Chapter 1 Go! Be a soldier!
"Be careful of boiling water! Give it a hand! Be careful of boiling water! Give it a hand!"
Standing by the door of the green train compartment, wearing a 87-style winter training uniform without a erectile banana, solemnly lifted the Green Army's backpack tied up above his head, and shouted loudly with a strange voice in his mouth.
The recruits who were crowded at the door were immediately startled and subconsciously separated.
Before everyone could react, he solemnly and proudly passed everyone and jumped off the train quickly.
The recruits behind quickly discovered that they had been fooled and cursed one after another.
"Your mother! It's so scary?"
"Sanctify you bastard!"
Zhuang Yan turned around and made a face at the other recruits who were still crowding at the door, and smiled with a thick face and said, "Stupid!"
His smugness naturally attracted a group of people to curse again.
The solemn mood is very good.
Just now on the train, he played cards with some fellow villagers. Seeing that the last bad card was about to lose the only packet of Hongtashan left on his body, he was so anxious that the train actually arrived at the station!
Good luck comes, and it can't be stopped!
He grinned solemnly, threw the sign at the table, shouting that he was anxious to pee and then slipped out of the car with oil on the soles of his feet.
At the station, a cold wind blew, and he shrank his neck and stamped his feet.
It was early December and the temperature dropped to only a few degrees. For southerners, this temperature was considered a severe cold season of the year.
"It's so fucking freezing!"
At this remote small station, hundreds of new recruits were squeezed into this remote station. New recruits from all over the place gathered to get off the train. There were heads surging in Wuyang and Wuyang everywhere, and there were shouts of soldiers and noises from new recruits. As soon as they got off the train, they felt like they jumped into the toad pit.
Before the arrival of the solemn god, new recruits from other provinces had already arrived.
Eight hours ago, Zhuang Yan was escorted by her father to the armed forces, and changed into this kind of fat winter training uniform that was a bit unfit, and then sent to the train station like a prisoner.
Become a soldier?
Zhuangyan never thought about it before.
Throughout his high school years, he was as good as a fish in water. He was known as the "little bully" of No. 1 Middle School, and was the person who had a headache when meeting people.
Although the college entrance examination scores are not good, at least I passed the self-paid line. I thought I could sneak into college and experience the romantic campus life of my seniors holding my seniors' hands under the moon. Unexpectedly, my father Zhuang Zhenguo, who had been a soldier, secretly signed up for him, and in the end he actually got on the campus.
At the beginning, Zhuang Yan even thought about not being able to cheat and even refused to have a physical examination.
No one knows his son better than his father. Zhuang Zhenguo is very good at dealing with his son. He said with a cold face, "You have to go to jail if you want to go to jail, but I won't stop you."
Although he was puzzled about whether he would go to jail if he was not a soldier, Zhuang Yan still dared not test the law with his own eyes.
Even if I can't go to college, I can't go to prison to live under the same roof with the criminals. Zhuang Zhenguo completely lost his temper and followed.
When the two fathers and sons compromised each other and took a step back - Zhuang Yan went to join the army honestly, Zhuang Zhenguo went to find his old comrades in the army and brought him to the military logistics department.
Dog day!
It is said that father and son cannot be formed without grievance.
Zhuang Yan felt that Zhuang Zhenguo must have owed him a lot of money in his previous life, but he still owed the money and refused to pay it back, so he still had to have a lot of trouble with him in this life.
"It's gathering! It's gathering!"
Zhong Shan, the deputy instructor of the fifth company who was responsible for receiving the soldiers of Zhuangyan, stood in front of the train and raised his right hands to the recruits who had just got off the train.
"In the order arranged in the armed forces, we formed two horizontal lines and moved closer to me!"
No one remembers the order of queuing in the armed forces, no one lined up according to Zhong Shan’s request, and everyone was wandering around in the spot like a headless flies.
Zhong Shan was a little furious. He had to step forward and pull a tall man, then pull another one, pointing at the two recruits and shouting: "Everything is arranged behind them from right to left in order, aligned!"
After a long struggle, the horizontal lineup, which was crooked like an earthworm, was finally arranged.
"It's 11:20 p.m.." Zhong Shan looked at his watch and shouted loudly: "We want to stay here for an hour. Everyone first go to the bathroom, and then come back here to move freely. Remember, don't run around! Disband!"
The recruits dispersed with a "whistle" and went to find the toilet.
Zhuangyan was pulled from behind by his fellow villager He Huan.
"Zhuangyan, you kid is really not good enough! You were going to lose that card just now, and you still owe me a packet of Hongtashan!"
Zhuang Yan turned around and looked at He Huan, then said with disgust: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, what are you saying! He arrived at the station before the last fight was finished, how can he count it!"
"What doesn't count!" He Huan was anxious, "You boy escaped faster than a monkey. I flipped over the cards you threw on the table, and it was a bad deck of cards, and I'll lose!"
"You said you lost if you lose?" Zhuang Yan rolled his eyes and said quite rogue: "It's not considered losing until the end. Do you understand the rules?"
"You kid shouldn't have a surname Zhuang, you'll have to change your surname!" Facing the solemn face of being thicker than the city wall, He Huan could only ridicule him for a few words to satisfy his verbal pleasure.
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and go to the bathroom. I'm really panicked." Zhuang Yan no longer paid attention to He Huan, turned around and left with a step away without looking back.
After finding the toilet at the station, the two of them were stunned.
There had been a long queue at the only toilet door, with at least hundreds of people.
"Fuck!" Zhuang Yan was startled, "This is to be ruptured even if the bladder is ruptured!"
He glanced at the door of the women's toilet next to Zhuangyan. There were only three female soldiers standing in front of the women's toilet. Like them, they were also wearing green winter training uniforms.
At this moment, Zhuang Yan quickly made a novel discovery - the same 87-style winter training uniform, which was much better looking when worn by those girls of seventeen or eighteen years old than Zhong Shan, a military recruiting cadre wearing officer uniforms.
"Hehe, what are you looking at?" He Huan next to him laughed meaningfully.
Solemn barely said, "It seems that there are no female soldiers in our group?"
He Huan said: "Maybe it was female soldiers from other provinces. I heard that there were very few female soldiers, and they all went to the military region more often."
Zhuang Yan laughed in her heart. Didn’t he just go to the logistics department of the military region?
Well, at least in the past three years, the soldiers will not be too boring. Without the flowers and moon on campus, there will be green years with birds flying and swallows dancing, right?
The team moved forward slowly.
Zhuang Yan couldn't hold it anymore, so he pulled He Huan, "I'm leaving, I won't wait."
He Huan said with a puzzled look: "You won't go to the toilet anymore? I heard that I will have to take a long car later."
"How can a living person suffocate to death?" Zhuangyan pointed to the darkness in front of the platform, "Go there."
He Huan immediately looked embarrassed and said, "No, right...we are soldiers at least..."
"Coward!" Zhuang Yan left the queue, left He Huan and walked forward alone along the platform.
He walked a hundred meters away and could no longer see the crowd at the station from afar. He Huan observed the surroundings, jumped off the platform and got into the darkness.
There is a white building about twenty meters away from the platform.
He trotted solemnly, and soon arrived next to the building.
This is a warehouse at the railway station, with brick and wood structure and a herringbone roof. It is a bit old and dilapidated. The ground is black and it looks like powdered coal when stepped on it.
Turning to the dark corner behind the warehouse, he smelled a smell of urine and frowned.
It seems that I am not the first person to be unable to hold back here.
As soon as I opened my crotch, suddenly, footsteps came from the other end of the warehouse.
Zhuang Yan was shocked, quickly zipped, turned around and hid behind the corner.
Although he is not afraid of the world, he is caught and lets water everywhere and can't hide his face.
A black shadow appeared at the other end of the warehouse and stopped alertly at the corner.
Chapter completed!