Chapter 103: Absurd Farce(1/2)
"Mr. Wen, Miss Wen, our husband wants to invite you to Penglai Pavilion for a gathering." The group of people who met Wen Jiu stood apart from one step away from the three of them, bowed their heads and bent down and said, "My husband is Lord Xiangshi."
"Your Excellency? Are you from the island?" Wen Jiu frowned slightly, then smiled and said, "What if we don't want to go?" Wen Jiu glanced at the bulging pocket in front of people without any concealment.
The leader looked at Wen Jiu's pocket with Wen Jiu's eyes. Since he had noticed what was in their hands, he smiled at Wen Jiu and said, "Miss Wen, jokingly, Your Excellency Xiang Shi said that you should invite the two of you to come and have a gathering no matter what!"
"Is that right?" Wen Jiu half-covered her eyelashes, and only showed a small and delicate tip of her nose in front of her, saying, "That's really a coincidence. Now my uncle and I don't want to go very much. If there is a need, I think we will go by ourselves. I won't bother you to invite each other."
As he spoke, the bamboo stick in his hand happened to catch up with the team behind him, and it fell lightly on the ground. As a result, Wen Jiu's unpredictable spiritual power and the staring eyes of the people on the other side.
The leader, who didn't understand the meaning of Wen Jiu's words, saw the last bamboo stick landing on the ground with his own eyes. However, when he looked up again, there were no signs of Wen Jiu and others in front of him. The person who was shocked suddenly stepped forward and took a step forward and whispered: "Damn it!"
Wen Jiu, who was extremely close to the man, seemed to think that the formation he set up for some people was too easy, so he stretched out his bare hands and quickly pinched a few tricks in front of the few people before making a gesture to Wen He and the owl behind him, so that people could keep up with his own pace.
Wen He and the Owl, who were surprised in their eyes, both knew the current affairs and did not speak, but followed Wen Jiu tightly and left the place where they were attacking each other.
Finally, the three of them were farther away from that place. The owl asked with a distorted look in front of Wen Jiu, "Miss Wen, I want to know what he had just given birth? Why did they suddenly not see us?"
"Because," Wen Jiu said as he saw a trash can, he paused and walked towards the trash can and said, "I used the bamboo stick to set up a formation for them. In short, this formation is just the ghost-killing wall you know." He raised the remaining bamboo sticks in his hands towards the owl and Wen He. Wen Jiu relaxed his hand, and the remaining bamboo sticks that were not useful were completely dead.
"Ghost hits the wall? Formation?" The owl spoke in surprise. Even Wen He looked at his little niece in disbelief, with words asking for explanation in his eyes shaking.
Seeing the two of them staring rounder than the other, Wen Jiu didn't stop and smiled and looked at the restaurant behind him, "Let's go up and look down, maybe you will see a lot."
"Okay." The owl nodded. He was there just now, but he really didn't feel anything special. He was wondering why this daughter-in-law threw down a total of forty-nine bamboo sticks.
"However," Wen He, who had not made any sound, saw that both of them looked at him, smiled embarrassedly and touched his nose, saying, "Should we ask someone to come and take them away? Or ask someone to come and pick us up?"
"Uh, sorry." The owl reached out and pointed behind his ear: "Hey, the code name owl, yes, people are needed here."
"It's very unfortunate..." The owl who had hung the inside line spread his hands towards Wen He and said, "They are already waiting for us at the intersection!"
"Then let's go." Wen He pondered for a moment, then walked towards the intersection first and said, "Anyway, can you have surveillance video?"
"Ah, yes!" The owl, who was originally indifferent, suddenly slapped his thigh and said to the two of them: "Why did I forget? There must be a satellite video here on the lieutenant colonel bus!"
"Lieutenant Colonel?" Wen He paused at his feet, then covered his eyes and walked towards the front, "Is Xing Le here?"
"Yeah." The owl nodded to Wen He with a strange expression, and stepped back and said, "Lieutenant Colonel said he wanted to give you a surprise, haha, that surprise, so..." The owl begged with a hint of slightest in his eyes: "Mr. Wen, can you not tell the lieutenant Colonel that I missed?"
Wen He walked straight forward without turning his head back when he heard the owl's words. However, the usual steady pace was a bit anxious today, and Wen He took very fast steps step by step.
However, Wen Jiu gave a smile to the owl a look of self-seeking blessings, and followed his uncle. His steps were neither fast nor slow, but he just kept a certain distance from Wen He.
The owl behind Tuliu couldn't help but curse secretly. I really don't know the rumors spread by a little bastard, such as gentle as jade, and indifferent and elegant. It was obvious that these two people were evil in their bones. Look at the creepy smiles, they really believed their evil.
Thinking that the surprise of his lieutenant colonel was gone, the Owl seemed to have thought about what he would face after returning to the team. You should know that this ascetic old man definitely has nothing to hold back!
At this time, Xing Le, who was still tidying up his military cap and coat in the car, kicked the driver's seat in front and looked at the reflector and said, "Hey, look, am I so handsome?"
"Handsome, so handsome, Lieutenant Colonel!" The driver and assistant who had not closed their eyes for a few days really couldn't understand. This person obviously stayed up more nights than he did, so why did he feel like he was injected with chicken blood when he arrived in the capital? Before he could think about it, the driver suddenly opened his eyes widened and looked at the rumored lieutenant colonel's wife who was walking in front of him but was definitely no less than running!
The driver, who was speechless for a moment, quickly stared at Wen He with wide eyes and said loudly to Xing Le behind him: "Hurry, Lieutenant Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel is the wife, hide it!" Damn it, if the wife saw Lieutenant Colonel, wouldn't he have to kneel on the washboard when he came home? You know, Lieutenant Colonel didn't seem to have come home to see him when he came to Beijing this time!
"What! I'm here?" Xing Le suddenly felt excited and hurriedly held the rose that had been prepared but was now a little miserable in his hand. He quickly opened the car door and greeted his lover.
I don’t know if it was because he got up too quickly. Xing Le, who stepped on his feet, suddenly staggered and was about to fall forward. Wen He, who was about to stop, was shocked and ran forward and saw someone picking him up.
And the bunch of roses that were already in vain was suppressed by two big men, let alone giving them away, even Xing Le had no eyes to see them.
However, at this time, the driver and the owl looked at the two people hugging each other with longer heads, and sighed "Oh" in their mouths. It turned out that they thought they were wrong before. Now it seems that their lieutenant colonel may be the one below!
The two men, who secretly thought they had obtained some important gossip, immediately looked at each other, and the owl saluted Xing Le and said, "Report to Lieutenant Colonel, the code-name owl reports to you."
"Return to the team!" Xing Le, who was standing upright, cast a slightly deep-minded look at his subordinates, then stood up straight, pulled his clothes casually, and gently raised the bouquet of roses in front of him, looking at Wen He's expressionless handsome face and said weakly: "Little Sun..."
"Xiang Shijunya is now in Penglai Pavilion, and the information about his money laundering in China is still in my company. When will you want it?" Wen He took the bouquet of roses in his hand angrily, and then said to Xing Le with a plain expression: "When will you take action?"
"That, Xiaoyang, I, I'm here to see you, no matter what Shijunya." Xing Le knew that it was going to be ruined when he saw Wen He's expression. Then he carefully touched his face full of stubbornness and said, "I, I'm sleeping, really!"
"Okay, go and look in the mirror first!" Wen He's face turned slightly red. After pushing the man into the car, he smiled and looked at his little niece behind him. His face suddenly turned red and coughed a few times, saying, "Well, Xiaojiu, should we go back first, or...?"
"I'm not in a hurry, uncle, and grandpa will go home in the afternoon? I think, if I don't mind, I want to welcome grandpa at home." Wen Nuo was picked up by the way, and Wen Jiu chuckled and connected it in his heart.
"Hey, little wine!" Wen He waved at Wen Jiu casually and said, "The circle you threw out with bamboo sticks is really good."
"Yuan, gossip?" Wen He frowned and asked, "What's it?"
Seeing that his lover had thought about it, Xing Le quickly said to Wen He in a flattering manner, "Little Sun, come and see, this is this, Xiaojiu uses this to make those people circle in the same place." Xing Le pointed to the satellite display hanging in his car.
"Ring in circles in place..." Wen He repeated it softly, and couldn't help but get into the car and looked at the place where Xing Le pointed. Then, his mouth slightly opened and looked at Wen Jiu who was sitting in the last row of the car and said, "Xiao Jiu, this, did you just throw it away?"
"Yes." Wen Jiu bent his mouth and said, "A small formation."
As soon as these words came out, not only Wen He and the owl twitched the corners of their mouths, but even Xing Le couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Xiaojiu's formation, tsk, is not small for us."
No, the inner ring of the bamboo stick thrown by Wenjiu is round, while the outer ring is in the shape of a huge Bagua, and the diameter of the round directly spans the entire food street. In other words, Wenjiu made a Qimen Dunjia on the food street in such a short time.
Xing Le, who had touched his head, looked at the ten people who were still playing around the place and said to Wen Jiu: "Xiao Jiu, how long will this formation last?"
"Until someone took away one of the bamboo sticks, the formation no longer existed." Wen Jiu leaned on the back chair of the car and slowly closed his eyes, obviously not wanting to talk more.
Of course, Xing Le would not ask anything more. After all, it must be strictly calculated. The captain of the No. 71 Special Operations Department is higher than his own. He is absent from the Chinese power and power. Even the top leader of China should respectfully call Captain Wen to Xiaojiu.
He waved to the owl in front and said, "Drive, let Xiao Fang sleep for a while."
"Yes, Lieutenant Colonel." The owl nodded, walked straight to the driver's position that was moving apart, quickly activate the car body, and clicked towards today's mission.
At this time, Wen Qitian, who was reminiscing about his friends in the countryside, also got on the special car home, rolled down the window and waved his hands at the people in the village, Wen Qitian smiled and retracted his head back into the car and said, "Drive."
"Yes, lord!" The driver in front followed the employer's words and slowly pulled the car key. Just as he was about to start the car body, a car window holding Wen Qitian suddenly ran out of a small road at the entrance of the village and said, "Qi Tian, Qi Tian, you are knowledgeable, go to my house to have a look?"
"Hmm? What happened to Sister Chen?" Wen Qitian waved his hand at the driver in front and shook the window again and said, "Isn't today your grandson's day party? What's so panicked?"
Seeing Sister Chen running forward, some villagers in the village who wanted to get in touch with Wen Qitian rushed up and said, "Yes, Sister Chen, isn't today your grandson's 100-day banquet? Why are you free to come here?"
You Qi Tian, where is Qi Tian? He screamed so intimately, as if he was so familiar with you. The speaker looked at Sister Chen with disdain. Everyone in the village knew that this man favored boys over girls. He finally had a grandson at the moment. How could he get out of traffic jam on such an important day, especially when he looked panicked.
"Yes, but there are so many snakes, Qi Tian, today there are so many snakes in my grandson's cradle, and so many black snakes!" Sister Chen pulled Wen Qi Tian's car window and said, "Qi Tian, Qi Tian, you are a person who does big things. If you go, you will definitely be able to calm those evil spirits. Come home with me to see if it's okay?"
"This?" On one side, the grandson is back, and on the other side, the former fellow villagers. Although they are not familiar with each other, Wen Qitian is not good at silence, so he frowned and sighed in his heart: "Xiao Liu, go to the entrance of the village to buy some medicine to drive away snakes, insects, rats and ants. I'll go there with Sister Chen to take a look."
"Okay, lord." The driver called Xiao Liu nodded.
Speaking of which, Wen Qitian didn't believe that Sister Chen could suppress any evil spirits. The only possibility was that Sister Chen's house held a 100-day banquet these days, and the custom in the village was the custom of preparing food the day before.
It was probably the fragrance of food that attracted the snakes. Wen Qitian, who thought about it carefully, opened the car door and walked towards the village with Sister Chen's panic. Wen Qitian, who was walking away, ignored it. The panic old man said that the snakes were all in the cradle of his grandson.
So this is not the snake attracted by food! When Wen Qitian's figure disappeared from him, Xiao Liu immediately called Wen He. Of course, Wen Qitian's instructions should be done as he did.
"Hey? Xiao Liu?" Wen He, who didn't need to get out of the car, put the rose in his hand aside, picked up the ringing phone and said, "Is there something wrong with the master?"
"No, sir." Xiao Liu said with the rat poison he bought from the small vendor in his hand: "A villager said there were many snakes at home and wanted to ask the master to suppress it. Then the master asked me to come out and buy rat poison now."
"Snake? There are indeed many snakes now." Wen He, who nodded, frowned and said, "You go over immediately, don't let the master bite the snake."
"Okay, sir." When it comes to snakes, Xiao Liu's heart was a little confused. No, because the chilly mollusks would make people feel panicked from the bottom of their hearts.
Wen He, who hung up the phone, continued to call Wen Qitian with some concern. Fortunately, although it was noisy there, the vibration of the phone still made Wen Qitian feel it.
Seeing that it was his son's phone call, Wen Qitian knew that it was his driver who had reported it to him. He immediately answered the phone happily and said, "Hey, little brat, is it that useless to your father? Do you want to call these trivial matters?" Although that was said, the smile on Wen Qitian's face still made the villagers envious.
You should know that Wen Qitian's family was the poorest in the entire village in the past. At that time, all the villagers looked at Wen Qitian who had nothing to do and thought that this person would be a bachelor for the rest of their lives. But who would have thought that a girl in the village who grew up eating a hundred families would fall in love with this person.
If he didn't want the betrothal gift, he married the poor boy who had nothing. After the marriage, they went to the capital to make a living. However, the girl did not have a good life after all. It is said that she died of labor when she gave birth to her second child. Wen Qitian, who was both father and mother, raised her two children.
These were all sent back to the village by people who had worked in the capital. They also said that the Wen family in the capital is so powerful and outstanding. The villagers originally didn't believe it, but since Wen Qitian came back to worship the ancestral tomb a few days ago, the exclusive driver and the bright small car, even though the village was behind, they knew that this person was really successful.
Hearing Wen Qitian's words full of energy here, Wen He bent his eyes and said, "Dad, I didn't say that. I mean, when Xiao Liu arrives, go to a place where there are snakes. Don't worry Xiaojiu and me!"
"Yes, yes, I know, go to you." Wen Qitian replied to the other side with a smile: "By the way, where is Xiaojiu? You little brat won't let Xiaojiu be at home alone again, right?"
"No, no, Xiaojiu is in my car now!" Wen He shook his head quickly and said, "But Xiaojiu just fell asleep and even talked about you before going to bed."
Regarding why Zhao Jiu had autism, the old man often took the account on his head. When he thought of this, Wen He couldn't help but laughed at Wen Jiu who was asleep in the back seat and said, "Okay, dad, don't hang up the phone. I can understand anything like this at any time, and I feel relieved."
"Yes, yes, don't worry, don't hang up." Wen Qitian turned on the amplification with his phone and put it in his pocket.
Wen He suddenly heard the noisy noise over there and was shocked all over. He smiled laughed at the old man's increasingly childish side in recent years. It was said that old kids and children, it seems that even the old man who had been in the capital was inevitable.
Looking at this little revenge, Wen He couldn't help laughing. Xing Le, who had just opened the car door and came in with two cones, saw his lover following the phone call at a glance, and there was still a smile that he didn't let go of.
Suddenly, his mouth was a little jealous and imprinted on the corner of his lover's mouth and said, "Xiaoyang, who are you calling? You are smiling so beautifully, come and laugh at me!" As he said that, he also reached out to lift Wen He's chin, like a gangster who teases a good boy.
On the contrary, Wen He rubbed Xing Le's hand and said with a smile: "Our dad!"
"What? Dad!" Xing Le immediately became honest and hurriedly said to the other side of the phone: "That, dad, I am Xing Le, that, you just pretended that you didn't hear it!"
"Dad's voice sound." After the man finished speaking, Wen He smiled slowly and said to Xing Le again: "And there are many people around him now!"
Now, Xing Le, who had learned his lesson, immediately covered his mouth and took a deep breath. He put the cone in his hand in his lover's hand. After smiling at Wen He in a sinister way, he said to the microphone: "Dad, Wen He bullies me!"
Wen He, who saw Xing Le's smile, felt something was wrong, quickly reacted and covered his phone. As a result, he saw that the man had already stuffed a cone in his other hand. Looking at the man's childish movements, he suddenly said with some amusement: "Dad must have put his phone in his pocket, so Dad can't hear anything in your hand!"
"Puff! Internal injury!" Hearing Wen He said this, Xing Le immediately covered his heart and pretended to vomit blood. He looked at the cone on Wen He's hand. He immediately hid aside, pulled the small refrigerator in the car, put another cone in front of him as a cover and said, "Don't, Xiaoyang, this is the cone of the wine, you can't break it!"
Wen He, who was about to take action, looked at the man's funny movements and immediately put the remaining cone in his mouth with a little amused and laughed. He looked at Xing Le with a smile and said, "You sleep in the study today!"
"Ah, don't!" Xing Le, who had just put the cone, immediately said bitterly as soon as he heard it, "Little Sun, Xiao Sun, I haven't slept in a bed for a long time, I want to slept in a bed!"
"There are also beds in the study." Wen He, who did not eat this set at all, replied slowly.
"The bed in the study is not soft!"
"Then I'll sleep in the study, I won't dislike it anyway."
To be continued...