Chapter 336 Bearded Uncle Selling Jewelry
"By the way, if you are not convinced if you are not convinced, Dad will cure you again and then beat you again until you admit defeat and accept it. This is how we taught Cui Chong a lesson a few months ago." Xiao Xuanxuan added. As for whether these people know Cui Chong, then don't care.
I... the Western Turkic envoy was holding the two pairs of plasters in his hand, looking at the little girl with a serious look, then looked at Du Shaoqing, then looked down at the plasters in his hand, and felt a little black in front of him, and then fell backward and fainted.
This incident shocked everyone present, including the Tang Dynasty guards guarding the gate of Honglu Temple. He thought to himself that Du Fuma was so powerful that such a method would be absolutely satisfying. Look at the Western Turks who were so scared that they really greatly increased the prestige of the Tang Dynasty.
Yuan Gaisuwen asked Du Shaoqing in disbelief: "Monkey King Du, what Ling Er said is true?
Western Turks come to propose marriage with sincerity. How can diplomatic relations between the two countries lynch?”
The general who followed the Western Turks shouted: "Ha! Don't bully people too much. We are sincere in our mission to the Tang Dynasty. Even if we fight our lives, we will not let you humiliate the special envoy."
The general shouted loudly, and a large group of Western Turkic warriors behind him were ready to confront Du Shaoqing.
With such a formation, the tiger under Xiao Xuanxuan's seat exploded in an instant, and immediately took two steps back, made a defensive posture, and roared at the enemy. This series of reactions made many envoys of other countries lit up their eyes, and they became even more envious of the tiger. They actually knew to take the initiative to protect their master? It was so amazing.
Xue Rengui stood up with a knife, and without saying a word, he forced the generals of the Western Turks to take a step back together. He was also at the Honglu Temple a few days ago. Everyone had experienced the power of this Tang warrior.
Du Shaoqing waved his hand to signal Xue Rengui to step down, and explained to Yuan Gai Suwen with a smile: "What's the matter? Children play for a while. How can you take it seriously if they play house? I'm really just giving him medicine for injury. Marriage is a state affairs. I, a fourth-rank official, will not participate in the political discussion."
Then he said to the Western Turkic General: "I have delivered the medicine. Whether it is used or not is your business. Everyone has come to the Tang Dynasty. I hope you can be at peace and do not cross the line. The Tang Dynasty's laws are strict, whether it is for the people of the Tang Dynasty or the envoys of other countries."
After learning about the matter with the Western Turks, Du Shaoqing then turned around and greeted the group of envoys next to him like a spring breeze.
Everyone watched a farce in a daze and left many questions in their hearts, but they could only put it aside at this time because more people did not care about the grudges between the Tang Dynasty and the Western Turks, but instead came up to say hello to the little princess riding on the tiger.
"Prince Du, here is Helemi, the envoy of the Khitan King. When he saw the little princess, this tiger mount, he was very domineering and wanted to have one. I wonder if you can teach this beast taming technique. You can just say what conditions are needed."
"The beast taming technique must be extremely precious. How can you let your Khitan family go? There are many tigers in our Wei family, so of course we have to come first."
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These envoys said one by one, almost made Du Shaoqing unable to interfere.
Xiao Xuanxuan looked at it and patted the big cat gently. The latter roared at everyone, and everyone immediately became quiet. Then the little girl turned back to her father as if she was seeking credit.
Du Shaoqing touched his daughter's hair and explained to everyone with a smile: "Everyone, there is no such thing as taming beasts. This tiger was saved by us by chance. We have been with the little girl since we were young, and there is only one in the world, so we will disappoint you.
Come to Xuanxuan, let’s meet all the uncles.”
Xiao Xuanxuan greeted these uncles whom she didn't know well. Seeing a weird man with the most courage, a big bearded face and a jewel-like body, Xiao Xuanxuan laughed and said, "This foreign bearded uncle, can I ask you a question?"
When I saw this noble little princess being the first to ask myself, the Khitan envoy seemed to feel great glory, wiped his hands on his clothes, and said excitedly: "Little princess, don't call me uncle, but I can't afford it. My name is Helemi, just call me Xiaohei."
Puff... Du Shaoqing next to him almost burst into laughter, what are you calling you? Xiao Hei?
You, such a big and thick man, probably forty years old. If a five-year-old child calls you Xiao Hei? Why didn’t I feel that you are still cute? This scene is really eye-catching.
"No, Xiao Hei is the name of Grandpa Yuchi's second son, so I can't call you." The little girl said seriously. She usually called Yuchi Baoqing as Uncle Xiao Hei.
"Well... well, you can call it whatever you like. If you have any questions, just ask." Helemy said respectfully.
"It's already summer. Why are you wearing so many layers of clothes? Are you not hot?
Also, who made your clothes for you? It’s too ugly. People here don’t wear them like this at all.
The strangest thing is, why do you have so much gold and stones on your body? It must be very heavy. Did you come to the Tang Dynasty to sell gold?
What does your long chain do? Do you still need someone to hold it and help when you walk..."
Xiao Xuanxuan innocently raised her little head, and her big eyes flashed one question after another.
At the beginning, the Khitan envoy was thinking about how to answer so as not to be rude, but then he was not calm. From the second question, why did the little princess's idea go off the line? What's going on? The fourth one I can't answer at all...
Until the fifth and sixth ones, the strange questions made the Khitan envoy confused. It seemed as if a big stone was blocked in his chest. He couldn't swallow it and vomit it out, and almost choked to death.
Fortunately, Du Shaoqing grabbed his daughter from behind, which was too rude, "Xuanxuan, you can't ask this.
This uncle is wearing precious jewelry, which means that his family is very rich. The clothes he wears are different from ours, because he is a Khitan, so he should have different local dressing habits, regional characteristics, and customs..."
Du Shaoqing's answer should be said to be a normal person and there is almost nothing wrong with it. At least it sounds like this in Goguryeo's Galso, after all, the customs of Goguryeo are different from those of the Tang Dynasty.
But to the Khitan envoys, this is simply a final blow!
Xiao Xuanxuan suddenly realized: "Oh... it turns out that he is a bearded uncle who sells jewelry."
Puff... At this time, Helemi's inner monologue was: What kind of jewelry is sold? Are these all purchased in your Tang Dynasty?
What customs? I, the Khitan, had just been crowned as king from a group tribe by the Tang Dynasty. Where did I have any customs and regional characteristics? Is it better to learn the aristocratic style of the Tang Dynasty from beginning to end?
What made Helemi vomit blood was that through the dialogue between the father and daughter, he had already clearly understood that he seemed to have learned the wrong way and did not learn to become a nobleman of the Tang Dynasty. Instead, he was ridiculed by others. It was so embarrassing.
This straightforward man was also a man who did what he thought of, and took off all the jewelry on the spot and threw it aside. He even took off the inappropriate silk clothes layer by layer. If Du Shaoqing hadn't stopped him, this man would have been naked.
Helemi, who deeply realized his mistake, respectfully bowed to Xiao Xuanxuan and said, "Thank you for your advice. Since you can see that so many things are wrong with me, you must be a person who knows what you know.
Please help Helemi choose a new outfit and jewelry. I want to dress up like you as a complete Tang Dynasty nobleman and not let him laugh at him."
Wow... Du Shaoqing said that this Khitan beard looked thick, but he didn't expect that he was quite clever.
Chapter completed!