Chapter 991: "I Want a Girlfriend"(1/2)
Gu Xiaobai twisted his hands, slightly changing the tone, and the piano sound of the old record came out, and it was the sound of the piano sample he had just played that was played again.
At the same time, his singing voice also changed into the sound of old records.
It was like a lady from the old days was singing in front of an old microphone and an old loudspeaker.
"Every street and alley
in everyone's mouth
first words when meeting
Just congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations..."
When I heard Gu Xiaobai sing this section, the stage went "boom" and I laughed.
It turned out to be "Congratulations!"
What to congratulate? Congratulations to Zhu Qinan for finally being single forever?
Are you talking about the banner that made Zhu Qinan a hot search topic?
"Congratulations to Senior Zhu Qinan for graduating honorably single without finding a girlfriend for ten years!"
congratulations!
Others also joined in. They held the lyrics in their hands, gathered around the microphone, and sang the chorus loudly:
"Have been single for thirty years
Will I stay single
After graduation today
I'll be single tomorrow
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.”
This word was changed so much that it made people unable to complain. Not to mention the people off the stage, even the group of people singing on the stage almost laughed out loud.
When I sang "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations" at the end, everyone on the stage started singing along.
For a time, countless voices sang together:
"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations." Not to mention how lively it was.
Even Wu Quandong started singing along on the side of the stage and fell down laughing.
In fact, there are so many people who can sing this song that I have to listen to it several times every Spring Festival.
It can even be said that no one can sing.
No wonder Zhu Qinan brought so many people to the stage. Anyone can sing this hook part!
In fact, the song "Congratulations, Congratulations" was not originally a song to celebrate the Spring Festival.
This song was written in 1945. In that year, the Anti-Japanese War was finally victorious, and people could not conceal their joy, so they wrote this song.
People rush around, and the first words they say when they meet are to congratulate each other.
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!
It was such a scene of universal celebration.
The suffering is over and spring has arrived!
Later, this song became a congratulatory song for the Spring Festival.
And now, it has been changed into a hook part on the stage.
Truly excellent music is always like this. No matter what era it is in, it can show vigorous vitality, constantly change its appearance, take on a new look, and will never be eliminated by the times.
After singing this chorus, everyone laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.
On the one hand, it’s because of how funny this song is, but on the other hand, I have to lament that senior Zhu Qinan is self-deprecating.
It's fun and cute.
He is indeed a man who has become a hot search just because of a banner!
How much does a banner cost? Is there a hundred yuan?
Much better than Brother Yao who spent 60 million to become a hot search!
Everyone on the stage also let go. They spread out on the circular stage, waved to the audience, and danced to Gu Xiaobai's beat.
Over there, Zhu Qinan has entered the second section.
"I wrote on the telephone pole that I am still single
Kindhearted people, please come and accompany me.
Let me go home and give my parents a hard time
Bringing a beautiful daughter-in-law home for the New Year
I waited until the flowers withered and finally someone called me back.
Opposite is an old man. He speaks a dialect.
I said hello, father-in-law, may I ask where my wife is..."
Zhu Qinan paused for a moment, and the next second, he continued to rap faster than Gatlin:
"He said that the old military doctor can cure all diseases. Insufficient kidney qi, soreness in the waist and knees, and night sweats in the middle of the night are caused by kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency. If it cannot be cured, it will cost no money↗——"
The lyrics are so fast that everyone can’t even keep up with the subtitles.
After Zhu Qinan finished singing this line, everyone below was silent for a few seconds.
Then……
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"I'll go, Brother Nan!"
"The old military doctor is awesome!"
"I dare you to write any words like this..."
"The lyrics are awesome!"
"Brother Nan, Brother Nan!!!!"
On one side of the stage, Wu Quandong covered his face.
I know Xiaonan you have graduated!
I know you have obtained your diploma and degree certificate, so don’t be afraid of me!
But at least give me some face!
In such an occasion, why sing the old military doctor!
My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Next I have to host a whole graduation ceremony, okay!
Next, there was a chorus from the whole audience.
"Every street and alley
in everyone's mouth
first words when meeting
Just congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
Congratulations congratulations congratulations
Have been single for thirty years
Will I stay single
After graduation today
I'll be single tomorrow
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations..."
On the stage, everyone held fists and congratulated each other.
Congratulations, congratulations on being single.
Congratulations to you for being single.
Congratulations, you are single all your life.
To be continued...