Chapter 691: Song of the Single Whale?(1/2)
There has been no news about Gu Xiaobai on the Internet for a long time.
Gu Xiaobai rarely surfs the Internet, and all his online messages are basically posted by people around him.
In particular, a few people from 306 often sold Gu Xiaobai inadvertently.
But now Gu Xiaobai is wandering in the sea, and the people in 306 are busy preparing for the school song competition, so Gu Xiaobai has no voice on the Internet for half a month.
But this period of time was not peaceful.
The news that bxb was selling newbies in the Indonesian market was fermented in South Korea, and then became popular on YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok, and attracted the attention of domestic netizens.
Then there was another round of war of words.
Korean netizens were elated: "You guys, Gu Xiaobai, are so awesome, how come the sales of your new album are so much beaten by our bxb?"
Chinese netizens disagreed: "What kind of garbage market is Indonesia? Is there anything worth caring about? You bxb are so awesome, how many albums have you sold! Are global sales even a fraction of our Xiaobai mainland sales?"
Korean netizens refused to back down: "Don't worry about what kind of market Indonesia is, didn't you guys say you want to come to Indonesia? Come on, let him come to Indonesia to fight!"
Of course, Chinese netizens refused to admit defeat: "Just wait, when we noobs get to Indonesia, you will be finished!"
Both sides slobbered more and more.
But Gu Xiaobai never showed up, and Gu Xiaobai's studio was quiet and there was no sound.
Many overseas Chinese in Indonesia or netizens who traveled to Indonesia sent reports from the front.
"The box office of "Goodbye, Boy" was terrible, and it hasn't even broken one million yet."
""Youth·306" is nowhere to be found on the ranking list!"
Then everyone was confused.
What on earth is Gu Xiaobai doing?
Of course, Gu Xiaobai's die-hard fans don't care too much.
No one person in this world can dominate all markets.
We novices must be playing with our big toys on the sea. At this time, we have no time to care about the small Indonesian market.
There are only two or three countries in this world that are qualified to despise Indonesia, the fourth most populous country in the world.
We novices are scientists! Scientists!
However, everyone defended Gu Xiaobai, but in their hearts they still hoped that Gu Xiaobai would take action again and defeat the whole audience!
Moreover, they are really curious...
What is Xiaobai doing now?
I’m so used to not hearing from Xiaobai for such a long time.
However, just today, news about Gu Xiaobai suddenly appeared on the Internet!
"A whale appeared next to the Zhongjun, pestering Xiaobai and refusing to leave!"
There are videos everywhere on the Internet taken by people on the boat. The whale poked its head out of the water, stared at Gu Xiaobai for a long time with its small eyes.
It also says: “This is not a freeze frame!”
Below, countless comments from netizens are flying around.
"Ah, I have lived for decades and I have never seen such a handsome human being!"
"Ah, I'm in love!"
"This whale is male! But it doesn't matter, species is not an issue, let alone gender!"
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai! I, my little whale, support you!"
When the whale jumped out of the water, the barrage was even more frenzied:
"Look, this shocking leap is all for you, Xiaobai!"
"Please watch me dance for you!"
"Spin and jump, I close my eyes~ Xiaobai can't see, are you intoxicated?"
Then netizens discovered that Gu Xiaobai actually disliked it!
"Ah hahahaha, Xiaobai is so cruel, he turned around and left!"
"The whale is so hurt!"
"The whale's tears are flying!"
Later, when the whale waved its big wings and hit the Zhongjun, the barrage was even more bizarre.
"Open the door, open the door! You have the ability to rob a man, but don't have the ability to open the door?"
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, come back quickly!"
"Whale, don't knock randomly! The Zhongjun is very expensive, and you can't afford to pay for it if the paint is scratched off!"
At this time, various warnings floated on the barrage: "High energy ahead!"
"Nuclear energy ahead!"
"Non-combatants please evacuate quickly!"
When Gu Xiaobai and the humpback whale were singing and communicating with each other, the screen was filled with barrage and the screen was no longer visible.
"Fuck! Fuck, fuck!"
"Here he comes! The Whale Whisperer!"
"Xiaobai is actually communicating with whales!"
"He must be the reincarnation of a whale! Such high notes! Such chanting!"
"Mei is crying, Xiaobai, please release a whale language album!"
"Wtf, humans can no longer stop Xiaobai!"
The Internet exploded again.
The communication between humans and whales is really rare, unprecedented and unprecedented.
When Gu Xiaobai was singing "Left Finger Moon" on the street, some people once complained about Gu Xiaobai's "whale style singing", saying that Gu Xiaobai was simply a little white whale and wanted to throw Gu Xiaobai back into the sea.
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Now, they discovered to their horror that this kind of thing... might become a proverb.
Gu Xiaobai is really the reincarnation of a whale!
On board the Zhongjun, Jiang Wei was taking a nap.
As Gu Xiaobai's bodyguard, Jiang Wei has been really busy recently.
On the Zhongjun, Gu Xiaobai didn't need his protection at all.
He just takes care of Gu Xiaobai's daily life and helps Xiaobai tidy up his residence. The rest of his time is so free.
Fortunately, he could also sneak back to the Western Han Dynasty, so he just slept on the boat when he had nothing to do.
At this moment, he was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by his cell phone.
He picked up the phone in a daze and saw it was Sister Shan.
"Huh?" Jiang Wei was excited when he saw it was Sister Shan.
This woman is very scary and difficult to deal with!
"Sleep, sleep, sleep, you know how to sleep! Go and see what Xiaobai is doing!" As soon as Sister Shan heard Jiang Wei's voice, she knew that he was sleeping again, and she got very angry.
"Xiaobai...what are you doing? I can't understand what he is doing..." Jiang Wei muttered, looking at what Gu Xiaobai was doing, the only consequence would be to fall asleep...
However, Jiang Wei quickly got up and walked onto the deck.
Sister Shan said: "Don't sleep all day, I'll give you a task. I saw Xiaobai communicating with the whale, singing and so on, so I took a photo of it. There has been too little news about Xiaobai recently, and netizens and fans are not happy.
!”
Jiang Wei walked onto the bow of the ship and suddenly stopped.
"Sister Shan, sister Shan, sister Shan..."
"There's no point in calling me sister!"
"No, Xiaobai, he..."
Jiang Wei simply started the video, and then saw Gu Xiaobai lying on the railing of the bow, teaching the big whale to sing.
"why why
Even Zhaoye is single
Even the stupid dog becomes a father
Even in love
I still don’t have a girlfriend…”
To be continued...