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Chapter 504 Embarrassing Li Er (two in one)

The eldest son Su was in a daze and didn't remember how he came. When everyone dispersed and Dahu pulled him back, it was difficult for him to walk. Only then did he remember that he had been cooking rice before and didn't know how many bowls of rice he had eaten.

"Or I'd better send you back. If this continues, I'm afraid I won't wait for you to protect me. I'm afraid you'll kill myself. You won't be able to adapt to the Du family's life." Dahu persuaded.

"No need for brother-in-law, I'm fine. It's rare to see Your Majesty once. I'm happy and ate more, just treat it as a fun thing. It's okay, and your steamed buns are really amazing.

Let’s go back soon, tell me the wonder of the bamboo tube bathing…”

Big Tiger:...

This guy is really a big heart. You are almost overwhelmed and are still thinking about the shower? Could it be that you still want to continue researching for the afternoon when you are full?

"I'll send you back and have some rest first. I'll get you some digestive medicine. Otherwise, you'll probably not have to eat for three days, depending on your appearance."

The big tiger sent Master Su back to the room and went to Du Shaoqing to get the medicine. But he didn't know that it was this time that almost killed Master Su.

Du Shaoqing has always been thinking about the matter of mobilizing troops in the Northeast. Although he will die if he is wary, he will take the initiative to bring war to the world and harm the people too much, just like the First Emperor unifying the world, if there is no war in the world, unification is the best way.

Du Shaoqing may not have as great ambition as the same world, but he doesn't mind pushing the historical process with his own hands. Moreover, this time he finally obtained a "war license" from the emperor.

So after dinner, he asked Princess Changle to accompany the emperor and his wife to go to the study to think about countermeasures and write a letter.

Emperor Li Er was free and followed his granddaughter Xiao Xuanxuan to visit her exclusive pharmacy. Li Er also wanted to see how this child who did not need to learn the Four Books, Five Classics, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and learned medical skills since childhood. He studied medicine every day and what kind of environment it was to cultivate a miracle doctor like Du Shaoqing.

"Grandpa, do you think my pharmacy is beautiful?" Xiao Xuanxuan took Li Er's hand and pointed to the arrangements in the pharmacy, introducing them as if they were aware of them.

This was the first time Li Er saw such a unique pharmacy, and he also felt his eyes lit up.

The medicine cabinet is specially made. Because the ordinary medicine cabinet is very high, it even requires a ladder to get medicine. However, Xuanxuan is too small and climbing up to the lower level is very dangerous. Therefore, Du Shaoqing personally designed this kind of high medicine cabinet for children with a room full of children, and the shape is carved with kawaii patterns, etc., his daughter Xuanxuan loves it very much, and she even surpasses the toy house.

"Well... your father is very careful and has created such a special pharmacy for you. It's very good, and it's more exquisite than my study.

It’s just that something is not great. There are all kinds of medicines here that are mixed with smells. You may feel very uncomfortable after staying for a long time, right?” Li Er said with concern.

Xiao Xuanxuan smiled sweetly and said, "No, grandpa, dad said that it is full of the fragrance of herbs. If you stay with herbs all year round, you won't even get sick. There is no benefit in other places.

Recently I was thinking that based on this principle, I have invented a sachet of herbs that can be hung in the house or smelly on the body, and can also prevent illness. Hehe, when the time comes, I will give it to you and my grandmother one."

Li Er was so happy that he thought he didn't love this child in vain. He had a large group of children and grandchildren, but no one was as filial as Xuanxuan.

"Okay, grandpa is waiting for the sachet you made. Then grandpa will sign you as a fourth-class princess."

"Princess? Xuanxuan is a princess now? Grandpa, have you become a poor memory? You have already named someone as Xuanyang Princess. Although it is not as nice as Xuanxuan, everyone is used to calling it that. I am used to it. If you have another princess, wouldn't you call Princess Xuanyang Princess? It's so difficult to pronounce, it doesn't sound nice at all, I don't want it." Xiao Xuanxuan is still too young and doesn't understand that princesses have grades.

Li Er laughed and didn't explain again.

"Grandpa, are you sick?"

Xiao Xuanxuan suddenly asked this question very seriously, and Li Er was stunned by the question. Why is this child so imaginative?

"Ah? Why do you ask like this? Grandpa is very good and there is no discomfort." Li Er replied in a confused manner.

Xiao Xuanxuan showed a disappointed expression, "Hey, that's a pity. I have medicine here. Grandpa, if you are sick, you can take medicine. Maybe you can take medicine I prepared with your own hands."

Puff... Li Er almost vomited blood. Why did he feel awkward as he listened to this?

However, he didn't bother with a child, but was more interested in the medicines that Xuanxuan said, so he asked: "Oh? Xuanxuan can dispense medicines independently at such a young age? Do your father know?"

"Of course I know, it's what he taught me. I'll let you see the medicine I've given. They are all my little secrets, and most people don't tell him."

As he spoke, Xiao Xuanxuan opened a small drawer and pointed to the porcelain bottles inside and said, "Grandpa, look, this is the secret golden sore medicine from our family. Dad was the first to teach me the configuration. The medicine is very expensive, but the effect is excellent.

If you are hacked to death by a bad person one day, no, no, it won’t work if you die, but you will be cut half dead, well... maybe half dead, anyway, when you are not dead, apply this golden sore medicine to the wound, which can stop the bleeding quickly and will not die.”

Killed to death? Half-dead? Li Er twitched his lips, thinking how big is this granddaughter's heart? Besides, can't you change someone if you give an example? After all, I am an emperor, you...

Before Li Er finished complaining in his heart, Xuanxuan continued, "By the way, the biggest effect is to stop bleeding. Broken hands and feet, etc., and also require additional bone cleavage. If the wound you are chopped by someone is too big and the medicine is not enough to apply, you need to take the life-saving pill inside first, then disinfect it with strong alcohol, and then use needle and thread..."

"Ahem, my good boy, grandfather knows. Let's take a look at something else. Grandpa is the emperor and will not be cut off." Li Er, looking at the other party's constant momentum, interrupted quickly.

"Oh, are you interested in golden sore medicine?

Let's change it and let you see my most powerful invention, which is not as good as mine even Dad admits." Xiao Xuanxuan proudly opened a drawer with a child's squat pattern.

Li Er was afraid that the child would be sad and quickly explained: "It's not that I'm not interested. I know the golden sore medicine. Your father gave me a lot of this thing and I can use it."

"You see, this is the laxative I invented, called Yixu Qianli. The effect is very strong. Grandpa, if you do one day..."

"It's okay, don't worry, grandpa is in good health." Li Er interrupted quickly when he saw that the other party wanted to use himself as an example.

"No, as long as people get sick, and the problem of stool is blocked, maybe I will have to go there one day." Xiao Xuanxuan argued.

Li Er was speechless, "Ahem, didn't you say you wanted to make a sachet for your grandfather to avoid illness? If that is the case, how could you get sick? You don't need to take medicine."

"Oh, too." Xiao Xuanxuan nodded and Li Er sighed as if he had escaped the disaster, but Xiao Xuanxuan then said, "But I haven't found that sachet yet. Before that, you might get sick? What if it's tomorrow?

I'd better introduce you to the usage of this thing, and I'll give you a small bottle of pills, which are sweet and delicious."

Puchi, Li Er felt an arrow in his knee, and was nailed to death. He just listened to Xuanxuan's introduction to laxatives in a daze.

Although he was amazed at the pharmaceutical talent of this granddaughter, Li Er felt afraid that the medicine was so effective. This child was not inspired by pranks, right?

"Grandpa, don't be distracted. Let you recognize someone familiar. You must be familiar with this thing." Xiao Xuanxuan opened a drawer with a long bearded old man.

Li Er came back to his senses and smiled, "I recognize this, ginseng!

Judging from this appearance, I am afraid it is not a century-old ginseng, but a treasure."

Xiao Xuanxuan clapped and praised: "I've answered correctly!

However, this is not just ginseng, but is used specifically for life-saving purposes. Usually, doctors only know how to use ginseng Yiqi Huanyang Decoction to save people who are seriously injured and dying, but there is no secret recipe like ours.

If my grandfather got sick or was injured that day, even if he had only one breath left, he could temporarily save you from making Huanyang Soup. Hehe, because we have added a lot of other things to this place, it is all a secret, only Dad and I know."

Li Er knew that this was the secret recipe of the Du family, and the granddaughter girl said it out.

"And this..."

Seeing that the other party was about to continue introducing, Li Er couldn't help but stop. If he continued to introduce it, he was afraid that this child would let him get all the diseases in the world.

"Good kid, good kid, grandpa remembers that there are other things, how about listening to you talk about this? I..."

Before Li Er could finish speaking, a small figure ran in at the door of the pharmacy. It turned out to be Xuanxuan's younger brother, Xiao Eucommia Du, who was over two years old.

"Sister, sister, come with me to see you. I've succeeded. I've piled up a beautiful house..." Xiao Du Zhong said to Xiao Xuanxuan with a slight voice.

Xiao Xuanxuan is showing off her achievements, and she is not in this mood. She said impatiently: "Oh, aren't it just a pile of building blocks? My sister has been tired of playing. You can go play by yourself. I have to take my grandfather to visit the pharmacy. I will continue to learn pharmacy later. I don't have time today, so I will play with you another day."

Xiao Du Zhong came excitedly, but was turned away. In an instant, tears surged up. Li Er looked at his grandson's appearance, smiled and walked up to him to comfort him, "What good thing has Zhonger made? Your sister needs to study? Grandpa accompanied you to see if it's okay?"

Xuanxuan, I will come again another day and take Zhong'er over first, so I won't disturb you from learning medical skills."

After saying that, before the other party agreed, Li Er took Xiao Du Zhong to escape. When Xiao Xuanxuan saw this scene, she imitated her father's appearance, shook her head and sighed: "I am impatient and only know how to be greedy for fun, and it is hard to become a great person..."

...I don't know who she saw Du Shaoqing evaluate, but she actually learned it. If Li Er saw her granddaughter evaluating her like this, I wonder what her face would be?

Besides, Li Er, who followed Xiao Du Zhong to the toy room, had just learned to play with building blocks, and a large pile of wooden blocks finally piled up into a irregular house under his patience. Not to mention how happy Xiao Du Zhong was.

Li Er was also surprised to see the small wooden blocks that were almost at least 100 times fast, and were piled up in shape. He praised his grandson Du Zhong repeatedly. Few children could achieve this patience.

"Yeah, Zhong'er is very awesome and can pile up so many small pieces of wood.

Huh? Several pieces here are highlighted and not very elegant. Grandpa will help you correct it..."

"Grandpa, this is not called a small wooden block, it is called a building block. Dad invented it, my sister gives it to me..."

Li Er said, and Xiao Du Zhong corrected it.

But at this moment, Li Er wanted to help his grandson help his grandson help some irregular blocks of building blocks to make them more beautiful. Who would have thought that it would be a thud...

Li Er's hand was frozen there.

Xiao Du Zhong's words stuck when he reached his mouth, staring blankly at the collapsed building blocks.

In this situation, Li Er almost cursed, why is he so unlucky? It's over, I don't know how long it took for this little grandson to get it done, but he was ruined by his own finger. Tsk... It's really embarrassing.

Xiao Du Zhong looked at his grandfather, then looked at the pile of ruins and the fingers that committed the crime. The expression on his face changed several times, tears gushed, his mouth slightly opened, and his throat was trembling.

Li Er looked down and hurriedly held back and apologized, and promised repeatedly that he would pile up the same ones.

Seeing that his grandson decided not to cry, Li Er sighed.

Just as he was working on building blocks, Xiao Du Zhong got up and ran out quickly. Li Er knew it was over at a glance. He designated to complain, but now he would not let his wife laugh at his daughter.

He shook his head helplessly and smiled, wandered around the toy room, studied the new toys a few times, and was about to turn around and leave.

Who would have thought that a huge figure blocked the door, and the little Du Zhong rode a big tiger to block the door.

Li Er was stunned. What's the situation? He didn't go to complain, but he was going to find helpers. He wanted to take revenge on me? How did Du Shaoqing teach this child? He was so young that he was bullying people with his power. Isn't it just a toy? As for bringing a tiger over to hurt people?

Thinking of this, Li Er couldn't help feeling a little dissatisfied and was about to talk to Du Shaoqing.

"Grandpa, are you leaving? Didn't you promise to help me pile up the building blocks? You're not lying to Zhong'er, are you?" Xiao Du Zhong looked at Li Er with a questioning little look.

This is the first time that Li Er has been scrutinized so directly, but I think it is because I am in the wrong hands. Although I am not used to it, I can only smile awkwardly: "How could it be? My grandfather is old, so he stands up and moves, and then he starts to build up.

By the way, Zhong'er, you didn't tell your mother and grandma, did you?"

Xiao Du Zhong patted her chest like a little man and said, "Of course not. A man wants to keep his word. Zhonger agreed not to complain."

Li Er's face turned red and thought to himself that if I had just walked out of this door, I would have broken my promise. Compared with my grandson, I would not be considered a man.

"It's right, Zhong'er is so nice. By the way, what did you bring the big cat here to do?"

After asking curiously, Xiao Du Zhong explained seriously: "My sister taught me that if a bad person bullies me, if you can beat me, you can beat me. If you can't beat me, you can go back and call me a helper."

I... Li Er really wants to vomit blood. Is this my grandson? What are you talking about?

"Isn't Zhong'er's words just accidentally breaking your building blocks? Is it a promise to pile them up for you, and you still bring your big cat to everyone? This is not a good child, so you are not allowed to do this.

I am your grandfather, not a bad guy.”

Li Er educated with a stern face.

Xiao Du Zhong was not fooled. She sat on the big cat and shook her head and said, "Grandpa knocked over my building blocks, that's a bad guy. Only when you pile up the building blocks can you become a good grandpa.

I brought Xiao Miaomiao to come here not to fight, but to stare at you. If you run away as a bad guy and don’t help me build blocks, I can’t catch up with you. Xiao Miaomiao can help me chase you back.”

Puff... Li Er really vomited blood this time. It turned out that it was taught by the quirky granddaughter? How can he be clearly organized at such a young age? Looking at this way, if he doesn't make up for it today, he will not be able to leave this room.
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