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Chapter 499: You can't hurt me

On the stage, Gu Xiaobai stood quietly for a few seconds, finally smiled slightly, turned around, reached out and patted the shoulders of several people behind him, and also reached out and touched the head of a guy who looked obviously still a teenager.

The boy was not tall, and when his head was touched, his whole face suddenly turned red, and his whole body was trembling with excitement.

Wuwuwuwu, I was touched on the head by Mr. Champion Hou.

When several people nearby saw his excited look, they immediately went up to touch his head and bully him, but he shook them away.

You can’t even touch my head! Believe it or not, I’ll chop you with a knife! I’ll never wash my hair again!

Gu Xiaobai watched the interaction between them, smiled, and waved to the stage. The staff quickly ran up to share the ice cream!

This knife dance is really difficult and not something ordinary people can do!

These people were actually selected by Gu Xiaobai from among his eight hundred iron cavalry as the best swordsmen!

Therefore, although they are all different in height, fat and thin, and quite different in age, there is no way to make up these five people...

A knife dance is actually not long, about a minute or so. This kind of dance with high concentration is very tiring.

Because there was still time, Gu Xiaobai was not in a hurry to let a few people go down. He also brought an ice cream over and licked it while walking back to Ma Pianran's direction.

Ma Pianran was still numb now. She looked at Gu Xiaobai blankly and said after a long while:

"Oh my goodness……"

"Oh my God, let me calm down for a moment..."

"Xiaobai, Auntie is getting older, can you give me a heads up next time?"

"I warned you, it looks more dangerous..." Gu Xiaobai grinned.

"It looks more dangerous... Did it just look more dangerous just now?" Ma Pianran was going crazy, "Xiaobai, promise auntie, never do this kind of knife dance again in the future!"

"It's actually not as dangerous as you think..." Gu Xiaobai said, "We practiced very well."

"That's not possible! Promise, auntie!" Ma Pianran said with a serious look on her face, "If you don't believe me, ask the audience under the stage!"

"right!"

"Too dangerous!"

"Never dance again!"

Yes, yes, don’t jump again!

In this way, we are the only people in the world who have seen this kind of knife dance live!

Gu Xiaobai grinned. In fact, it would not be easy for him to dance in the future.

I really can't find five people who can cooperate with him and dance the knife dance like this!

"Okay, then I will try not to jump in the future..." Gu Xiaobai said, "But we have practiced, so it is really not as dangerous as you think... If you don't believe it, I will show you a little trick."

Ma Pianran quickly asked: "Is this little trick dangerous? Do I need to step off the stage and hide for a while?"

"No, this is really not dangerous." Gu Xiaobai waved his hand to the bottom of the stage again.

Off the stage, several staff members brought up a thick wooden board with a human-shaped outline on it.

"Auntie, please go and stand in front of the wooden board..." Gu Xiaobai said to Ma Pianran.

Ma Pianran stood up blankly, and then suddenly found Gu Xiaobai reaching out to touch the knife. She was suddenly shocked: "You can't lie to me! You must be dissatisfied with Auntie!"

"No, really not..."

"Not yet? Do you want to play the game of shooting living people with flying knives?" Ma Pianran shook her head desperately, "Aunt Ma is living well now and doesn't want to die at all!"

"Alas..." Gu Xiaobai shook his head, and then said to the young man behind him: "Xiao Zuo, go and stand there..."

Xiao Zuo responded while licking the ice cream and walked towards the wooden board.

"No, no! This is too dangerous! I absolutely cannot agree to this!" Ma Pianran sternly refused, "No one can stand there! Whatever you want to perform, just perform it like this!"

As he said that, Ma Pianran waved to the staff: "Get out of the way! It's dangerous!"

"Really, can you have some faith in me?"

Gu Xiaobai held the ice cream in his left hand, and with his right hand, he made a "clang" sound and flicked the knife.

There was a "boom" and the sword flashed. The long knife in Gu Xiaobai's hand had been nailed directly to the center of the human-shaped head on the wooden board.

Looking at the long knife inserted in the middle of his head, still buzzing and trembling, Ma Pianran was furious: "Xiaobai, you still said you are not dissatisfied with Auntie!"

You clearly want to kill me, aunt!

If this knife comes over, if I stand there, my head will explode!

"No..." Gu Xiaobai turned around, and the young boy Xiao Zuo had already brought his long knife up.

Gu Xiaobai licked the ice cream, drew and flicked the knife.

"Chop chop chop chop chop..." Five long knives, like five streams of light, were nailed to the limbs of the human figure on the wooden board.

The six long knives were as if someone had directly inserted them with a ruler. There was almost no gap between the high and low.

"See, we have all practiced this way." Gu Xiaobai pulled back his long knife and said to Ma Pianran, "Are you sure you don't want to try? You will definitely not miss..."

"No, don't even think about harming Auntie!" Ma Pianran shook her head desperately.

I will not be deceived by you! I will never seek death!

Gu Xiaobai shrugged, and the six long knives shot out again "chop chop chop...".

This time, all the long knives were accurately shot outside the outline of the human figure.

The top of the head, under the armpits, on the side of the neck, under the crotch...

At this moment, the audience under the stage understood.

Why does Gu Xiaobai perform this knife dance?

He is telling people all over the world.

Damn it, who said my bodyguard was trying to kill someone but missed the target?

Who said that my bodyguard has a subjective intention to kill?

I want you to die today, can you survive past three o'clock?

I have to say that this knife dance, coupled with the knife shooting performance, is really convincing.

Moreover, this is more than just a performance.

This time, Gu Xiaobai really told the world what knife dance is!

If you can't play with a knife like this, don't say you know how to dance with a knife!!!

"Auntie, you really don't want to give it a try? It's so fun!" Gu Xiaobai also tried to seduce Ma Pianran.

"No, absolutely not."

Over there, the young boy Xiao Zuo had already drawn his knife and was playing with it by himself.

"Chop chop chop..."

The swords and knives are approaching the lower three roads.

Everyone looked at the young man named Xiao Zuo speechlessly.

This kid, who must be fifteen or sixteen years old, is so... skinny.

Look at the location where he ejaculated, it hurts!

No, this is the age when you are most naughty!

Fortunately, a man next to him who looked to be in his thirties glared at him and dragged him aside. Then another man took off Gu Xiaobai's long knife and handed it to Gu Xiaobai with both hands.

"Forget it." Gu Xiaobai sheathed the long sword, "Then I will send my brothers to step down first."

Gu Xiaobai reached out and touched the young boy Xiao Zuo's head again: "Still playing, eat quickly, it's almost melting!"

The young boy Xiao Zuo grinned, quickly took two bites of the ice cream, then covered his head and gasped.

Everyone off the stage didn’t know whether to laugh or what to say...

How can you eat ice cream like that? You are so stupid!

Children are children!

But this kid is so awesome when he dances!

One day, this kid will also be a superstar on the stage.

Little did they know that this was the first time and possibly the last time in this young man's life to eat ice cream.

They only have five minutes of fate with this world.

In five minutes, they will go back to more than two thousand years ago forever.
Chapter completed!
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