and uneasy emotions from it.
"Here's here!" Qi Shan hurriedly got up from the recliner and was about to go out to greet him. He turned to Song Xiaoman and said, "I'm not in time, do I understand if I work hard?"
After the words,
Then he left in a hurry.
"Are you a doctor?" A young man looked at Qi Shan with his stomach covered with sweat.
"yes!"
"Come on... Let's talk about it first!" Qi Shan pulled the patient and hurried to an illegal building next to the Siheyuan.
"Register first."
"Two hundred experts, twenty doctors." Qi Shan said sincerely.
The patient was stunned for a moment. The clinic was quite complete and there was even registration option. He asked, "Do you still need to register?"
"No!"
"Although the sparrow is small, all the organs are all in one's mind, don't talk nonsense... which one should I hang?" Qi Shan asked.
The patient had almost no hesitation and asked for a doctor's number. Then he saw Qi Shan coming to the corner and waved to himself.
"Sit down!"
"I'll take a look at your pulse first!" Qi Shan stretched out his hand and took the pulse for the patient. After a moment... he said helplessly: "It's over, it's over... It's over!"
Hearing Qi Shan's words, the patient's face turned pale and said in horror: "Doctor...this is over? I've just gotten married, and the house and wife are 90% new. Is this the other person's?"
"well!"
"As a person... it's not normal to have a person with three or two shorts. Anyway, I'm powerless in your situation. Why don't you find an expert to see what to say?" Qi Shan asked.
Since that was the case, the patient could only follow Qi Shan's opinion, and then hung up an expert number, then watched Qi Shan walk into the inner room, while he stood foolishly.
Not long after,
Qi Shan walked out again.
"Sit..." Qi Shan said with an inexplicable look on his face.
Hearing Qi Shan’s question, the patient collapsed and shouted angrily: “What’s your situation? Evolving from a doctor to an expert in three minutes?”
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"I was an expert, did I understand it just a substitute just now?" Qi Shan said hurriedly.
The patient was even more devastated and said hurriedly: "Then why didn't you look at me just now? Is it necessary to ask me to have another account?"
Facing the question,
Qi Shan calmly explained: "You have a disease of 200 yuan. Your number is only 20 yuan just now. If I had just seen you, the outpatient department would lose 180 yuan!"
The patient was stunned for a moment, and did not intend to be confused at this critical moment. He hurriedly asked: "Expert, what is my situation?"
"fine!"
"Go back!" Qi Shan said expressionlessly: "It's just that you've eaten bad things. Usually, you don't eat some spiritual herbs and spiritual fruits of unknown origin. What's the sale of spiritual herbs for fifty yuan per pound. To be honest... straw is not that cheap!"
"That's right!" the patient asked in surprise: "You...didn't you just say I'm going to be finished?"
"The doctor said you're done, but the expert said it's okay!"
"Go home!"
Chapter completed!