This day,

Qi Shan spent all his time in a daze. Even if Zhuge Ping took care of him, Qi Shan would at most hum twice, then sat silently on the sofa, looking at the foreign language news channel that he could not understand at all.

"Qishan!"

"Do you need to pick up Xiaoman?" Zhuge Ping glanced at the time, rushed to Qi Shan with his eyes blank, and said, "If you don't go, Xiaoman will probably be out of school."

well!

Life is... so helpless!

Qi Shan stood up silently, lowered his arms and came to the kitchen step by step, opened the refrigerator and took out two cucumbers from it, and said to Zhuge Ping: "Mr....I'm going to pick up Xiaoman."

Seeing Qi Shan's absent-minded state, he hurriedly stepped forward to block his way. Although Song Xiaoman had only known each other for a day, Zhuge Ping's impression of her was not only one level better than Qi Shan.

"Don't go!"

"If you are like this, it is easy to cause accidents." Zhuge Ping said with a serious look on his face, then arranged Qi Shan on the sofa, came to the garage by himself, and drove an Audi off-road vehicle to pick up Song Xiaoman.

well!

Life is so miserable!

When Qi Shan heard the sound of the car starting, he knew that someone had answered Xiaoman, and couldn't help but sigh again. Why was he always so unlucky? Is there something wrong?

for example...

Many people around him have awakened and become awesome cultivators. Even Song Xiaoman, the little salted fish, has awakened, but he has not awakened. He feels very angry when he thinks about it.

well!

Just be angry, otherwise what else can you do?

The wheel of life will not brake because of this little thing, right? It still stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward.

...

"Brother Zhuge Ping, I didn't expect you to pick me up!" Song Xiaoman sat in the passenger seat, curious about everything in the car, and asked hurriedly: "Where is this guy Qi Shan?"

"Your brother seems to be unable to do it anymore... he seems to have a serious illness." Zhuge Ping frowned slightly, and Song Xiaoman, who was playing with the electric chair, said: "I'll go back later, and ask your brother what's going on and why it's not possible... we'll handle his funeral."

"Don't worry, I won't drive you away, after all, Qi Shan saved my life." Zhuge Ping is still a person with temperament at this point and will not be killed because of Qi Shan's death.

In addition,

Zhuge Ping has few friends in daily life and has almost no social circle. In the past two days, he just had a small circle, a small circle formed by three people.

"It's okay!"

"According to my Song Xiaoman's inference, Qi Shan is here for my aunt." Song Xiaoman slowly lay down with the help of the electric seats, and said heartlessly: "This situation often happened before. At the beginning, I thought a bright future was coming, but... I beat me up the next day."

“…”

It seems that

There should be nothing wrong.

Zhuge Ping breathed a sigh of relief and drove home intently.

Ten minutes later,

Song Xiaoman found that the car was constantly retreating. After careful observation, he realized that the speed of the car was slower than that of a person.

"Brother Zhuge Ping!"

"Speed ​​up!"

Song Xiaoman looked close to the car window and saw an old man with a crutch through the glass. He thought he would surpass this old man, but the distance was getting farther and farther away, so far that he couldn't see the crutch.

"I would rather stop three minutes than grab one second... a car accident is as fierce as a tiger." Zhuge Ping leaned tightly on the steering wheel and educated Song Xiaoman: "According to statistics, death in car accidents is the number one killer in today's society. Every year on this blue planet, 1.3 million people die in car accidents, one is injured every two seconds, and one is dead every fifty seconds."

"Do you still want me to speed up now?" Zhuge Ping asked confidently. He believed that the shock of numbers would make the child feel scared.

“…”

"I want to speed up!" Song Xiaoman said seriously.

If Qi Shan had not appeared in Song Xiaoman's world, perhaps this statement would make Xiaoman feel scared, but... in the past five years, Song Xiaoman has been trained to be extremely powerful, and has reached the point where he jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements.

this...

It's indeed a brother and sister.

After a lot of hardships, Song Xiaoman and Zhuge Ping arrived home smoothly. They thought it would be a sumptuous dinner when they entered, but the result was three buckets of Kangshuaibo instant noodles.

"Eat..." Qi Shan sighed and said unhappily: "It's thirty seconds to eat."

Zhuge Ping was stunned for a moment. Food such as instant noodles was simply a nightmare for him, because there were a lot of preservatives inside, which could easily cause cancer... Once it caused cancer, then I would see you again in this life.

"Oh my God!"

"Instant noodles!" Song Xiaoman widened his eyes, swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and asked in tremblingly: "Qi Shan... don't you let me eat instant noodles?"

"Why..."

"Isn't life just about eating, drinking, defecation, and urinating. If you can't eat this and that, it's boring to live." Qi Shan threw a sentence silently, then pulled open the paper cover and ate instant noodles.

Suddenly,

Two people, one big and one small, enjoy the world's greatest invention - instant noodles in the "single".

this...

how so?

Zhuge Ping's mood was hard to calm down at this moment. He originally wanted to resist with Song Xiaoman and asked Qi Shan to cook obediently. As a result, Song Xiaoman seemed to be given a magical curse after seeing the instant noodles.

Is it really that delicious?

"Brother Zhuge Ping!"

"Why don't you eat?" Song Xiaoman asked curiously: "It's super delicious!"

snort!

Little liar!

Zhuge Ping smiled and said silently: "Even if I, Zhuge Ping, starved to death, died at home, and had stomach acid, I would never take a bite of instant noodles!"

“???”

“???”

Qi Shan and Song Xiaoman looked at each other, silently ignored Zhuge Ping, and sucked instant noodles.

"Xiaoman!"

"I'm going to work in your school and be a librarian." Qi Shan planned to talk to Song Xiaoman, but he was a relative after all.

"ah?"

"Qi Shan, are you going to work in our school's library?" Song Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, a nervous expression appeared on his face, and said, "No...you can't go there because...because..."

Although Song Xiaoman usually hates Qi Shan, once Qi Shan encounters any danger, she is more sad and sad than anyone else. After all, for Xiaoman, she is angry but happy in the past five years.

"They said that as long as they go there at night, they will die immediately... Our school library usually closes until four in the afternoon, and at the latest five in the afternoon!" Song Xiaoman persuaded: "Qi Shan, please don't go... It's really scary there!"

well!

fear?

Don’t you know how horrible you are!

But... my mind was confused by money at that time!

Just as Qi Shan was feeling emotion, a "sighing" sound suddenly appeared. The two of them were stunned for a moment, and then they saw Zhuge Ping eating instant noodles with sweat on his head.

"It smells so good!"

......
Chapter completed!